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Jul
21
2008

Barack Obama is now in Iraq…

….and Johnny McTeleprompter is back home here talking about his pick for Vice President! Yep. There’s talk of Mitt Romney becoming his VP, but we’ll have to see if this happens, because as of right now ole McTeleprompter is pulling out all his guns to take the world’s attention off of Barack Obama being in [...]

Jul
19
2007

Mitt Romney is such a pretty boy…

Oh my, I do have a question for Mitt. Uh Mitt, how much money do you spend on your Mormon self to keep yourself beautiful year after year?….
*whispering in my ear*
…OH MY FREAKING GAWD, MITT! You don’t say! You’re telling me you spend a fortune? What will the little poor kids of our country think [...]