GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010:
‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’
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"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960
Okay, fine. I know what you’re thinking…It’s Thanksgiving time and I should not be doing a post about Levi Johnston’s “johnson”! Hey, we’ll do anything to embarrass Sarah Palin here, so it just makes sense to talk about his ‘johnson’ at this time!
I hope Sarah Palin gets caught with a copy of Playgirl in her book tour bus. *fingers crossed* It will just be one more moment of hypocrisy we can talk about!
As of right now, no one knows how big or small Levi’s ‘johnson’ is because, well, in his Playgirl spread he’s covering it up (hat tip to a reader who sent the link to these pics). But don’t worry! We do know what Carrie Prejean’s nipple most likely looks like if we use our imagination and we do know she can sing very loudly when pleasuring herself, but what I don’t understand is why she said this: “Americans heard only bits and pieces of what really happened…I think that there is a liberal bias in the media, and it’s unfortunate that conservative women are attacked for their beliefs. It’s unacceptable and it shouldn’t happen. So many Americans are frustrated. So many Americans believe that their beliefs are under attack, and they should be silent and free speech doesn’t exist.”.
(Say wha? It’s our fault she has sucky morals and continues to make stupid sexual mistakes all by herself? What does Carrie believe in again? Oh that’s right! Hating the gays, posing nude, lying and deceiving to cover her ass, acting like the victim, and masturbating alone in her basement for her boyfriend (she was fine with Sean Hannity asking her about playing with herself in front of a camera she set up….oh but when Larry King asked her why her suit against the pageant was dropped ole Carrie didn’t want to talk about it! She only talks to greasy slimeballs apparently)! But I thought conservative men and women don’t do anything sexual until they’re married? I thought they ’side hugged’ because they’re so much better than the rest of us and have the highest morals ever recorded in human history? Huh.)
Anyway, Levi will be teasing us with his penis now. We will have to use our imaginations people! I’m thinking Levi is way bigger than Todd Palin, and well, Sarah could get easily distracted on her book tour if you know what I mean….
Yes, that’s right. Fox News who says they’re not the propaganda arm of the republic party has admitted through Sean Hannity that they edited the footage of Bachmann’s KKK Meeting on the steps of the Capital to make the people in attendence not look so….you know….right wing fringe evil!
The next time you hear a conservative saying Fox News is not the propaganda arm of the republic party, spit in their face and say, “You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Ewwww. Cockroaches? Bed bugs? Pubic lice? What kind of bugs are living there! Good gawd. And why are the bugs only seen in one area of the studio? Who had sex on that spot and didn’t clean up after themselves? Yuck!
I bet it was Glenn Beck & Sean Hannity. They either had sex together in the studio or they brought the bugs to work with them. It’s anyone’s guess at this point.
His comment about WNI is right off the bat and he wanted Katy Abram to know that I viewed her comments the other day as racist and this is why Hannity decided to put my blog in the spotlight. I’m glad he did, because I still stand behind this assessment, because here’s what Katy said her first town hall meeting political rant WASN’T about:
“I am a Republican…But first and foremost I am a conservative. I don’t think this is just about health care. It’s not about TARP. It’s not about left and right. This is about the systematic dismantling of this country. I’m only 35, I’ve never been interested in politics. You have awakened the sleeping giant. We are tired of this. This is why everybody in this room is so ticked off.”
Okay, if her problem isn’t just about health care, wasn’t about the TARP money being spent, and it’s not about left or right but it is about her being a republican, a conservative, and what she sees as the dismantling of our country, then truly what was it that ‘got Katy to take her curlers out and head to the town hall meeting for the “first” time in her life’? Huh? A dismantling? You mean…..the country has allowed a man with black blood in his veins to live in the White House, Katy? This kind of ‘white power dismantling’ that has gotten you all riled? It’s enraged Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Neal Bortz, Mike Gallagher, and others too, though, they never come right out and say it either. It’s really about that black man being in a high position! I mean, really, if she really was pissed about health care and that’s why she went to a health care reform town hall meeting for the first time in her life, then why was she concerned about what the Forefathers created then? Where the hell has she been hearing that kind of rhetoric? Oh wait! I know! Glenn Beck (her Savior, amen) and her new bestest buddy in the whole entire world….Sean Hannity! We can tell Katy didn’t just come up with this on her own. She had to be spending lots of time listening to Glenn Beck especially, because honestly, who was the man she ‘talked to’ at 4:41am in the morning after leaving her husband in bed? Who is important enough to Katy to walk across her house in her nightie to email a man who isn’t her husband? Oh wait! The Brainwasher….Glenn Beck!!!!
Katy, our Forefathers put nothing in the Constitution about freeing the slaves, giving women equal rights, giving women and blacks voting rights, or even allowing black people to be considered a whole human being, but yet, they’re in there now. But you know what, Katy? There’s nothing in the Constitution about health care either, but there are many of us who see health care as a human right (even right winger Joe Scarborough agrees health care reform is not a government takeover!)and not the right of only those who can afford it, and we will fight for this right as those before us fought for equal rights for others. See? You ninnies are the ones on the wrong side as usual. You’re fighting against equal rights. You’re saying you want to go back to the good ole days when only white men had all the rights and health care was for those who couldn’t afford a doctor as…..drinking whiskey and biting down on leather as your neighbor sawed your leg off!
