QUOTE OF THE DAY: 
GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010:
‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’
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"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960
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Oh man. This is too much! You probably already heard this news yesterday, but I woke up this morning laying in my bed laughing like Snoopy over it and just had to do a post. Seriously, the next time you see or hear a right winger say they’re completely against abortion, please yell out, “You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!” and then remind them that their home base provides abortion coverage to their employees and then remind them during the years of 2000 to 2006 when the republicans controlled the White House, the U.S. House, and the U.S. Senate, the republicans did NOTHING to overturn Roe v. Wade, because we all know the republic party needs abortion coverage. Why? Because just look at the C Street House! These right wing Christians are against abortion, but yet, how do they spend their days? CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES. And what happens when a man and a woman have unprotected sex? They make babies! So, you see, the republic party secretly has no problem with abortion, but they use it as a wedge issue during elections and anytime they feel they’re losing the debate on another issue. See?
Leon Wolf of Redstate thinks someone at the RNC should be fired for hypocrisy (ummmm all republicans would have to be fired Leon including yourself!):
Let’s keep this simple. Word got out today via Politico that the RNC’s health care package for their employees covers abortions. At the risk of belaboring the obvious, if you at any time have donated to the RNC since 1991 (when this policy apparently took place), some incremental portion of your donation went to the administrative costs of running the RNC, including employee salaries and benefits packages. Part of “benefits packages” in this context is apparently a health care package that pays for abortions.
For thirty years, we have fought tooth and nail to prevent our tax money from being used to pay for abortions. Turns out, we were apparently doing it through donating to the political party that was ostensibly on our side. This betrayal is so fundamental to the majority of people who donate to the RNC that it’s almost unspeakable. I have no doubt that many of the staffers there will miss the point, so allow me to make it clearly: you have caused every person who donated to support your livelihood to become involved in what they perceive to be a grave moral evil.
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In order for the RNC to regain the trust of their donors, they must disclose the names of all people involved in any way of the selection of their health care plan. And those people must be summarily fired. No severance packages, no golden parachutes; fired. For cause.
No pro-lifer in good conscience can give them a dime until this happens.
Bah hahahahahahahaha! Leon doesn’t want republicans to give any money to the RNC until the abortion part of their health care policy is taken out and the person(s) involved in putting the language in there is fired! Well, Leon, you might want to rethink taking out this language because as we all know there are guys in your party like Gov. Sanford of South Caroline who believes the sanctity of marriage is defined as: ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN, A MISTRESS, AND A HANDFUL OF GIRLFRIENDS! (makes you wonder how many abortions Sanford has paid for over the years!) See? Taking out abortion coverage now could make for some embarrassing moments during the 2010 mid-terms because of all those pregnant mistresses coming forward, don’t you think?! See?
Let’s not forget the recent historic vote on health care reform in the U.S. House of Representatives: ALL BUT ONE REPUBLICAN VOTED AGAINST THE STUPAK AMENDMENT. The End. They’re on record for supporting federal funding for abortions!
The RNC is a mess these days. They can’t even launch a new website without posting their own passwords for the public to see, you know, those thingamajiggies that we all use to keep those we don’t want in….out. Hell, Michael Steele is saying that the new website isn’t even a website! *slapping forehead*
I give up. Not only is the republic party still a mess today, but the shit pile George Bush left for President Obama to clean up hasn’t even been dented……’cause it’s that big! Shit Spit.
Nope. I can’t think of one time where a republican Congressperson feared for his or her life because of their beliefs and their support of the war criminals. Funny how that happens. Now we have republican anti-health-care supporters threatening the lives of Democratic Congresspeople, hanging their bodies in effigy, showing up with Swastikas, bringing guns to town hall meetings, using violence, and we ‘ve got right wingers on the radio such as Glenn Beck rallying them on….all because of health care reform!
[everybody sing!]“Jesus hates the republicans this I know for the bible tells us so”….
G. Gordon Liddy has now decided to take the woman hating route by reducing the overly qualified and highly intellectual Judge Sonia Sotomayor as nothing more than a woman who once a month can’t handle the smallest of things because of her monthly period. Here’s what he said about her on his racist hateful misogynist radio show:
“Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”
Liddy also thinks women should stay home until menopause. Geee, now where have we heard that kind of rhetoric? Oh that’s right! This misogynist crap has been coming out of the right wing’s mouth for decades now! Yes, it’s where “barefoot and pregnant” came from, because in the minds of the right wing….women are only good for giving birth, doing laundry, and fixing dinners. They are NOT allowed to have their own opinions, have an education, or do much of anything else, because the right wing of this country has said so for years now. It’s also why the right wingers have gone after me for years. They don’t like it that a woman can hold such low opinions of them in such a public place. Too bad fuckers! *throwing a used tampon at the right wing*
Nice. So far, the right wing of America continues to be the Party of No and they’re just pulling out all their typical rants against women and minorities thinking they’re going to be all successful and shit. They’re proving it’s the republican party who is afraid of everything but the pasty white christian men in our society! Way to prove Judge Sotomayor correct! Read on…
Examples of how the right wing of America is slowly melting like the Wicked Witch of the West…
- Right winger Newt Gingrich wants Sotomayor to step down as the nominee, because he’s feeling she’s not white enough for him and is too racist. Gingrich and others have not pinpointed one case where she said, “I am ruling against this white man because he’s white and for no other reason!”. Idiot. This coming from the man who was cheating on his wife who was in the hospital…all the while pointing fingers of shame & disgust at President Clinton for cheating! Does anyone really care what the fat pasty white boy Gingrich has to say anymore? I don’t, but the right wing fringe does, you know, the group of people in America who can’t figure things out on their own and need Newty and others to be their voices, because they’re too stupid to find their own. Spit.
