QUOTE OF THE DAY:
GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010:
‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’
(CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)
"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960
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Well, you just knew the hypocrisy of the right wingers of America would come to the forefront. Right now they’re all crying their eyeballs out (someone! get them a ShamWow! stat!) because President Obama is going to fly to Copenhagen to convince the world’s oligarchy that it would be a benefit to America to have the 2016 Olympics in Chicago, Illinois, and the wingers believe the president should not spend the money to do so, because our nation is at war.
Phuck off right wing! You morons had absolutely no problem with George Bush flying to Bejing, China during a time of war, and on the American taxpayer’s dime!
Oh wait.
George Bush is a white republican.
Nevermind.
Georgie enjoying himself on the taxpayer’s dime during a time of war in Bejing, China (he even slapped a few asses while there!)….

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But then again, George Bush is a white republican and could do whatever he wanted to do. Huh. I forgot for a second that the American Taliban (the republican party) is a racist organization. What the hell was I thinking! Go back to what you were doing. Oh wait…
Here’s what the black-man-who-has-to-act-like-he’s-white-so-as-not-to-scare-the-racists-in-his-organization Michael Steele of the American Taliban RNC said:
“I think that at a time of war, I think at a time of recession, at a time where Americans have expressed rather significantly their concerns and frustrations over the course of the spring and summer about health care, about the economy, about a host of domestic issues, even international issues, I think that this trip, while nice, is not necessary for the president”
See? White republicans can spend like a drunken Wall Street whore, oh…..but when the person is darker than the new fallen snow, THEY MUST LOCK THEMSELVES IN A 2-FOOT BY 2-FOOT SPACE AND NOT LEAVE IT UNTIL THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS SAY SO!
Let’s recap…
It’s okay for a white republican president to be by the side of the Chinese COMMUNISTS when it concerns the Olympics, but it’s not okay for a half black half white Democratic President, such as Obama, to fly over to the very white Copenhagen during a time of war that George Bush created, lied about, and started, and do it on the American taxpayer’s dime, because as far as the Racists are concerned, President Obama is a Kenyan who was born in a manger and spent his whole life forcing the Hawaiians to lie about his birth.
Alrighty then! Spit.
[everybody sing!]“Jesus hates the republicans this I know for the bible tells us so”….

G. Gordon Liddy has now decided to take the woman hating route by reducing the overly qualified and highly intellectual Judge Sonia Sotomayor as nothing more than a woman who once a month can’t handle the smallest of things because of her monthly period. Here’s what he said about her on his racist hateful misogynist radio show:
“Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”
Liddy also thinks women should stay home until menopause. Geee, now where have we heard that kind of rhetoric? Oh that’s right! This misogynist crap has been coming out of the right wing’s mouth for decades now! Yes, it’s where “barefoot and pregnant” came from, because in the minds of the right wing….women are only good for giving birth, doing laundry, and fixing dinners. They are NOT allowed to have their own opinions, have an education, or do much of anything else, because the right wing of this country has said so for years now. It’s also why the right wingers have gone after me for years. They don’t like it that a woman can hold such low opinions of them in such a public place. Too bad fuckers! *throwing a used tampon at the right wing*
Nice. So far, the right wing of America continues to be the Party of No and they’re just pulling out all their typical rants against women and minorities thinking they’re going to be all successful and shit. They’re proving it’s the republican party who is afraid of everything but the pasty white christian men in our society! Way to prove Judge Sotomayor correct! Read on…
Examples of how the right wing of America is slowly melting like the Wicked Witch of the West…
- Right winger Newt Gingrich wants Sotomayor to step down as the nominee, because he’s feeling she’s not white enough for him and is too racist. Gingrich and others have not pinpointed one case where she said, “I am ruling against this white man because he’s white and for no other reason!”. Idiot. This coming from the man who was cheating on his wife who was in the hospital…all the while pointing fingers of shame & disgust at President Clinton for cheating! Does anyone really care what the fat pasty white boy Gingrich has to say anymore? I don’t, but the right wing fringe does, you know, the group of people in America who can’t figure things out on their own and need Newty and others to be their voices, because they’re too stupid to find their own. Spit.
This is just a few of the right winger’s tactics over Sotomayor in the last week or so. I mean, really, they’ve completely lost their minds, but that’s okay…..we want them to. We Americans would like to see the Hate Party be reduced down to the point that it can drowned in the bathtub never to be seen or heard from it again. And the right wingers are doing a very good of this all by themselves. Thanks No Party! It’s the only thing we like about you at the moment.
The Elephant Head speaketh again…

…and the Elephant Head sounded retarded again!
Oh wow. Yeah, okay. After 8 years (and 2 decades before that!) the republican party has become the New Taliban (aka American Taliban) who think in terms of killing first asking questions later, spend money like drunken sailors (and blame the Democrats for it!), and blaming everyone but themselves, but yet…
Michael Steele the Chairman of the Republican National Committee gave a press conference where he told us today that the republican party is now the party of new ideas (though it will take some time!) and the republican revolution is now beginning!
BAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA! Say wha???? A revolution??? BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re different now after 4 months of the Democrats being charge? BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PLEASE! MY HEART! IT CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*
Then he told us there are some Governors in our country (he didn’t say which ones or which party they were a part of!) who have all the answers, the new ideas, and the approaches. Wow! Interesting!!!!
We’re on the cusp of a republican comeback, people! The republicans are holding their tea bags against us and they want us to cower in fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry, but today’s speech by the RNC Chairman was absolutely hysterical. There was zero substance put out there today by Steele. Just a bunch of fart gas. He didn’t mention Rush Limbaugh, he didn’t mention Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin or even Jeb Bush, but there he was today telling us the republican crisis is over! They know who they are now! They’re fine so go back to not worrying because the grown ups have found the RNC! They are on track!
Too funny. Today’s speech by Steele only solidified the point that the republic party is dead. They have no new ideas, they don’t know how to act in public, they’re a stain on our country, and Americans are not fooled by any of them. Change to them is what is left over after we have a republican in the White House after 8 short years!
The Elephant Head speaketh…

