Happy Thanksgiving 2012!
We as a nation have a lot to be thankful for this year. President Obama was reelected for a 2nd term! Woohoo! Of course, with every win there’s a defeat and we all know that Mitty the Multi-Millionaire Mormon from Massachusetts isn’t doing too good after his. It’s like he suddenly realized on election night that one has to connect to the little people in this country to win, so it’s not surprising to me to see him doing regular average things that Americans do, such as pumping gas (is he really pumping it or is he just standing there while he waits for his driver to return to finish it for him???), and then there’s these hilarious photos of the Romney’s enjoying a “roller coaster ride” (the front cart is a train! LOL!).
What’s next for Mitty to “prove” to the American people he’s one of us really? I bet he and Ann will buy a frozen turkey (no more fresh turkeys raised especially for them!), some frozen peas & carrots, will make their own pies instead of having their Official Baker make them, will make turkey stuffing from a box, and I bet they’ll mash their own potatoes too! Yesiree, it’s hard work being an average American! Lots of green bean casserole for them this year!
Poor Mitty.
He’s trying to make up for all the times he was an asshole to the voters of this country.
I don’t see this ending well, do you?
How long before we find him in the gutter with all those homeless people? Oh wait! Mitty has way too many homes to be homeless! I bet he and Missus go to the Cayman Islands each Thanksgiving to show how thankful they really are.
He’ll be fine. He has money to shelter from taxes and count which makes his heart pump like the Grinch’s!