This is just a few of the right winger’s tactics over Sotomayor in the last week or so. I mean, really, they’ve completely lost their minds, but that’s okay…..we want them to. We Americans would like to see the Hate Party be reduced down to the point that it can drowned in the bathtub never to be seen or heard from it again. And the right wingers are doing a very good of this all by themselves. Thanks No Party! It’s the only thing we like about you at the moment.
The Elephant Head speaketh again…
…and the Elephant Head sounded retarded again!
Oh wow. Yeah, okay. After 8 years (and 2 decades before that!) the republican party has become the New Taliban (aka American Taliban) who think in terms of killing first asking questions later, spend money like drunken sailors (and blame the Democrats for it!), and blaming everyone but themselves, but yet…
Michael Steele the Chairman of the Republican National Committee gave a press conference where he told us today that the republican party is now the party of new ideas (though it will take some time!) and the republican revolution is now beginning!
BAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA! Say wha???? A revolution??? BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re different now after 4 months of the Democrats being charge? BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PLEASE! MY HEART! IT CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*
Then he told us there are some Governors in our country (he didn’t say which ones or which party they were a part of!) who have all the answers, the new ideas, and the approaches. Wow! Interesting!!!!
We’re on the cusp of a republican comeback, people! The republicans are holding their tea bags against us and they want us to cower in fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry, but today’s speech by the RNC Chairman was absolutely hysterical. There was zero substance put out there today by Steele. Just a bunch of fart gas. He didn’t mention Rush Limbaugh, he didn’t mention Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin or even Jeb Bush, but there he was today telling us the republican crisis is over! They know who they are now! They’re fine so go back to not worrying because the grown ups have found the RNC! They are on track!
Too funny. Today’s speech by Steele only solidified the point that the republic party is dead. They have no new ideas, they don’t know how to act in public, they’re a stain on our country, and Americans are not fooled by any of them. Change to them is what is left over after we have a republican in the White House after 8 short years!
The Elephant Head speaketh…
…and the Elephant Head still makey no sense.
Michael Steele is the best possible leader of the RNC because he’s batshit crazy! How he has come to the conclusion that gay marriages will financially effect small businesses is beyond me, but here he is exclaiming just that…
From the Associated Press via Yahoo:
SAVANNAH, Ga. – Republicans can reach a broader base by recasting gay marriage as an issue that could dent pocketbooks as small businesses spend more on health care and other benefits, GOP Chairman Michael Steele said Saturday.
Steele said that was just an example of how the party can retool its message to appeal to young voters and minorities without sacrificing core conservative principles. Steele said he used the argument weeks ago while chatting on a flight with a college student who described herself as fiscally conservative but socially liberal on issues like gay marriage.
“Now all of a sudden I’ve got someone who wasn’t a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for,” Steele told Republicans at the state convention in traditionally conservative Georgia. “So how do I pay for that? Who pays for that? You just cost me money.”
Apparently this will be Steele’s and the RNC’s platform of change they’re talking about. The only change I see is….none! The republic party is the most divisive, hateful, bigoted, racist, political party, but yet, here we see Steele making ridiculous claims that just won’t fly with the American people! The republic party in incapable of changing! They just spew their ridiculous crap in the hopes it sticks and in the hopes they can find the time to back their claim up.
First off, to say that ANY marriage effects small businesses is ridiculous. The plus side to a marriage is the local stores who sell wedding gowns, tuxedos, flowers, and do catering, because they will always benefit. That’s just the way it is. What I would like to know is what kind of small businesses would be negatively effected financially because of a marriage, gay or not. Would the local electricians go bankrupt if two men or two women decided to marry? Would the plumbers go out of business? Nope! And what about the small insurance companies? Oh wait! The small insurance companies would benefit because they would be insuring two people instead of one individually and if the price to insure goes down because a couple has applied, then they (the happily married straight/gay couple!) would most likely buy more insurances (car, life, medical, you name it)! Yep! This is what married couples do.
Secondly, Michael Steele needs to be more clear on this. If this is going to be the RNC’s newest platform to ‘get the young ones involved’ then he needs to explain what businesses in particular will go bankrupt in response to same sex couples marrying. I bet he won’t be able to, because just like the party he represents, they haven’t had a coherent idea in decades and they never, ever, ever have any proof to back their claims with!
