….and Johnny McTeleprompter is back home here talking about his pick for Vice President! Yep. There’s talk of Mitt Romney becoming his VP, but we’ll have to see if this happens, because as of right now ole McTeleprompter is pulling out all his guns to take the world’s attention off of Barack Obama being in the Middle East! So far Barack’s visit has been successful, but Johnny has to do something, because as of right now he looks like the ass end of George Bush and we all know how Americans react to that man.
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Bah hahahahahahahaha! I love a trail of damp lacy handkerchiefs across this country after the overweight-wealthy-British-looking right wingers of America collapsed & fainted this weekend one by one, because they couldn’t handle all the attention Barack Obama got!
Hey assholes, the world is sick of ya. The End.
Oh my, I do have a question for Mitt. Uh Mitt, how much money do you spend on your Mormon self to keep yourself beautiful year after year?….
*whispering in my ear*
…OH MY FREAKING GAWD, MITT! You don’t say! You’re telling me you spend a fortune? What will the little poor kids of our country think knowing this? Oh that’s right. You don’t care. *throwing papers over my shoulder* You’re running for president so you can buy yourself more makeup and you could care less how many mouths you could have fed with this money…
From Raw Story:
The perception that Mitt Romney is some sort of pretty-boy was burnished earlier this week when reports emerged that he spent $300 in campaign funds for makeup “consulting” this year.
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It turns out Romney has maintained an expensive beauty regimen for years.
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A RAW STORY analysis of Romney’s campaign finance records during his time as Massachusetts governor shows he spent nearly $2,000 on makeup artists over four years. The personal-beautification spending was divided over six sessions to three separate companies. Individual makeup jobs ranged in price from $180 to $690.
Gawd, I bet John Edwards doesn’t even wear any makeup to go along with his $400 haircuts! Speaking of that Mitt, how much do you pay to get your hairs clipped? Oh gawd, don’t tell me! My heart can’t take it ’cause you’re so self-centered and narcissist! Nevermind…
Spits of rage…