George Bush to Iran: “Come clean”

Oh my gawd, is George Bush on crack or something? He’s now saying that IT’S IRAN WHO HAS TO COME CLEAN on their nuclear program, while at the same time….he’s not and never has come clean with the American people on everything he’s done for the past seven years!

(Go to www.gahzette.blogspot.com for more hysterical photo-shopped pics! Hysterical!)

Here’s what America’s Lunkhead said today:

“It is clear from the latest NIE (National Intelligence Estimate) that the Iranian government has more to explain about its nuclear intentions and past actions, especially the covert nuclear weapons program pursued into the fall of 2003 which the Iranian regime has yet to acknowledge…”

(CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO)

He’s rewriting history from yesterday now! Yep. George Bush comes out yesterday looking pale and like he wanted to faint because ANOTHER lie & deceit of his had been exposed for all the world to see, and now today he’s acting like all of this is Iran’s fault and they’re the ones who need to come clean to the American people! I’m sure from this day forward, we’ll be witnessing George Bush rewriting history day to day. Yep, he’ll just hold a press conference and rewrite everything he said the day before, and before you know it…Americans will think he’s completely batshit crazy, more so than he is now.

For starters, I’d like George Bush to come clean on the following (add your own if you wish to):

His role in the outing of Valerie Plame

His role on 9/11/01 and before

How many people has he had detained and held in secret prisons across the planet

What he’s saying to Israel & Saudi Arabia behind the backs of Americans

How much money he’s stashed away in Dubai that was stolen during his illegal occupation of Iraq

Whether he’s sleeping with Karl Rove or not

I bet America’s Spoiled Rotten Brat won’t ever come clean on any of these! Georgie believes he’s above the laws and doesn’t have to answer to anyone. Nope. Ole Georgie lives his days in fuzzy green footy pajamas drinking hot cocoa (laced with booze, of course) and believes he’s immune from it all. Oh, but it’s IRAN who has to come clean now, according to Georgie, even though, it was Georgie’s intelligence agencies that did tell the Boy King that Iran had given up it’s nuclear program years ago. So then what did Georgie do upon hearing this? He then put his fingers in his ears and shook his head like a 2 year old who doesn’t want to listen! Oh yes, there is nothing anyone can say now to change Georgie’s mind. He wants to bomb Iran, because it’s profitable to and he wants enough money that he can buy his own kind of freedom after his ass is kicked out next year!

Spoiled rotten asshole he is.

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25 Responses to “George Bush to Iran: “Come clean””

  1. very orwellian.. rewriting history.

    and the media will let him get away with it. again.

    and i think he is drinking again.

  2. Carl Nemo says:

    That photo explains it all. See what “gargling with beer” will do to an already challenged mind that’s long ago been left behind… :) )

    Carl Nemo **==

  3. Mr. Neck says:

    I ♥ Bush.

    Once again he leaves you wannabe Short Busers behind!

  4. Gage says:

    What does “short buser” mean? Haven’t heard that one.

    Edited by Kay:

    A “short bus” is one the “retards” take to school. Mr. Neck is now projecting his experience on us! A Short Buser is one who loves and believes everything George Bush does, and when his lies are exposed, they love him even more! See? Mr. Neck is just trying to make himself feel better at the moment.

  5. Tom says:

    The NIE make the Bush claims either stupidity, or dishonesty. Whether he is seen as dishonest which many people believe or dumber then a box of rocks, is not important because as the election cycle heats up Bush will become more and more marginalized. The right wing of the Republican Party will also become less and less important to who the American people are willing to listen to. they have been discredited on national security, fiscal responsibility, family values, and their supposed “super majority” of 2000-2004, evaporated like a “fart in the wind” in the 2006 election. In fact the MSM is starting to actually Openly question the bush Administration on quite a few fronts, and even Karl Rove has been called on his lie by other former members of the Bush administration.

    The right wing talking point that the 2002 NIE on Iraq and 2005 NIE on Iran ignores that the neo-cons under the direction of Donald Rumsfeld and Richard Cheney weighed in on both those NIE’s while this time the professionals of the intelligence agencies didn’t have their efforts edited by the controllers of the Bush administration. this time the real views of the intelligence annalists stood on their own instead of the edited comments of the neo-cons who were running the show back then.

    This will continue to marginalize the neo-cons even further as the candidates who picked up the mantel in the republican party suffer more embarrassment like Rudolph Guiliani does form his cheating on his second wife and making the tax payers pay for it, or Bernie Kerik. Willard M Romney does with his hypocritical employment of undocumented foreigners while campaigning against illegal aliens. Mike Huckabee with his fighting to free a convicted violent rapist TWENTY FIVE years early, (hello Willie Horton on steroids). Or Fred Thompson’s attempt to run the lamest campaign ever while alienating most of his staff numerous times.

    Good luck with the continuing meltdown of the republican party, I hope you people do as well in 2008 as you did in 2006, losing six seats in the Senate and thirty seats in the House, and this time handing the white house to the democrats on a silver platter it seems. If the election in Kentucky, this last November, is any guide, the Republican Party has further to fall. Hopefully the country will not suffer much more damage as they attempt to become the 21st century version of the party they replaced in the 19th century.

