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“Sarah Palin”

Aug
19
2010

Sarah Palin is now supporting Dr. Laura Schlessinger?

Well, you know what that means! We’ve heard the answer before and we’re going to chant it again….
DON’T
RETREAT!
RELOAD!

SIDEBAR NOTE (put your gun down for a minute!): MSNBC just reported that Dr. Laura Schlessinger back in 2008 after Johnny McCrazy picked Sarah Palin as his vice president, she said this about Bible Spice:
I am extremely [...]

Aug
17
2010

How’s the Tea Party candidates for governor doing in Colorado these days?

The following is a Rasmussen Poll so take away from it what you want. Their polls tend to be biased against Democrats, but the following poll found over on RealClearPolitics could be showing some truth for once…

It appears the Democratic candidate against the teabaggers is doing quite well! I find it funny that Tom Tancredo’s [...]

Aug
14
2010

It’s not okay to wish Sarah Palin was on Ted Stevens’ plane?

(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)
Well, this is just soooooooo interesting. Two New Hampshire Democratic politicos are under scrutiny (one has resigned) right now for saying they wished Sarah Palin had been on Ted Stevens’ plane, but yet, yesterday on the way home from work I was listening to right winger Howie Carr’s [...]

Aug
12
2010

Former Senator Ted Stevens isn’t officially dead until…

(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)
(hat tip to Grant who made this comment to me (that Stevens isn’t really dead until Sarah says so!) in an email and I just had to express it ’cause it was effing hysterical!)

Aug
10
2010

Sarah Palin is the Worst Governor Ever!

She sure is. She quits halfway through her FIRST TERM and then hardly ever goes back to Alaska now because she’s too busy stuffing money down her bra, but is still stunned when someone makes a 30 foot sign calling her the “WORST GOVERNOR EVER!”.
As Grant said, “If you took the words….liberty, freedom, Constitution, and [...]

Jul
30
2010

Hey, how’s that family values Palin family doing in Alaska these days?

(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)
Well, if the New York Daily News is correct, then it appears Levi Johnson has fathered another child with another woman but is engaged to Bristol Palin who bore his child out of wedlock while not having a job or using a condom with Ms. Abstinence 2009! See?
And [...]

Jul
23
2010

QUESTION OF THE DAY: “If given the chance, do you think Andrew Breitbart would drag Shirley Sherrod behind a 1974 Ford pick up truck for 5 miles?”

My quick answer…

Breitbart obviously hates Shirley Sherrod more than I do beets and liver, so what he will do in the future to destroy this woman is anyone’s guess. As Little Green Footballs points out, BreitBARF is still going after Sherrod even after he has the evidence now that she is not a racist against [...]

Jul
20
2010

Who are America’s terrorists again? Arab Muslims or right wing nutcases like Byron Williams?

Some days it’s very difficult to tell the difference between al-Qaeda members and the right wing nutcases in America. Seriously, right now I’m having a very hard figuring out of Byron Williams is a true blue Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin/Revolution supporter or if he’s a member of al-Qaeda!
Byron Williams (and his mother!) are wicked scared of [...]

Jul
18
2010

The Rapture Index: FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS!

(image found HERE)
Too funny. A friend of mine recently reminded me that there are right wing moonbats out there who every day are checking to see what the Rapture Index is for today. Right now, according to Rapture Ready, we are at 170 which means it’s time to fasten our seat belts ’cause it’s coming [...]

Jul
7
2010

Sarah Palin should be the leader of the RNC?

Bah hahahahahahahaha! Oh man, can you see Sarah Palin in charge of the republic party? This would be too much like work for her! She hated the 9-5pm hours being the governor of Alaska, so why on earth would she even consider being the head of the RNC? Well, starving-for-Sarah’s-affection-right-wing-blowhards want Michael Steele to resign [...]