Lispy Lindsey is just so verklempt about Chuck Nagel he can’t grab the lacy hankies fast enough!

Johnny McCrazy has remained somewhat silent on Chuck Hagel, but we all know ole Johnny wants to bomb Iranians into prehistoric times and how his love for Israel overshadows his love of America, so ole Johnny will make sure Hagel gets an earful (those who don’t war-mong get no ‘yea’ vote from the war-mongers!)! And besides, Hagel worked on McCain’s 2000 presidential run and then Hagel joined Obama’s team from 2008 on. See? I’m sure Johnny will pull his skirt up over his head and will spit his pacifier out at Hagel!

Mitch McConnell (not shown in the picture) has his nylons twisted into a pretzel-shape over Chuck Hagel being considered by President Obama! What war did McConnell fight in where he still has shrapnel in his body? Oh wait! NONE!

Phil Graham (pictured at right) has no comment about Chuck Hagel because he’s been busy trying to screw America over financially, so he hasn’t had time!

And then there’s Joe Lieberman (goodbye you fucking asshole!!!!!!) who would have so many tough questions to ask Chuck Hagel if the American people hadn’t found Lieberman so repulsive and he was still in the US Senate! Oh really? What tough questions? You mean, “Hey Chuck. How come to you don’t want to kill & torture all Iranians and start a 20 year war with that country on behalf of Israel????”. Meh. Fuck off Joe!

My oh my, what a bunch of right wing sissies these boys are! Can someone get a douche because the US Senate needs a clean up on Aisle 4!



The Benghazi Befuddling Buffoons….

Wait until these two (and tea tard Kelly Ayotte of NH!) find out it was the intelligence community who edited DOCTOR Susan Rice’s talking points to keep the world from knowing classified information! Oh how their heads will spin! And maybe they’ll get caught up like the rest of us on Benghazi. Wouldn’t that be neat? LOL I’m telling you….it’s embarrassing watching McCrazy, Lindsey-girl, and Ayotte the Tea Tard trying so desperately to appear “tough”, when really, they’re nothing but a bunch of befuddling buffoons hell bent on making asses of themselves!


VIDEO: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Joe Lieberman palling around with that terrorist Gadaffi of Libya!

Say wha? Where’s Sarah Palin when we need her! How come she’s not screaming at the top of her lungs, “THEY’RE PALLING AROUND WITH TERRORISTS! GET ‘EM!!!”? A quick check of her Twitter and Facebook page has turned up nothing. NOT. ONE. WORD. ABOUT. THIS. You don’t suppose she and Glenn Beck yell out their crazy accusations against President Obama because they know they’re the ones who are really palling around with terrorists and even ran for office with one and voted for them too, so they’re deflecting blame away from themselves by pointing at Obama and everyone else?

Huh. *scratching head*

And why is Joe Lieberman the Jew hanging around with Gaddafi? You would think he would be against this man considering the threat to Israel that he and others pose? Oh wait! The Israelis LOVE GADAFFI! Nevermind. How many more Muslim dictators are the Israelis helping out while America sends it billions a year? I bet Joe Lieberman knows!


The Pentagon is going to investigate the 2008 financial crash


First off I have to say this, “Wow! It’s about freaking time someone did an investigation on this!”, but I know in the end we won’t have learned anything new of what really transpired behind the scenes back then in September 2008.


If you don’t know what happened during the September 2008 market crash, it may likely be because you were too busy staring at Bible Spice’s boobies after Johnny McCrazy picked her to be his vice president. Yes, I know…you thought that was more important, she gave you the impression that she was an angel of patriotism, and you couldn’t stop staring at her blindly, but for the rest of us, we saw what was happening before and after the crash!…….


Here’s how I saw it happening back then…

>>Before the September 2008 financial crash happened, I remember Lynn Forester de Rothschild freaking out because Hillary Clinton did not get the Democrat’s nomination that year. Seriously, this woman went off the deep end, meaning, she quickly went on Fox News to lambaste “that black man” for taking power away from Hillary (she just lied and lied and lied!) and then proceeded to announce that she will wholeheartedly support the McCrazy/Bible Spice ticket. Well, well, well…..INTERESTING!

