Former Senator Tom Daschle declined his nomination for the Health Secretary today after the right wingers of America put their foot down to remind all of us that taxes are good and must be paid….
Is it just me or is the right wing hypocrisy getting deeper by the day? I mean, really, President Obama has been leading our nation for two weeks under mainly George Bush’s policies, and suddenly…..the republicans are the TAX ADVOCATES!
Here’s a couple of neocons trying to figure out how to spell the word ‘taxes’…
Wait a minute. They don’t like taxes nor our tax system nor the idea of shelling out money for something they can hide from the government so they can pay less taxes! Hell, Joe the Plumber has TAX EVASION UNDER HIS BELT, but no word yet from the republicans on this. Oh wait a minute again….THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO MAKE OLE JOE THEIR RIGHT WING CONSULTANT FROM NOW ON! Nevermind. I should have known.
Holy hypocritical right wing brain fart!
Of course, these same republicans could have used Daschle’s non-payment of his taxes (he did pay them and had realized his mistake last June) as a way to prove that our tax system is confusing and should be changed, you know, to advocate their position. But nope! They are on a crusade to make sure everyone pays their taxes while telling Americans that they don’t like today’s taxes, yesterday’s taxes, or future taxes!
So, the next time you hear a neocon say they don’t like taxes and don’t want new taxes, you just say back, “How can you say that!!! You demonstrated to all of us the importance of all Americans paying their taxes no matter how ridiculous it may be or not!”. And then remind them of Howie Carr of WRKO Radio who was reminded today on the Chump Line that he got $6,000 worth of eye surgery free from a company and he had better pay the income tax on it! See? We’re going to have fun with this. Bah hahahahahahaha!
And what about Sarah Palin? Remember the $150,000 in clothes and $110,000 in make-up she got from the Republican National Committee? Well, if she hasn’t returned the clothes & the make-up and has kept them, then she best be paying on THIS GIFT she received just like Tom Daschle! See? Again. It’s going to be lots of fun, but hey, THE REPUBLICANS LOVE PAYING THEIR TAXES NOW AND ARE AN ADVOCATE FOR IT TOO!
It’s so nice to see that the republiCONS have come around on this. Thanks republiCONS. Now, can you take a few minutes and tell your two nimrods above how to spell the word ‘taxes’? They’re looking awfully confused but were seen earlier yelling, “Taxes are good! Daschle must pay them! It’s the patriotic thing to do! You’re either with a tax or you’re against them!!!”, because they’re embarrassing themselves since they don’t know how to spell it. Thanks pals.