Katy Abram is a right wing sycophant and doesn’t understand the first thing about the freedom of speech in this country. During the 8 years of George Bush, we had Georgie spying on Americans in FEBRUARY 2001 (well before 9/11/01 happened!), we had him and his Thugs torturing people in secret CIA prisons across the planet (now we’re finding out there are 10 more people who died in our custody after we tortured them to death!) after he had his underlings redefine the laws for him so he could, and after spending TRILLIONS on the Iraq occupation, the Afghan war, and the tax cuts for the uber wealthy for years (Georgie didn’t want the American people to know how much he was spending so he did them as an EMERGENCY SUPPLEMENTAL!)…..$550 BILLION was stolen out of the money markets in September 2008 and Georgie didn’t investigate, but instead said, “bailout the banks please!”. All of this was fine with Katy and other conservatives! Never once did she protest against any of this! Yeah, yeah….
Katy, Glenn Beck, and others are just worried today that our Founding Fathers wouldn’t be happy with the idea of a ’slave’ being the President of the United States. See? This is what makes Katy and her ilk crazy mad. This is the ‘dismantling’ they all scream about under the cover of health care rants.
We want a more perfect union where domestic tranquility can be achieved, Katy. We can tell that the thought of a black man demanding health care for all is unjust and is proof that our nation is being dismantled to you and others. Well Katy, I think you need to pause and do some research on what George W. Bush did to our country and what he left for President Obama to clean up. Georgie didn’t care too much for the Constitution, Katy. He worked hard to dismantle it quite frankly. George Bush was like you…..he ignored a lot during those 8 years. Both of you should be ashamed of yourself. We protested, though. And we got called traitors for it, remember that? I bet you don’t. You’re a ‘newbie’ to the political world so you say. Or maybe you knew what was going on, but because George Bush was a white republican, you didn’t care what he did or didn’t do, huh Katy? Spit.
Well, you just knew it would happen. If we gave Sean Hannity enough rope to hang himself, he would. And he did. On his Friday show, he talked about waterboarding, which was pretty brave considering it was he who said he would volunteer to be waterboarded for the sake of charity, but then when Keith Olbermann of MSNBC called him on his little bet, Hannity balked and has since then shied away from the topic. In fact, Hannity has not brought up waterboarding for over a month until this past Friday when he decided to call anyone who opposes waterboarding as being a ‘moral fool’…
Well, there you have it! The guy who said he would be waterboarded for charity, who is the same guy who refuses to be waterboarded (because it’s torture!) and who has slinked away from the topic in public since then is now calling himself a MORAL FOOL because he opposes being waterboarded! See? According to Hannity, waterboarding is an American value, it’s the best thing America has done in decades, and it’s no big deal….doesn’t even hurt, so in his mind anyone who opposes waterboarding is a moral fool. Nice, huh? Honestly, at this point we could call all of the GITMO prisoners brave, strong, and highly moralistic for living through waterboarding and other lovely torture techniques just going by Hannity’s description, because they went through with it, whereas, Hannity has not! Yeah, yeah, only a moral fool would be against waterboarding or would slink out of having it done to them for the sake of charity for our troops & their families, huh Sean? Coward.
If waterboarding truly is what makes a boy a man and is the proof we’re using to claim one is a moral American, then this means ole Sean Hannity of Fox News is a moral fool for refusing to waterboarded after he boasted about it! And he’s truly a coward…
By the way, Keith Olbermann has given $10,000 to charity on behalf of the non-moral-fool, “Mancow”, after Mancow allowed himself to be waterboarded for the cameras and for his listeners, because he wanted to prove that waterboarding was no big deal. Well, it was a big deal and Mancow was only able to last 10 seconds before he felt like he was drowning and came out of it having a greater appreciation for what waterboarding is and what it must feel like for the GITMO prisoners and others Cheney waterboarded to get false information to go to war with Iraq with (you know, a country that did not attack us nor did they have anything to do with the 9/11 attack!)…and then having to go through this at least 183 times!
Maybe Sean Hannity thinks Mancow is a moral fool now for allowing himself to be waterboarded? Hey could be, but something tells me Hannity would never publicly bring the subject up. What a moral cowardice fool Hannity truly is!
Sean Hannity laughs at the idea of being waterboarded. Yeah, yeah, apparently Sean thinks waterboarding is someone coming up to you on the deck and throwing a bucket of cold water on your face as you lay out in the sun sipping cocktails! Or maybe Sean thinks waterboarding is when you tie a line to a boat, stand on a board, and spend a few hours racing around the lake looking rather impressive? Huh. Not sure, but Sean Hannity said yesterday on Fox News that he’d be happy to be waterboarded for charity!
And Keith Olbermann is going to hold him to it too! Fabulous…
I can see Hannity being waterboarded. Right before it happens he’ll say, “Hey, go easy on me! This is for charity, remember? I’m a celebrity and have a job to do tomorrow! Don’t forget!”.
