02/13/13

The most ridiculous sip of water EVAH!

Marco Rubio apparently has been kicked out of the tea tard’s playground and is now representing the ‘conservatives’ of the country and did their rebuttal last night after President Obama’s State of the Union speech. Right in the middle of a 10 MINUTE speech, ole Marco grabs his water (for a capitalism shot! Gotta sell that Maine Poland Spring watah!!!) and takes a sip because his mouth was so dry! Seriously? He couldn’t talk for 5 minutes without feeling parched?????

What a whoosie. Can someone get the man a hand-fan next time!!!!

Hilarious.

Other ridiculous moments: Ted Nugent being invited to sit among the non-Cro-Magnons and the Texan republican representative who invited ole Teddy the Tea Tard, Steven Stockman, was forced to remove his banner that he had put up inside the Congress! Yesiree, these southern right wing assholes tell us all the time how much they love and honor the US Constitution, but they have no respect for the institution of Congress by desecrating the walls of it, you know, the Congress that is established in the US Constitution!

I think BuzzFeed summed the night up best!

 

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01/24/13

Hillary Clinton got grilled by a bunch of right wing babies…

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Embassy attacks under George Bush (anyone remember public hearings/investigations being done to find out what Bush knew and when he knew it? Nope! I don’t remember either!):

2002: U.S. Consulate In Karachi, Pakistan, Attacked; 10 Killed, 51 Injured.
2004: U.S. Embassy Bombed In Uzbekistan.Two locals killed, nine injured by suicide bombers.

2004: Gunmen Stormed U.S. Consulate In Saudi Arabia. Five non-American consulate employees killed, seven Saudi security men killed

2006: Armed Men Attacked U.S. Embassy In Syria. One dead, several injured.

2007: Grenade Launched Into U.S. Embassy In Athens. From The New York Times:

2008: Rioters Set Fire To U.S. Embassy In Serbia. From The New York Times:

2008: Ten People Killed In Bombings At U.S. Embassy In Yemen. 16 dead. From The New York Times

As Sen. Dick Durbin said at yesterday’s hearing: “I’d like to refer to five words for them to reflect on: Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. We were told by every level of government here there were Iraqi weapons of mass destruction that justified a war […] We’re still searching for those weapons […] We could have a hearing on that if you’d like.”

Yes, where were the hearings after 4,000 Americans were killed on our soil??????? How come no one asked why the Attorney General of the United States, John Ashcroft, had stopped flying on commercial airliners the summer before 9/11/01????? So many questions should have been asked, so many people should have been fired (including Bush & Cheney!), but yet, anyone calling for an investigation or asking a tough question was deemed UNPATRIOTIC AND UN-AMERICAN!

Fuck off, conservaTARDS!

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01/21/13

President Obama’s 2013 Inauguration is today!

What a thrill! So proud of President Obama and our country!

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Today is also Martin Luther King Day! How appropriate it is to have our nation’s first African American president sworn in on a day where our nation has crossed over the mountaintop! RIP, great man.

President Obama, of course, has been in great danger since he was sworn in in January 2009. Even a West Point think-tank is warning our nation of the dangers of violent right wing extremism! Martin Luther King was right: “The nation is sick” and these right wing fools keep lying to themselves to keep their irrational fear against the black man at the surface.

We stand tall with you, President Obama! So proud of you! Your second term will be met again by right wing extremists in the US Congress, but we have your back again. As an American said after your 2012 election win, “In 2008, Obama lifted us up. In 2012, we lifted him up!”. YES WE DID!

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01/13/13

Glenn Beck wants to be the Animal Farm Community Organizer!

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Oh wow, this is hilarious! I thought ole Glenny hated the idea of community organizing or anyone in the US of A working together for the common good in the community! Bah hahahahahaha! Oh jesus.

But he loves Ayn Rand and believes he is doing the work of Randjesus…

You can read all about BeckTopia over at Little Green Footballs (read the comments below the article! They’re hilarious!). My favorite comment is by jdoc1357: “Anyone else think this will end with a lot of dead bodies and empty KoolAid pitchers?”. So true! For this reason alone, I think Beck should be allowed to create his BeckTopia just so we can see them all kill themselves!