Funny how there was a Rothschild in the public enraged right before the big ole electronic run on the banks in September 2008. I believe ole Lynn and her cohorts gave the signal behind the scenes to begin the collapse. Seems to me she wanted to show the nation that it’s McCrazy & Bible Spice who would be the better pick to handle a financial collapse of that magnitude, but unfortunately for Lynn, that didn’t happen. Instead, on the morning of the Crash, Johnny McCrazy came out and said, “The fundamentals of our economy are strong!” (the fundamentals were not strong hence the crash dimwit!) while Barack Hussein Obama on the other hand remained cool, calm, collective, and filled with common sense, because Obama saw what was happening while obvious McCain was trying to sugarcoat reality! From that moment, Obama became the pick of the nation. McCain couldn’t keep up!<<

From the Washington Times (emphasis mine):

Evidence outlined in a Pentagon contractor report suggests that financial subversion carried out by unknown parties, such as terrorists or hostile nations, contributed to the 2008 economic crash by covertly using vulnerabilities in the U.S. financial system.

The unclassified 2009 report “Economic Warfare: Risks and Responses” by financial analyst Kevin D. Freeman, a copy of which was obtained by The Washington Times, states that “a three-phased attack was planned and is in the process against the United States economy.”

While economic analysts and a final report from the federal government’s Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission blame the crash on such economic factors as high-risk mortgage lending practices and poor federal regulation and supervision, the Pentagon contractor adds a new element: “outside forces,” a factor the commission did not examine.

“There is sufficient justification to question whether outside forces triggered, capitalized upon or magnified the economic difficulties of 2008,” the report says, explaining that those domestic economic factors would have caused a “normal downturn” but not the “near collapse” of the global economic system that took place.

Hmmmm, “outside forces”? Yes, you can say, “What the Pentagon is saying Kay is it was a nation or a group, but not an individual white woman with a vendetta who is part of a family who has a history of doing stuff like this!”, but I won’t listen to you, okay? Something very odd was happening before this crash and even though the financial system under George Bush did create a $600 TRILLION DERIVATIVES BUBBLE (which still threatens to pop at any time, you know, when those offshore insiders want it to!), but this crash seemed more political considering it’s timing.

What do you remember happening before, during, and after the crash of 2008?

Let’s hope the Pentagon does get to the bottom of this because it is key! The money that was taken out that day has never been found.


Rational Americans to John McCain after DADT was repealed: “GO PHUCK YOURSELF!”

If you haven’t heard, DADT was FINALLY repealed today after 17 years of it being on the books. Those who want to serve our country if they’re gay…can now….without the bigoted bullshit to keep them from carrying out their duty to the nation. So wonderful! Yay! Of course, here’s what Johnny McCrazy said on the floor of the Senate before the vote went down. It’s time for this deranged hateful lunatic to retire because he seems to have lost his mind again! Sad watching this once great American hero act so foolishly and with no compassion in his heart….

He should be re-dubbed: Johnny Come Hately!


It’s time for John McCain to arm wrestle a gay U.S. soldier to put DADT to rest

And I know who will win the arm wrestling match too. It won’t be Johnny McCrazy, because Johnny the whole time will be saying to the gay soldier sitting across from him, “Not fair! He has a nicer uniform on than I do! I want a rematch! Just one more minute please! Hey, look at the birdie! Nice birdie! Everyone see the birdie? Look over there, it’s a birdie!!!!!“.

Johnny McCrazy who was once loved by the nation has now become the laughing stock of it. He served with gay soldiers back in the 60′s, but today? He wants gay soldiers to be scorned by the military like King George of England did to those who did not submit to his choice of religion! Oh yes, ole Johnny apparently got his ass kicked at the Thanksgiving table this year by his wife, daughter, and female servants who all support the repealing of DADT, so much so did he get his ass kicked that he came out swinging on a tire swing licking a huge red and white swirly lollipop! He’s wearing girlie pants now!

Here’s McCrazy in action this week (video courtesy of Think Progress on THIS POST):

It’s time to MAN UP, Johnny! For a guy who says he was tortured for years while in captivity in Vietnam, you sure are scared of the gays. How come? Are you gay yourself or are you just a washed up former soldier who spends his days now screaming at trees in the park while banging rocks together? I’m sure your wife Cindy has said to herself recently, “Where the hell did it all go wrong? Who is this man I married!!!!”, because she’s seeing you plummet into insanity now. The time you’re spending saying, “Ummm, excuse me! But we need less minutes to talk about this subject! No, scratch that! Wait. We need more time to talk about this! It’s only been since 1993 for crying out loud! I object. Stop that man! Hey Admiral, you need a machine gun shoved up your ass! Can someone get me a snack?”.


Howie Carr of WRKO Radio out of Boston yesterday asked callers who they think needs to retire. I should have called in and said you, Johnny! Time for you to retire before your POW reputation will be replaced with “Insane Right Wing Senator Uses Senate Podium As A Toilet”!

You lost the arm wrestling match, McCrazy, and you know it! Johnny, step away from the microphone and let the adults in charge do what 70% of our soldiers want: repeal DADT, because they don’t care if the soldier next to them is gay or not. All they care about is that soldier protecting them when on the battlefield and vice versa!


