Lispy Lindsey is just so verklempt about Chuck Nagel he can’t grab the lacy hankies fast enough!

Johnny McCrazy has remained somewhat silent on Chuck Hagel, but we all know ole Johnny wants to bomb Iranians into prehistoric times and how his love for Israel overshadows his love of America, so ole Johnny will make sure Hagel gets an earful (those who don’t war-mong get no ‘yea’ vote from the war-mongers!)! And besides, Hagel worked on McCain’s 2000 presidential run and then Hagel joined Obama’s team from 2008 on. See? I’m sure Johnny will pull his skirt up over his head and will spit his pacifier out at Hagel!

Mitch McConnell (not shown in the picture) has his nylons twisted into a pretzel-shape over Chuck Hagel being considered by President Obama! What war did McConnell fight in where he still has shrapnel in his body? Oh wait! NONE!

Phil Graham (pictured at right) has no comment about Chuck Hagel because he’s been busy trying to screw America over financially, so he hasn’t had time!

And then there’s Joe Lieberman (goodbye you fucking asshole!!!!!!) who would have so many tough questions to ask Chuck Hagel if the American people hadn’t found Lieberman so repulsive and he was still in the US Senate! Oh really? What tough questions? You mean, “Hey Chuck. How come to you don’t want to kill & torture all Iranians and start a 20 year war with that country on behalf of Israel????”. Meh. Fuck off Joe!

My oh my, what a bunch of right wing sissies these boys are! Can someone get a douche because the US Senate needs a clean up on Aisle 4!



Mitch McConnell’s answer to raising the debt ceiling: CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION!


Ahhhh, yes….the ole….“Since I look like a stupid idiot when it comes to the constitutional law that says the full faith credit of the United States should not be questioned, I will just have to change the Constitution to reflect my right wing Nazi capitalist ideology instead!” trick.


What is it with these republicans who are so desperate to support the top 2% of the country that they would rather either sink our country into the shittah or go the other route which would be to change the Constitution to suit their need? Huh? It’s truly pathetic! Not only is McConnell proposing this, but Newt Gingrich has told some of his worshipers that nowhere…..he says NOWHERE!…in the US Constitution does it state there should be a US Supreme Court, even though it does. See? The repukes are just making up shit as they go along and if they start to become desperate….they’ll move to change the Constitution to reflect their wacked ideologies!

The right wingers are just dumbing down the nation day by day!

America is not safe with republicans in control. How many times do we have to go over this fact? Nothing is safe…not us….not the US Constitution….NOTHING. The republicans of today are the Red Coats/Regulars/Tories of yesteryear and they do not have America in their best interests. They hate Her.


The deficit is a “grave concern” to republicans? Oh wait! They want another $700 BILLION added to it over the next 2 years!


(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

The next time you hear a republican say they have ‘grave concerns’ about the deficit and our nation’s debt, tell yourself this, “THEY’RE LYING!”. They don’t give a shit about our nation’s debt or that our nation has it’s balls in China’s hands! Nope. All they care about is making sure the uber wealthy of America have their corporate welfare checks. That’s it. There’s nothing else this band of thieves cares about!

The middle class is taken care of in President Obama agreement with republicans, but what has to happen now for this lovely agreement to be signed into law that rolls over for the uber job-killing wealthy, it has to pass both Houses of Congress. Luckily for our nation we have Pelosi & Reed in charge of these Houses still! Here’s what Democratic Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid’s office said last night…

REID: “Now that the President has outlined his proposal, Senator Reid plans on discussing it with his caucus tomorrow.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office essentially said the same thing. Ouchie! Kind of a cold reaction don’t you think? Yep! What I heard in this statement is, “Oh really Mr. President? You want to cater to the job killers over hard working Americans? We’ll see about that!”.

Here’s what Nancy Pelosi can do in the House: Create two different tax cut bills…one for the middle class and one for the uber wealthy to put the republicans on record on who they care about more! Sounds like a fantastic idea to me!

All is not lost. There’s still time. What I’m hoping for is a big ole piece of coal in the stockings of the uber wealthy who have had way too many years of corporate welfare!


Introducing: The 3 Right Wing Stooges for corporate welfare!


(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

Well, here they are! Nothing says Happy Holidays!, Merry Christmas!, Corporate Welfare Goons! or Financial Armageddon! than seeing these three stooges together all at the Adult Table!

Did you see them yesterday after the Slurpy Holiday Summit? Seriously, it was like they had never been at the Adult Table before! Well, you know, Thanksgiving has passed and now that these 3 have taken out their rusty hallow hearts for a tune-up, they’ve decided the best way to thank the American people (and to give their new empty heart some practice!) is to make sure Corporate America has their Corporate Welfare Checks, Inc. in the mail soon! Isn’t that great?

How’s that New! Hopey Changey Thingy™ working out for ya, hard working Americans?

Who’s up for some spiced eggnog? *beating Drunky off me* (Hey! Get your own damn booze you corporate whore mooch!)


Goldman Sachs will pay a fine like Massey Energy did and then ontinue to screw over and kill American lives!


Don’t be fooled by this Goldman Sachs lawsuit. It’s a civil lawsuit which means there will be no jail time….just a fine imposed upon Goldman Sachs who made $6 BILLION in profits last year. Just as Blankenship of Massey Energy did, Goldman will pay a fine and then continue to screw over everyone but themselves!