Or if you want to, you can CLICK HERE to get the info straight from the Horse’s Ass himself!

By the way, I thought Ayn Rand preferred wealth? And wasn’t she an Atheist?

 

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01/10/13

The guv’nah of Maine uses the word “supposively” in support of charter schools for the Koch Brother’s grandchildren!

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Our guv’nah is a stupid drop-out asshole. He’s currently living on the taxpayer dole and is working hard to cut public school education, so he can pay charter school teachers three times as much, because he believes Maine children and the Koch Brother’s grandchildren deserve to be brainwashed with right wing “intellect”. So hilarious! (CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE GUV’NAH USING THE WORD “supposively” instead of “supposedly”!)

He’s become the stupid monkey who sits on the lap of the Koch Brothers!

What an embarrassment.

And do you want to hear something even more funny? The guv’nah only talks to Mainers via YouTube or some other video. Why does he do this? It’s because he’s afraid of the Democrats videotaping him in public! Yesiree, WHAT A FUCKING COWARD THE GUV’NAH IS!

If he wants to fix Maine’s public school system, then I suggest he RESIGN HIS POSITION AS RELIGIOUS DICTATOR OF MAINE! The Forefathers did not want YOUR RELIGION to be pushed on the people and paid for by the people! We fought the Red Coats for this very reason you stupid fucking asshole!

 

 

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01/10/13

You know that photo of President Obama meeting with his “cabinet”…the one the right wing wants you to believe is proof Obama is a woman-hater?

You know the photo of President Obama meeting with his “cabinet”? Here it is…

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Well, these men are not his CABINET! They’re the team he has chosen (FEMALE Jarrett is off to the side in this picture!) for the FISCAL CLIFF TALKS!

President Obama is currently picking his new Cabinet staff and if we remember correctly, when Dr. Susan Rice (a woman! an African American woman!) was being considered, oh how the misogynists bigoted pasty white republicans came out of the woodwork to frame her as something she’s not (all so Obama wouldn’t pick another woman to be in his Cabinet!)!

So far, Obama has the most female Cabinet members….

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(CLICK HERE FOR THE STATS….PDF WARNING!)

President Obama has not been sworn in for his 2nd Term yet and it’s so funny how the likes of Joe Scarborough (who was being a pasty white republican chauvinist misogynist PIG this morning on MorningJoe!) and all the other right wingers are trying to portray President Obama as forgetting women this time around! Oh please. All you pasty white republican ninnies: GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THEN HANG YOURSELF!

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01/7/13

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Lispy Lindsey is just so verklempt about Chuck Nagel he can’t grab the lacy hankies fast enough!

Johnny McCrazy has remained somewhat silent on Chuck Hagel, but we all know ole Johnny wants to bomb Iranians into prehistoric times and how his love for Israel overshadows his love of America, so ole Johnny will make sure Hagel gets an earful (those who don’t war-mong get no ‘yea’ vote from the war-mongers!)! And besides, Hagel worked on McCain’s 2000 presidential run and then Hagel joined Obama’s team from 2008 on. See? I’m sure Johnny will pull his skirt up over his head and will spit his pacifier out at Hagel!

Mitch McConnell (not shown in the picture) has his nylons twisted into a pretzel-shape over Chuck Hagel being considered by President Obama! What war did McConnell fight in where he still has shrapnel in his body? Oh wait! NONE!

Phil Graham (pictured at right) has no comment about Chuck Hagel because he’s been busy trying to screw America over financially, so he hasn’t had time!

And then there’s Joe Lieberman (goodbye you fucking asshole!!!!!!) who would have so many tough questions to ask Chuck Hagel if the American people hadn’t found Lieberman so repulsive and he was still in the US Senate! Oh really? What tough questions? You mean, “Hey Chuck. How come to you don’t want to kill & torture all Iranians and start a 20 year war with that country on behalf of Israel????”. Meh. Fuck off Joe!

My oh my, what a bunch of right wing sissies these boys are! Can someone get a douche because the US Senate needs a clean up on Aisle 4!

 

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