Whoever waterboards Hannity should not go easy on him. Since a teaspoon of water in our lungs can kill us humans, then I think Hannity should feel drops of water being dripped into his nose while he’s attached to a board with his arms & legs restrained. Or maybe rest his head under water for 2 minutes while his arms & legs are restrained with his feet above his head? And do both techniques on him 183 times for 4 hours! To Hannity, this is all kids stuff anyway. He’ll be fine. He completely supports the idea of torture along with the rest of the American Taliban (today’s republic party). See?
I can’t wait to see the big brave Hannity being waterboarded! Hey wait…
Has Hannity accepted the offer yet? Not as of this writing. Bah hahahahahahahahaha!
I’m sure if James Cummings was alive today, he would be buying a ticket to fly in and attend this rally, but unfortunately for him, he’s dead. His wife Amber gunned him down in their Maine home (came here from Texas in 2007) at the end of last year after years of mental, physical, and sexual abuse. What’s so interesting about James Cummings is not only did he worship Adolph Hitler and was in the process of becoming a member of the National Socialists (CLICK HERE, PDF warning), but he also had in his possession at the time of his death radioactive materials to make a dirty bomb, because he HATED President Obama and was going to make that known by Inauguration Day 2009.
I wonder how many other James Cummings will be attending this rally and I also wonder how many of our soldiers who hate blacks & Jews will also be attending this rally? Say what you want about the report Janet Napolitano of Homeland Security released recently, but there is some truth to it. 99.9% of our soldiers returning from Iraq or Afghanistan will not come home and sign up with these hate groups. A few will and if we all go back to the 1990’s and think about what Timothy McVeigh did, we understand that there is a huge possibility that a few of our soldiers will turn on Americans and kill us…..all in the name of revenge, bigotry, and hate! McVeigh was in the Army under George H.W. Bush. He went to Iraq, didn’t like the mission, and when he got back from there, he plotted his rage. Now that we have a black Democrat in the White House, these extreme right wing types have awoken after their 8 year slumber under George Bush. Nice huh?
REMEMBER: Killing American children was considered ‘collateral’ by Timothy McVeigh. He was a soulless human being.
It’s not only our veterans who join these extreme right wing hate groups. (Hell, I bet some of these monsters visit my blog each day, because they’re the ones spewing threats against me and other liberals!)
We now have the first African American family in the White House and the extreme right wing of this country is angry, they’re paranoid, they’re armed & dangerous, and they are most likely plotting & conspiring as James Cummings did. There are quite a few white Americans who have convinced themselves that President Obama is going to take their guns away. Not going to happen, but you can’t convince the extreme right wing of this. Nope, they’ve got this idea stuck in their heads and they’re running with it full throttle! They’re scaring themselves. They also believe socialism is coming to America, but refuse to acknowledge that parts of socialism have been in our government for years now (Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare, unemployment benefits…you name it).
Their anger is unjustified against our current President, but there they are spewing lies to keep their own hatred and anger well fed!
I’d love to know who else will be attending this rally. Glenn Beck? Michele Bachman? Sean Hannity? Ann Coulter? Could be. If they don’t show up, they will continue to fuel the rage of the ‘James Cummings’ of America instead!
Now that the extreme right wing of America has awoken, we can expect a very rocky road ahead. Aren’t we lucky? Not.
O’Donnell & Shuster point out that the Tea Parties are not a grassroots movement. They’re funded & organized by the wealthy wackos who don’t want pay their taxes and who have wanted to violently overthrow our country for years! Yep, as usual, the uber wealthy don’t want to pay anymore in taxes, but what is so funny, is today’s Tea Baggers are protesting GEORGE BUSH’S TAX RATES THAT ARE STILL IN PLACE. President Obama’s taxes/tax cuts are not in place yet. It’s so hysterical that the Tea Baggers don’t realize this! Idiots!
A soft coup of our nation occurred in January 2001 when George Bush was selected by the SCOTUS. Now the wingers want a violent uprising against the black man in the White House! Nice huh? And they wonder why the rest of Americans can’t stand them and think they’re the Cro Magnons of modern times.
And notice on the video of some of the Tea Parties you’ll see signs that read, “Socialism” or “Tar and feather” or anti-Obama t-shirts/signs. Hmmmmmm…….but we thought these Tea Parties were about taxes? Nope! The neck drooling knuckle draggers are coming out because they’re afraid of the black man and they’ve convinced themselves that socialism (Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security) is bad for America! As O’Donnell points out, these Baggers are protesting against themselves. Yep, the neocons are protesting against their own best interests again! Shocker.
With Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, and Sean Hannity as the violent feeble minded right wingers of this country, it will be interesting how April 15th turns out. Many of us think it will turn violent because a majority of the people going to these protests, because they hate President Obama…not because of his policies (most of George’s are still in place….especially the taxes)….but because of the color of his skin!
On Wednesday, Tea Party Day, look for white supremacists in the background. They’ll be there. You can count on it.
Spits of rage…