Oh my gawd….how I love those “foul-mouthed fem-bloggers” on the Internets! See what you did to Sen. Susan Collins’ blogger’s computer…
Ya see, recently Lance Dutson of Maine Web Report, who is Sen. Susan Collins’ paid blogger & Internet Director, did a post about the tracker who approached Collins when she was in a parade here in Maine recently. In the first paragraph of the post, he called FireDogLake a “foul-mouthed fem blog” and well….the rest is history! I don’t think ole Lance really understands how we foul-mouthed fem-bloggers work. Let’s just say this to Lance….we are relentless and we especially don’t like it when Lance forgets that there are lots of “foul-mouthed male-bloggers who like and join in with the fem-bloggers”!
Oh boy.
Anyways, FireDogLake is demanding an apology.
And here’s what my foul-mouthed fem-blogging ass said yesterday about Susan and her pasty white, feminine fingered, stuck in the 1950′s, ridiculous, out-of-touch, jackboot licking, red armband wearing, “I have to lambaste liberal bloggers because I can’t bring up Susan’s voting record because we’re both ashamed of it!, blogger”.
The best part? Oh boy. I just tried to get into Maine Web Report, but it’s not accessible at the moment. Oopsie. Either ole Lance is feeling the heat of the fire he created or his site crashed from all the hits! LMAO!
Way to go you foul-mouthed fem-bloggers and those who support the foul-mouthed fem-bloggers! I love you. 
Hysterical! A jackboot licking, hateful, red armband wearing, no good for nothing but being a whiny assed titty baby, warmongering, neo-GOP-Nazi, Bush supporter has set up a blog to watch me:
http://whitenoiseinsanitywatch.....-soon.html
Loving that! Meanwhile, Sen. Susan Collins’ blogger’s blog/website is toast. Ha ha.
I’m having a great day, Smoke, are you?
yeah his server has overloaded.. and i agree with firedoglake that collins should fire lance and apologize immediately.
update :
to comment on lance’s little website now, you are required to give him your email address and he will email you a password.
what a desperate little man.
Are you serious Chris? I wonder if HE’LL TRACK EVERYONE WHO GOES TO HIS BLOG? Hey, he owns Maine Coast Design which is a web design company, so you can bet your sweet bippy that he would resort to and know how to do something like that!
Is there a way to tell if you’re being tracked online, Chris? If so, let me know either here or via email. It would be a very interesting story to tell if Susan Collins doesn’t like to be tracked when she’s on the road, but it’s okay for her paid blogger to track visitors to his blog without people knowing it!
*salivating at the thought*
i dunno.. he already knows your ip address if you post there, and he can track you that way, plus if he requires your email address, thats another way to track you. i dunno how to tell if you are being tracked, but i think it would be safe to assume you would be.
and im sure your email would be put on a lot of lists. lists you probably dont want to be on.
he also added the following to the top of the comments :
(Updated 8/15/07) I welcome your comments. However, vulgarity, violence, and general absurdity will not be tolerated. I reserve sole discretion for what is allowed. If your comment contains vulgarity, violence, and/or general absurdity , you will be banned without notice or appeal. If you disagree with this policy, we suggest you exercise your first ammendment rights and get your own blog. Please note, Maine Web Report is not responsible for the comments posted here.
Yes. Thanks for asking.
LMAO Smoke. Have I told you today that I love ya and that you crack me up?
Anonymizer surfing is an option. Free trial download.
Some baby w/a piddly Blogger acct. perceives that they’re powerful enough to “track” you, Kay (Whitenoiseinsanitywatch–I won’t dignify it w/a hit).
That’s a hoot.
Ping the IP & Who is directory; and they can pay off your new mortgage for ‘ya….
:::wink:::
Cooption is such fun.
He welcomes the *traffic*–he never gets any, otherwise.
“Web guru gone stupid.”
I warned ya. But nooooooooooooooooo! You are being watched. In fact, some psychiatrists are calling for your incarceration as you are the worst case of lunacy they have ever seen. Electrical shock therapy and daily mega doses of Chlozapine are warranted. I look forward to seeing you slobber and drool all over your bib. But you’re close to that all on your own.
Hit _BDN’s_ unscientific “poll,” folks..
Hehe. I laugh evilly. Hehe. Okay, it’s more of a giggle. Damnit!
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Yay, I finished. MY RANT. I’m all better now.
Nice rant, Lady, you foul-mouthed fem-blogger you! Hey, we foul-mouthed fem-bloggers have to stick together.
Kayinmaine:
Jesus General has put up a post about Susan Collins (Harpy, ME). I’m sure that will get some views, too.
I remember when John Sununu, Sr. was the worst that the Northeast had to offer as a counter to reason. Now NH has his son and Maine has Collins. Well, it does help to energize the electorate.
Harpy, Maine!
Love it, Democommie!
Everything Lance Dutson says on his blog is also her words. So far, I think Susan Collins is a big fat asshole because of the crap she’s saying through Lance’s keyboard.
She has nothing to run on, so she’s become the Barbara O’Reilly of the Internets!
Here’s raising a toast to all the foul-mouthed fem bloggers everywhere!
Oh, this is hilarious!
From the commenting policy on Lance whatshisname’s blog: “…and/or general absurdity.
BWAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Pathetic.