…and the Elephant Head still makey no sense.
Michael Steele is the best possible leader of the RNC because he’s batshit crazy! How he has come to the conclusion that gay marriages will financially effect small businesses is beyond me, but here he is exclaiming just that…
From the Associated Press via Yahoo:
SAVANNAH, Ga. – Republicans can reach a broader base by recasting gay marriage as an issue that could dent pocketbooks as small businesses spend more on health care and other benefits, GOP Chairman Michael Steele said Saturday.
Steele said that was just an example of how the party can retool its message to appeal to young voters and minorities without sacrificing core conservative principles. Steele said he used the argument weeks ago while chatting on a flight with a college student who described herself as fiscally conservative but socially liberal on issues like gay marriage.
“Now all of a sudden I’ve got someone who wasn’t a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for,” Steele told Republicans at the state convention in traditionally conservative Georgia. “So how do I pay for that? Who pays for that? You just cost me money.”
Apparently this will be Steele’s and the RNC’s platform of change they’re talking about. The only change I see is….none! The republic party is the most divisive, hateful, bigoted, racist, political party, but yet, here we see Steele making ridiculous claims that just won’t fly with the American people! The republic party in incapable of changing! They just spew their ridiculous crap in the hopes it sticks and in the hopes they can find the time to back their claim up.
First off, to say that ANY marriage effects small businesses is ridiculous. The plus side to a marriage is the local stores who sell wedding gowns, tuxedos, flowers, and do catering, because they will always benefit. That’s just the way it is. What I would like to know is what kind of small businesses would be negatively effected financially because of a marriage, gay or not. Would the local electricians go bankrupt if two men or two women decided to marry? Would the plumbers go out of business? Nope! And what about the small insurance companies? Oh wait! The small insurance companies would benefit because they would be insuring two people instead of one individually and if the price to insure goes down because a couple has applied, then they (the happily married straight/gay couple!) would most likely buy more insurances (car, life, medical, you name it)! Yep! This is what married couples do.
Secondly, Michael Steele needs to be more clear on this. If this is going to be the RNC’s newest platform to ‘get the young ones involved’ then he needs to explain what businesses in particular will go bankrupt in response to same sex couples marrying. I bet he won’t be able to, because just like the party he represents, they haven’t had a coherent idea in decades and they never, ever, ever have any proof to back their claims with!
We’d like to introduce to you, Jesus, our first Democrat Socialist Party member…

Yeah, you heard me. The American Taliban (aka today’s republican party) has decided they’re going to waste more of our to go on record exclaiming that the Democratic Party is now the “Democrat Socialist Party”. That’s right! The American Taliban, who is trying to rebrand itself, will be spending their days rebranding the Democratic Party as part of their rebranding!
Nice.
Well, guess what, American Taliban members? I don’t give a flying rats ass what you call me or my fabulous political party, just please don’t ever call me an…
AMERICAN TALIBAN MEMBER!
A FASCIST!
A CAPITALIST PIG!
A REPUBLICAN! (*gasp*!)

I’m really surprised the American Taliban didn’t take the name, “Democratic Party”, for themselves, because for years they’ve called us the “Democrat Party”. See? I’m telling you American Taliban members….the only way you could win an election at this point is to start calling yourself a Democrat! Bah hahahahahahaha!
Poor widdle American Taliban members….change to them is remaining the same, but labeling everyone else to make themselves feel better about their ties to Hitler, dictators, Dick Cheney, and Banana Republics. Assholes.
THE REPUBLICANS ARE JUST TRYING TO POLISH A TURD called the republic party! LOL

(picture found on foreign right wing scary site….not surprised)
You remember Jonathan Krohn? He was the 13 year old who spoke at CPAC 2008 and was the only speaker there who formed complete sentences with complete thoughts. Here he is in action:
He made Rush Limbaugh look like a big fat slob with no new ideas!
So, there ya go. Krohn should be the head of the RNC and the leader of the republic party. It makes sense that a 13 year old should be leading both at the moment. As of right now, Michael Steele the current head of the RNC is trying to convince us he’s veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery clever….you know….”as clever as Barack Obama is”! Oh yeah Michael! You’re clever alright! *rolling eyes* And then there’s Ass Limbo of right wing radio fame. He eats so many cheeseburgers during his show, it’s difficult to understand what the slob is saying…though….he does manage to get the following point across each show: “I’m too big to fail! I want Obama to fail! I want America to fail! I want Iraq to be a prosperous democracy!”.
See? The republic party needs Jonathan Krohn right now to save it from itself. Only Jonathan can cut through the right wing bullshit and find the hard little turd of ‘real conservatism’ at it’s core.
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Spits of rage…