John McCain lying after he and the republicans blocked DADT/Defense Authorization Bill today….

If you’re unable to watch videos, here’s what McCrazy said:

MCCAIN: We do not go out and seek. Regulations are, we do not go out and seek to find out if someone’s sexual orientation. We do not!

ELEVELD: But senator, that’s not…

MCCAIN: That is the fact! That is the fact. Now ma’am, I know the military very well, and I know what’s being done. And what is being done is that they are not seeking out people who are gay. And I don’t care what you say, I know it’s a fact.

ELEVELD: It’s not what I say.

MCCAIN: I dont’ care what you say! And I don’t care what others say. I’ve seen it in action. I’ve seen it in action. I have sons in the military, I know the military very well. So they’re not telling you the truth.

ELEVELD: Senator, just to make sure…

MCCAIN: Just to make sure. We do not go out and seek out and find out….

ELEVELD: Private emails are not being searched? Private emails are not being searched?

MCCAIN: …See if someone is gay or not. We do not go out and see whether someone is gay or not.

ELEVELD: There are documented cases…

MCCAIN: They do not, they do not, they do not. You can say that they are, you can say [inaudible] it’s not true!… Yea, I’d like to see…

GEIDNER: It is the case of Mike Almy, Senators.

MCCAIN: Bring them to our office. It is not the policy, it is not the policy, it is not the policy.

GEIDNER: But it is the case that it’s happening, Senator.

MCCAIN: It is not the policy, it is not the policy, it is not the policy You can say that it is the policy, sir if you choose to. It is not the policy. I would be glad to get that to you in writing.

(transcript found at Truth Wins Out)

Yep! There are NO….I repeat….NO ONE….in the military working feverishly every day to expose the gays in it! See? According to Johnny McCrazy, the military loves teh gays! They sure do. That’s why they break into email accounts and then have the gay soldier thrown out of the military!

Sen. Susan Collins (McCrazy’s right hand jackboot licker!) does want DADT to be repealed and made great speech on the floor of the Senate reflecting that, but the fact that she voted against the Defense Authorization Bill today because it had DADT in it and because she didn’t like the way the Dems were going about it is so laughable! Seriously, does this woman remember what the House & Senate were doing under George Bush when they (the republics) controlled all 3 branches of government? Oh that’s right! THEY NEVER ALLOWED THE DEMOCRATS TO BRING AN AMENDMENT TO THE FLOOR OR A BILL ABOUT IRAQ, BECAUSE THEY WERE  A BUNCH OF CRYBABIES! And still are. Seriously, the Bigot Party has got to be stopped!

All of the republics and a few Dems were the ones who stopped funding the Pentagon today. You know what? That’s the only positive to come out of this whole thing! Seriously, I hope the Dems don’t bring the Defense Authorization Bill to the floor in December either. Hold the Pentagon’s budget hostage until EQUALITY IS UPHELD BY THE SENATE!


The U.S. House has repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and you know what that means…


It means gay soldiers will start attacking straight soldiers.

It means our military will now be a gay military.

It means Adolph Hitler would be proud of America since all of his Nazis were gay as was Hitler himself.

See? The right wing has spoken! Idiots. Personally, I am so thrilled that the House has started the process of doing away with this ridiculous piece of legislation. The Senate will take up the measure and vote on it, but not without the continued fear tactics and obstruction by the right wing homophobes!

Keith Olbermann had a great interview last night with Dan Savage about DADT…

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Say wha? The street vendor who alerted the NYC police to the truck with the bomb in it was a Muslim?


(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

Uh oh. What is the right wing of America going to think about this when they’ve been saying for years all Muslims are bomb-wearing terrorists? Don’t tell me the only nice Muslim who loves America is working as a street vendor in NYC out of the 330 million people we have in our country? /snark Oh the horrors! /snark again

From Think Progress:

Yet one fact being ignored in the American media’s sensationalist narrative about the failed bombing is that the man who was responsible for police finding the bomb was Muslim. The UK’s Times Online reports that Aliou Niasse, a Senagalese Muslim immigrant who works as a photograph vendor on Times Square, was the first to bring the smoking car to the police’s attention

How come it wasn’t a pasty white American wearing a U.S. flag sweatshirt and a Nascar baseball cap who alerted the police? Do they not love America? Want her to blow up? Apparently! Wow. This is unbelievable. Again, what will the right wing of America think about this? Oh I know! They’ll want to deport Aliou Niasse even if he’s legally a citizen! Or have him killed for treason for making the “Forefather’s favorites” look bad! Spit.

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