We’d like to introduce to you, Jesus, our first Democrat Socialist Party member…
Yeah, you heard me. The American Taliban (aka today’s republican party) has decided they’re going to waste more of our to go on record exclaiming that the Democratic Party is now the “Democrat Socialist Party”. That’s right! The American Taliban, who is trying to rebrand itself, will be spending their days rebranding the Democratic Party as part of their rebranding!
Nice.
Well, guess what, American Taliban members? I don’t give a flying rats ass what you call me or my fabulous political party, just please don’t ever call me an…
AMERICAN TALIBAN MEMBER!
A FASCIST!
A CAPITALIST PIG!
A REPUBLICAN! (*gasp*!)
I’m really surprised the American Taliban didn’t take the name, “Democratic Party”, for themselves, because for years they’ve called us the “Democrat Party”. See? I’m telling you American Taliban members….the only way you could win an election at this point is to start calling yourself a Democrat! Bah hahahahahahaha! 
Poor widdle American Taliban members….change to them is remaining the same, but labeling everyone else to make themselves feel better about their ties to Hitler, dictators, Dick Cheney, and Banana Republics. Assholes.
THE REPUBLICANS ARE JUST TRYING TO POLISH A TURD called the republic party! LOL
Well, what do you know! The RNC elects it’s first African American leader and he ends up being just like the leader of the republican party, Rush Limbaugh! Yeah, yeah, they’re both in the business of ticking people off, but the problem is, Michael “Balls Of” Steele is pissing off republicans while Rush “Lemon Drops Between My Legs” Limbaugh pisses off the rest of the country. See? With these two in charge of the republican party, they’ve managed to piss off the whole country in a few short weeks! Everyone hates them!
I like that.
Rachel Maddow has more on Steele, his corruption, and his demise as Chairman at some point…
While the nation is plummeting into economic chaos, the republican party is circling the drain while exclaiming President Obama is failing! Oh, HOW FUNNY. As Attaturk of FireDogLake points out, It appears everytime the right wingers of America say President Obama is failing, the president’s approval ratings go up and the republican party’s goes down. Bah hahahahahahaha! Awwwwwwww, how sad, but I’m not going to complain. Nope. Instead, I’m going to sit back and watch these assholes tighten the noose around each other’s necks. Should be fun. Popcorn, anyone?
Oh how funny! The woman who knows nothing about the outside world suddenly has her own little piece of Google by creating her own search engine called, “Palinit.com”, for her braindead supporters to use and for her to use to advertise and raise money!
Here’s the list of American Taliban members who have jumped to the chance to help Sarah:
TeamSarah.org
SarahPac.com
RNC.com
PalinPac.org
RightMarch.com
GOP.com
HeritageFoundation.org
RepublicanSearch.org
Mygopsite.com
MichaelSavage.com
GOP Wiki
NoGayMarriage.com
TonySnowShow
OhioGOP.org
PalinSearch.org
IowaGOP.org
MOGOP.org
GOP.gov
ExposeTheLeft.com
TownHall.com
AnnCoulter.com
BillOreilly.com
AmericansForVoterReform.com
GOPUSA.com
SearchShopSupport.com
GOPBloggers.org
MNGOP.com
RepublicansAbroad.org
And guess what happens when you go to Palin It and do a search on “troopergate”? You only get 10 search results (click on snapshot for a larger view…search results appear at the top to the right):
But when you do a ‘web search’ of “troopergate” on the same page, you get 86,600 search results! Interesting….
Makes you wonder if Sarah Palin and the RNC were thinking this move to create a Sarah Palin Google search engine would be the same as Barack Obama using the Internet to raise money and to motivate the masses as he did during his campaign for the presidency? Bah hahahahahahahahaha! The No Party has a lot of catching up to do if they think this new adventure of theirs is going to do either!
Right now, Michael Steele (the newly chosen leader of the RNC) is being investigated for writing a check to his sister during his campaign in the amount of $37,000. The claim that this was unethical is coming from a guy who worked with Steele who ended up under investigation himself. Was he retaliating against Steele and making up these charges or did Steele indeed make an improper payment to his sister? We’ll find out.
From the Washington Post:
Steele, who was Maryland’s lieutenant governor from 2003 to 2007, said the claim of improper payments to his sister’s defunct business and other allegations reported Saturday in The Washington Post were leveled by a “convicted felon” and are “all false.”
The man behind the allegations is Alan B. Fabian, a once-wealthy GOP fundraiser who was finance chairman for Steele’s Senate run. Fabian, 44, made the claims last year during plea negotiations with the U.S. attorney’s office in Maryland after he was charged with orchestrating multimillion-dollar frauds unrelated to the campaign, according to a confidential court document.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for Rush Limbaugh to come back today to his show (he’s been off for a week). Why? Because the RNC elected Michael Steele, a black man, and we all know how Limbaugh feels about President Obama and how he will not bend over and grab his ankles because Barack is black! Oh boy. It could get good considering the neocons believe Limbaugh is their unofficial leader of the GOP, so having Steele in the mix could get ugly, bloody, and who knows what!
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Spits of rage…