Marco Rubio apparently has been kicked out of the tea tard’s playground and is now representing the ‘conservatives’ of the country and did their rebuttal last night after President Obama’s State of the Union speech. Right in the middle of a 10 MINUTE speech, ole Marco grabs his water (for a capitalism shot! Gotta sell that Maine Poland Spring watah!!!) and takes a sip because his mouth was so dry! Seriously? He couldn’t talk for 5 minutes without feeling parched?????

What a whoosie. Can someone get the man a hand-fan next time!!!!

Hilarious.

Other ridiculous moments: Ted Nugent being invited to sit among the non-Cro-Magnons and the Texan republican representative who invited ole Teddy the Tea Tard, Steven Stockman, was forced to remove his banner that he had put up inside the Congress! Yesiree, these southern right wing assholes tell us all the time how much they love and honor the US Constitution, but they have no respect for the institution of Congress by desecrating the walls of it, you know, the Congress that is established in the US Constitution!

I think BuzzFeed summed the night up best!