Mike Huckabee has now gone on record saying gay couples should not be trusted to adopt children because “children are not puppies”. Apparently, Mike believes gay couples would put newspapers on the floor for their adoptive children to pee and poop on. See? What is so interesting though and needs clarification from the Huckster is why did a heterosexual couple and one of the grandmothers put the couple’s adoptive child on a plane back to Russia? Wouldn’t this mean they’re unfit to handle children, that maybe they’re really gay, and they most likely put the child in a crate in the bottom of the airplane to transport their ‘puppy’ back to Russia? According to Mike, it’s all true! Jesus said so and we all know Jesus has a direct line into Mike’s brain!

I’ve never heard of a gay couple sending their adopted child back to his or her native country because they couldn’t handle a 7 year old. Have you Mike? Have you ever heard of this happening or is this what heterosexual couples do? Please explain, Oh Great One.

Also, Mike’s son got in trouble a few years ago for torturing a dog by hanging the dog from a tree branch. Mike, is your son gay? Maybe you’re the one who is gay Mike, because you gave birth to a son who tortures animals and according to you….he should not be allowed to procreate or adopt anything smaller than himself!

We’ll wait for Mike’s response to these questions, because we’re very confused! I’m sure he has some good tales to defend himself with. Should be interesting. See? I’m sure Sarah Palin will come to the Huckster’s defense, because we all know Sarah is all about being the “best heterosexual mother on the planet”, which I think is funny because she’s all about the money, she could care less about her kids or what they’re doing, and I found it rather odd that Sarah wore her hair up in a sexy way when campaigning with Michele Bachmann recently. Man, why did she wear her hair in the sexy-librarian style? Was she trying to turn Michele on? OMG!!!! She might be a lesbian according to Mike! This could explain why she treats her children like she does, right Mike?

Again, we’ll await Mike’s responses to these questions and concerns we’re having. Thanks Mike!

(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

From Yahoo News:

SEATTLE – A sheriff’s spokesman in Washington state says Seattle police have fatally shot the man suspected of gunning down four police officers.

Pierce County sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer says Maurice Clemmons was shot and killed early Tuesday in a Seattle neighborhood. Authorities suspected Clemmons of killing the four Lakewood officers at a coffee shop Sunday morning in Parkland, a Tacoma suburb about 35 miles south of Seattle.

Huckabee’s statement found on CNN Politics:

“The senseless and savage execution of police officers in Washington State has saddened the nation, and early reports indicate that a person of interest is a repeat offender who once lived in Arkansas and was wanted on outstanding warrants here and Washington State.

The murder of any individual is a profound tragedy, but the murder of a police officer is the worst of all murders in that it is an assault on every citizen and the laws we live within. Should he be found to be responsible for this horrible tragedy, it will be the result of a series of failures in the criminal justice system in both Arkansas and Washington State.

He was recommended for and received a commutation of his original sentence from 1990. This commutation making him parole eligible and was paroled by the parole board once they determined he met the conditions at that time. He was arrested later for parole violation and taken back to prison to serve his full term, but prosecutors dropped the charges that would have held him.

It appears that he has continued to have a string of criminal and psychotic behavior but was not kept incarcerated by either state.This is a horrible and tragic event and if found and convicted the offender should be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. Our thoughts and prayers are and should be with the families of those honorable, brave, and heroic police officers.”

Well Mike, in case you’ve forgotten….YOU WERE THE ONE WHO COMMUTED MAURICE CLEMMON’S ORIGINAL LENGTHY PRISON SENTENCE THAT WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF THIS NATURAL BORN LIFE! Remember that fucktard? Oh wait! Jesus is calling ya huh Mike! You can’t answer!

You are to blame Mike! Idiot.

From Yahoo News:

In 1989, Clemmons, then 17, was convicted in Little Rock for aggravated robbery. He was paroled in 2000 after then-Gov. Mike Huckabee commuted Clemmons’ 95-year prison sentence. Huckabee, who was criticized during his run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2008 for the number of clemencies and commutations he granted, cited Clemmons’ age at the time of the sentence.

After his release from prison, Clemmons violated his parole and was returned to prison in July 2001. He was released March 18, 2004, according to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper.

Maurice Clemmons was rearrested in 2001 and then was released again in 2004. If it was a Democrat who let him go, then you’re an idiot too!

Yep. According to Fox News, 193% of the American public supports these three right wing bozos. Don’t believe me? CLICK HERE TO SEE FOX NEWS’ FABULOUS PIE CHART THEY SHOWED THEIR VIEWERS TODAY!

As Think Progress points out, it’s just Fox’s fuzzy math again! Oh how silly. Anyone laughing? And to think just…oh I don’t know…..A FEW HOURS AGO….Fox News announced it would fire any “reporter” who provided false images to their viewers during their show, you know, to deceive them!

Oh boy.