This can’t be happening! Is it because Schock’s name rhymes with a male body part? It’s gotta be!
(hat tip to Grant for sending me the link to this horrific contest!)
Jul
10
2010
10
2010
Say wha? My new boyfriend Scott Brown has come in 2nd place over some guy with the last name Schock?
Apr
14
2010
14
2010
13,000-16,000 right wing welfare recipients showed up to the Boston Tea Party today to see Sarah Palin
In the following picture, I bet Sarah was telling her welfare recipients how to screw Americans out of their money (which is to be expected because she quit her governorship half way through to do the same thing to the tune of $12,000,000!)….
Well, today is Wednesday, you know…..the day in the middle of the work [...]
Apr
13
2010
13
2010
Scott Brown won’t be campaigning with the Reigning Queen of the Tea Party Movement
The current rumor is Sarah Palin is so pissed at Scott Brown that she took to the streets recently and started strangling the first teabaggers she encountered…
Poor Sarah Palin. She’s the Reigning Queen of the Tea Party Movement and can’t seem to get Scott Brown to worship her in public. Of course, why the hell [...]
Feb
22
2010
22
2010
Massachusetts’ Senator Scott Brown helps the Democrats move a jobs bill forward!
Uh oh. Oh wait. What’s that sound I hear? *cupping ear to listen* Holy cow! It’s the right wing fringe of America screaming and stabbing their guts with butter knives! Wow. What a great sound!
Any comment by the Scott-Brown-Is-The-Savior crowd? Bah hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb
19
2010
19
2010
Scott Brown doesn’t seem too concerned with Joseph Stack’s domestic terrorist act
Think Progress has THE DETAILS. Does Scott Brownshirt understand that federal employees were targeted in Stack’s attack? Or does he hate the federal government he’s now serving in that much that he doesn’t care if they’re targeted within our nation’s borders? Not sure, but as Think Progress points out Brown’s reaction is yawn worthy. He [...]
Feb
4
2010
4
2010
Camelot may be over but now we have CamelScott!
Well, isn’t that just great. We go from Sen. Ted Kennedy (Camelot) to Scott Brown the Messiah (CamelScott)! If you hadn’t heard, CamelScott was sworn in as the next Senator from Massachusetts tonight after arriving in a Cadillac Escalade after flying to Washington, DC from Boston. The truck has now been ditched! I knew the [...]
Jan
25
2010
25
2010
Have the right wingers come up with any solutions to our nation’s problems yet?
Well, there’s a loaded question and I’m sure the neocons will come running out of the woodwork today to tell us how to create jobs, how to fix our health care system, and how to be a good citizen now that Scott Brown is walking on water as you read this sentence! Seriously, all I [...]
Jan
20
2010
20
2010
Scott Brown and his seashell-bikini clad daughters….
(image found over at the Huffington Post)
Ummmm, is it just me or does Scott Brown not look like the Dad of these two girls, but rather, an old guy who has gone back to the dorm room of two young women whom he had met a few minutes before on the beach at Spring Break? [...]
Jan
20
2010
20
2010
“What Sort of Health Care Reform Does Scott Brown Actually Support?”
My oh my was his press conference interesting this morning. Scott Brown defeated Martha Coakley last night in Massachusetts to win Sen. Ted Kennedy’s seat and he did it on the premise that health care reform needs to be killed.
Well, guess what?
(OMG! This is too much! I’m so excited to tell you teabaggers this!)
He basically [...]
Jan
20
2010
20
2010
Scott Brown whores his daughters out to the nation as soon as he wins his election!
Welcome to right wing fringe teabagger world! This is how they are. Let me guess….ole Scotty will end up living at the C Street house where he’ll continue to whore his daughters out to other teabaggers across the nation? I bet. He will also be using C Street to cheat on his wife while he [...]
