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GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010: ‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’ (CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)

"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960

THE NEOCONS DESPISE ME…


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How big is Levi Johnston’s “johnson”?

Okay, fine. I know what you’re thinking…It’s Thanksgiving time and I should not be doing a post about Levi Johnston’s “johnson”! Hey, we’ll do anything to embarrass Sarah Palin here, so it just makes sense to talk about his ‘johnson’ at this time!

I hope Sarah Palin gets caught with a copy of Playgirl in her book tour bus. *fingers crossed* It will just be one more moment of hypocrisy we can talk about!

As of right now, no one knows how big or small Levi’s ‘johnson’ is because, well, in his Playgirl spread he’s covering it up (hat tip to a reader who sent the link to these pics). But don’t worry! We do know what Carrie Prejean’s nipple most likely looks like if we use our imagination and we do know she can sing very loudly when pleasuring herself, but what I don’t understand is why she said this: “Americans heard only bits and pieces of what really happened…I think that there is a liberal bias in the media, and it’s unfortunate that conservative women are attacked for their beliefs. It’s unacceptable and it shouldn’t happen. So many Americans are frustrated. So many Americans believe that their beliefs are under attack, and they should be silent and free speech doesn’t exist.”.

(Say wha? It’s our fault she has sucky morals and continues to make stupid sexual mistakes all by herself? What does Carrie believe in again? Oh that’s right! Hating the gays, posing nude, lying and deceiving to cover her ass, acting like the victim, and masturbating alone in her basement for her boyfriend (she was fine with Sean Hannity asking her about playing with herself in front of a camera she set up….oh but when Larry King asked her why her suit against the pageant was dropped ole Carrie didn’t want to talk about it! She only talks to greasy slimeballs apparently)! But I thought conservative men and women don’t do anything sexual until they’re married? I thought they ’side hugged’ because they’re so much better than the rest of us and have the highest morals ever recorded in human history? Huh.)

Anyway, Levi will be teasing us with his penis now. We will have to use our imaginations people! I’m thinking Levi is way bigger than Todd Palin, and well, Sarah could get easily distracted on her book tour if you know what I mean….

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Carrie Prejean’s book should be called, “Still Having Hissy Fits When I’m Asked A Simple Question”!

Poor widdle Carrie Prejean. She has Sarah Palintitus where anytime a simple or hard question is asked of her she acts like the victim! If you missed it last night, here’s Carrie Prejean being asked a question by Larry King (he was reiterating what a caller had asked) and then having a hissy fit because she didn’t want to admit that her case against the pageant was settled, because a sextape of her masturbating was exposed (and ole Carrie didn’t want to say this but she had no problem talking about it in front of creepy greasy haired Sean Hannity of Fox News!):

Poor Carrie. She wanted to storm off the set but she remembered the cameras were on her and she just had to look at her reflection one more time to check her hair! Like Sarah, she believes her shit don’t stink, everyone elses does, and she must control the questions, the answers, and her complete environment so no one will think she’s a complete dumbass! I’m surprised Carrie didn’t start masturbating herself last night to divert attention away from the question to impress the right wing fringe of America (you know, the only people who love and idolize her).

Too funny. Palin/Prejean 2012 please! The winning Christian ticket! Bah hahahahahahahaha!

The title of Carrie’s book is ironic isn’t it? “Still Standing”? She can’t even answer a question without throwing a fit!

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