  6. kayinmaine says:

    I’m looking forward to the rapture, because you wingers will be sucked up into the sky and we rational, peace loving individuals will have the whole planet to ourselves. Peace at last! Peace at last!

  7. kayinmaine says:

    The republic party is dead. Love it! *kicking it across the street and into the gutter*

  8. Kevin Hayden says:

    I’m still waiting for Israel to come clean on its nuclear program. I understand if it doesn’t want to provide locations, but an overall number would be useful. It actually oughta help Israel, because its enemies would probably be stunned to know how dangerous it is to keep targeting them.

    (And by my estimates, if anyone attacks Iran, it will happen in the next 12 weeks).

  9. kayinmaine says:

    Kevin, having nukes or the rumor of having nukes is powerful enough to keep some countries away. It doesn’t help Israel to have the United States financially backing them or supplying them weapons (nukes). This is why both are despised in this area of the world.

  10. kayinmaine says:

    OMG Gage! Love the videos!!!!! Hysterical. :lol: :lol: :lol:

  11. grantinhouston says:

    Israel has the fourth largest nuclear weapon cache in the world after the US, Russia, and China. But since they are a nuclear power that has NOT signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT), they don’t have to open their facilities for inspection by the U.N.’s International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). Iran is a signatory state of the NPT so therefore has to and has allowed international inspections.

    http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/.....index.html

    The only other nations with nuclear facilities that aren’t signatories to the NPT besides Israel, are North Korea, Pakistan, and India and therefore do not allow international inspections.

  12. grantinhouston says:

    The USA has used a nuclear threat over 3 dozen times since WWII as part of foreign policy:

    http://www.fpif.org/fpiftxt/4777

  13. LaPopessa says:

    The only surprise is any surprise that Bush is a flagrant, practicing, hypocrite. It’s been one thing that he’s been good at as long as he’s been in office.

  14. Mr. R. Neck says:

    I will spank my Massive Meatâ„¢ when the righteous Republican President romps next year and my President George W Bush is appointed his promised, and much earned, Cabinet Position! This, while watching you grim, self-loathing malcontents chew your previously-slashed wrists into ecstatic mortality! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Viva la Bush!…Forever!

  15. id like to see Bush “come clean” about Paraguay.

  16. Gage says:

    Red falling on his sword:

    when the righteous Republican President romps next year and my President George W Bush is appointed his promised, and much earned, Cabinet Position

    After his trial at Nuremburg, when they were hanging Hess, just as the platform on the gallows was about to drop, he screamed “Hiel Hitler!” And then he died with shit in his pants.

  17. kayinmaine says:

    Gage, see how much the reich wingers hate America? They want Bushitler to continue to rule it! I bet they’d have no problems with gassing American babies if Bushitler told them to.

    Georgie will spend the rest of his days in hiding…hell…he might even come down with Alzheimer’s just like Reagan so he can say, “I don’t remember!” over and over to relieve himself of all accountability!

    Pigs.

  18. Mr. R. Neck says:

    After his trial at Nuremburg, when they were hanging Hess, just as the platform on the gallows was about to drop, he screamed “Hiel Hitler!” And then he died with shit in his pants.

    *Tweeeeeeeet!* Bullshit Flag™ down on the field! Half the distance to the goal and loss of down. It’s now 4th and forever. The shit is between your dumbo ears Short Bus - Rudolph Hess was never hanged! He died more than 40 years later.

    You Buffoonish Babbling Blatherskitesâ„¢ can’t get anything right! You make it far too easy!

    Now go put on your pointy hat and sit in the corner – forever! :lol:

  19. kayinmaine says:

    George Bush will scream right before the floor drops out from under him, “I want my Mommy!!!!! Mama! Help me!”.

  20. secretagentman says:

    Whether he’s sleeping with Karl Rove or not

    are you jealous kay because you ain’t gettin any action and havent for 13 or so yrs? not counting the carrots and other devices you stick up your coot. that was the last time you took a ride on the white pony, and 9mo later you gave birth to your retard son.

    Edited by Kay:

    I’m actually dating someone right now. Don’t read my blog too much and just do a hit and run, huh? Loser.

  21. Mr. R. Neck says:


    I’m actually dating someone right now

    Barnyard animals and close relatives DON’T count. ESPECIALLY if they are the same!

  22. Gage says:

    Well, I’m sure you were holding his hand when he died. Did you scoop up a little of that shit for your reliquary?

    Did I say Rudolph Hess?! Maybe I meant Rudolph Brand.
    Hess, Goebels, Goring, Cheney, Bush… one nazi pig with shit in his pants is as good as another.

  23. Gage says:

    That was a nasty thing for me to say. I’m ashamed.

    I’ll get over it.

  24. Gage says:

    Okay, I’m over it.

    Edited by Kay:

    LOL Gage. I had to reread what you wrote to find where you said anything wrong! I couldn’t find anything. :-)