I’m not impressed that President Obama’s former WH counsel will be handling this civil lawsuit for Goldman Sachs either. THE CEO’S OF GOLDMAN SACHS, AIG, AND OTHERS NEED TO BE IN PRISON! WE WANT TO SEE CEO’S COMMITTING SUICIDE IN THEIR BMWs TO AVOID PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone remember George Bush coming down hard on Goldman and others? I can’t think of a time…

Maybe now is the time to start protesting these large financial banks Sen. Mitch McConnell and others have protected all these years from scrutiny and prison? I think so!!! How come the teabaggers aren’t using their “grassroots” to protest the REAL PIGS, but rather, are spending their time calling President Obama a Kenyan? Spit.


Mitch McConnell says he’s not doing the bidding for the Big Banks


(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

Oh please. Mitch McConnell has Big Business’ head so far up his butt the man can’t breathe! But Mitch wants you to think otherwise. He wants you to believe nothing weird is going on with meeting in secrecy with the CEO’s of these large financial institutions, that he is not doing their bidding, and he’s hoping you’ll believe he cares about the little banks across America (you know, the banks that didn’t act like robber barons!). See? It’s all good as far as Mitch is concerned. He won’t tell Sen. Harry Reid what he’s saying and discussing behind humongous secret doors (because that’s between Mitch and his Big Bank Jesus!), but Mitch did tell us he’s completely against financial reform right after meeting with these thieves. (I’m sure the CEO’s didn’t tell him to hold that position either.)


Torture & abuse still going on at GITMO , so what is the American right wing minority party doing about it?

How many of the following GITMO prisoners were later kicked in the balls, had their limbs broken, and had chemicals poured on them just for the fun of it?…


President Obama has banned torture and has started the process of closing the GITMO prison with the stroke of a pen, but it appears the Bush Loyalists who are still in our military don’t care. They’re still torturing and abusing prisoners at GITMO.

From Alternet:

The ‘Black Shirts’ of Guantanamo routinely terrorize prisoners, breaking bones, gouging eyes, squeezing testicles, and ‘dousing’ them with chemicals.

As the Obama administration continues to fight the release of some 2,000 photos that graphically document U.S. military abuse of prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan, an ongoing Spanish investigation is adding harrowing details to the ever-emerging portrait of the torture inside and outside Guantánamo. Among them: “blows to [the] testicles;” “detention underground in total darkness for three weeks with deprivation of food and sleep;” being “inoculated … through injection with ‘a disease for dog cysts;’” the smearing of feces on prisoners; and waterboarding. The torture, according to the Spanish investigation, all occurred “under the authority of American military personnel” and was sometimes conducted in the presence of medical professionals.

(hat tip to Erik Prince for linking the article for us)

Geeeeee, what’s on the torture abuse photos again? Seems to me they are more graphic then what was released from Abu Graib years ago and the President knows this? If our soldiers are breaking arms, gouging eyeballs, and pouring chemicals on the prisoners (maybe lighting them on fire too? Don’t know!), then maybe there is a horrific chance our soldiers are raping/torturing young boys in front of their mothers? But hey…

According to the American right wing minority party of today, they support the use of torture and they think Nancy Pelosi is to blame for George Bush & Dick Cheney ordering the torture of prisoners in GITMO, Abu Graib, and secret CIA prisons around the world. She as a Democrat was in the minority party back then, so what I’d like to know is:



House Minority Leader John Boner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell are silent right now on this. Oh, but wait! Didn’t they say on behalf of the republican party that torture is fine, is/was legal, and it’s the only way to keep our nation safe? Why yes they did! But yet, they’re out there condemning Nancy Pelosi for the whole entire torture issue. I’m very confused about this. Do the right wingers like torture or not…or do they only hate it when we have a Democratic President, but really do enjoy torture, but want to blame the Democrats for Bush & Cheney’s use of torture to make themselves feel better and to make themselves look like they’re the moral ones? I’m telling you…it’s very confusing what the minority right wingers are doing today. Sooo…

If Boner & McConnell are fine with torture today, then they will applaud our soldiers at GITMO for continuing to orchestrate the Bush Torture Laws while ignoring President Obama’s. If they come out swinging against what is happening at GITMO right now and continue to blame the Democrats for torture, then we will know how ridiculous their political party has become! You neocons can’t have it both ways….if you were for Bush’s torture program and you find out torture is still going on, then you can’t blame the Democrats for it. You must support the use of torture today, but if you as the minority party go against torture, you do realize you’re going to look like a bunch of hypocrites who stands for nothing and only bloviate your bullshit after you lick your finger and put it in the wind, don’t ya?

SIDEBAR NOTE: The Democrats are in control of both houses of Congress just like the republicans were back in 2002/2003 when torture was learned. The Democrats cannot be blamed for the use of torture today, because as we’ve heard from the republicans of today…..THE MINORITY PARTY IS ALWAYS TO BLAME FOR THE ACTIONS OF THE CURRENT PRESIDENT! See?

Excellent. Just saying…

I’m completely against the use of torrure and I hope President Obama and Bob Gates are clamping down on these Bush Neck Drooling Loyalists at GITMO who are still torturing prisoners!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this is why President Obama would like to have Military Tribunals come back…..it would be used for some of our soldiers! Hey could be. I say, bring all of our soldiers and the prisoners back to America to be tried for their crimes. When they’re found guilty, they can vacation with the 1993 WTC bombers at the Colorado Supermax prison with the rest of the terrorists! (and that includes our soldiers who are torturing prisoners out of fun which is a form of terrorism!)

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