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		<title>Only 100 college students at West Kentucky University signed the &#8216;thank you&#8217; card for George Bush&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayinmaine</dc:creator>
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Some right wing students at West Kentucky University came up with the bright idea to honor their savior and pal, George Bush, by asking students to sign a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card, so they could send it to ole Georgie. Well, Honor George The War Criminal Day was a flop. Out of the almost 20,000 West [...]]]></description>
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<p>Some right wing students at West Kentucky University came up with the bright idea to honor their savior and pal, George Bush, by asking students to sign a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card, so they could send it to ole Georgie. Well, <a href="http://www.wkuherald.com/2010/04/23/w-day-supports-bush/"><strong>Honor George The War Criminal Day</strong></a> was a flop. Out of the almost 20,000 West Kentucky University students, only 100 students were brave enough to say &#8216;thank you&#8217; to the Dear Leader Evil Savior For All Eternity!</p>
<p>I love it. Only 100 &#8216;thank you&#8217;s&#8217;.</p>
<p>AMERICA&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<em><strong>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED</strong></em>! *thumbs up*</p>
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		<title>Sarah Palin hand-cheats during last night&#8217;s teabagger debate in Tennessee!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayinmaine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too funny. I&#8217;m telling ya&#8230;.it&#8217;s time for ole Sarah to go back to the &#8220;How To Be A Smart Teabagging Conservative 101&#8243; class with Dick Cheney, Dick Armey, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and all her other handlers, because the woman after a year of intense studying can&#8217;t even remember the three key points they want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too funny. I&#8217;m telling ya&#8230;.it&#8217;s time for ole Sarah to go back to the <em>&#8220;How To Be A Smart Teabagging Conservative 101&#8243;</em> class with Dick Cheney, Dick Armey, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and all her other handlers, because the woman after a year of intense studying can&#8217;t even remember the three key points they want her to make every time she opens her mouth, which is: ENERGY, TAX CUTS, LIFT AMERICAN SPIRITS!</p>
<p>Last night during the Teabagger&#8217;s Debate in Nashville, Tennessee, she wrote on her hand the 3 key points, but made a mistake. She wrote down &#8220;BUDGET&#8221; instead of TAX CUTS, and scribbled out &#8220;BUDGET&#8221; on her hand!&#8230;..</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/2/7/834684/-HandPrompter-Hilarity:-Read-The-Words-on-Palins-Hand"><strong>DailyKos provides one of many pictures across the Internet showing how Sarah can&#8217;t even write down the correct words the first time around and has to scribble out her mistake</strong></a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sarahpalinhandcheattennessee02062010.JPG"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-12102" title="sarahpalinhandcheattennessee02062010" src="http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sarahpalinhandcheattennessee02062010.JPG" alt="sarahpalinhandcheattennessee02062010" width="475" height="378" /></a></p>
<p>And <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2010/02/06/palin-hand/"><strong>thanks to Think Progress, we get to see Sarah the Cheater on the following video in action looking at her hand during the debate</strong></a>, because after a year of training and then writing down these three key points on her hand, she still can&#8217;t remember what she&#8217;s supposed to say!&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvQCkrm3Sg"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/FOvQCkrm3Sg/default.jpg" width="130" height="97" border=0></a></p>
<p>For $100,000 this is what her fans got to see! Of course, they will never believe she would cheat, because in their mind she is the Goddess Of All Truths and is married to Scott Brown the Messiah! See? Idiots.</p>
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		<title>The twit believes in censorship ,  who&#8217;d a thunk it?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep the stupid quitting Wasilla hillbilly herself is OK with censoring the press;
Media On Palin&#8217;s &#8216;Banned List&#8217; Ejected From Going Rogue Event
Sarah Palin&#8217;s war on the media continues?
The woman who once called on the press to &#8220;quit makin&#8217; things up&#8221; took it a step further yesterday by allegedly banning four members of the media from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep the stupid quitting Wasilla hillbilly herself is OK with censoring the press;</p>
<p><a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/bloggers_on_palins_banned_list_ejected_from_going.php">Media On Palin&#8217;s &#8216;Banned List&#8217; Ejected From Going Rogue Event</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Sarah Palin&#8217;s war on the media continues?</p>
<p>The woman who once called on the press to &#8220;quit makin&#8217; things up&#8221; took it a step further yesterday by allegedly banning four members of the media from a book event in Wasilla, Alaska.</p>
<p>On a four-person &#8220;banned list&#8221; &#8212; yes, that term was actually used by police &#8212; were a blogger, a videographer, a local radio host, and another person who hasn&#8217;t been identified. </p></blockquote>
<p>Damn she can&#8217;t even allow an HONEST debate, she needs to HIDE from the truth and reality in her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World">bizzaro world</a> view where she is great not the worst governor ever and champion quitter of Alaska politics.</p>
<p>No wonder she cuts and runs from so much, she can&#8217;t stand an open and honest showing of her limitations, which is why she tries to hide from most of the people so much of the time keeping only the tea baggin&#8217; kool aid junkies around her.</p>
<p>Wanna bet she screeches how mean the press is again after SHE allowed soviet style censorship in the state she used to run?</p>
<p>Not only does she lie blatantly most of the time, she now pisses on the graves of the brave Americans who died fighting for the US Constitution and a free and open press which the US Constitution guarantees,</p>
<p>What a fraud, how can anybody still be fooled by her open hypocrisy?</p>
<p>Oh right they thought the <a href="http://cuatrotipos.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/worst_president_ever_sm.jpg">dry drunk moron</a> was a great president didn&#8217;t they?</p>
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		<title>Kudos to the man.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maine Legislator Leaves The GOP Over Health Care Reform
Democratic leaders in D.C. weren&#8217;t the only legislators frustrated by Republican party efforts to block health care reform last week. After watching his party promise to stonewall any Democratic reform efforts, Maine state Rep. Jim Campbell decided it was time to drop the (R) from his title.
I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/maine-legislator-leaves-the-gop-over-health-care-reform.php?ref=fpb">Maine Legislator Leaves The GOP Over Health Care Reform</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Democratic leaders in D.C. weren&#8217;t the only legislators frustrated by Republican party efforts to block health care reform last week. After watching his party promise to stonewall any Democratic reform efforts, Maine state Rep. Jim Campbell decided it was time to drop the (R) from his title.</p>
<p><em>I have been very frustrated with the Republican Party in Maine, and nationally, for their failure to address the health care crisis in a meaningful way. Nobody has all the answers, but the Republican Party has none when it comes to health care reform.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Well, well, well, after all their tea baggin&#8217; lunacy, and assorted stupidity, they end up losing another person willing to be associated with them.</p>
<p>The party of NO ideas, NO morality, NO real concern for the middle class,  seems to be the party of stupidity, cluelessness and ignorant racists.</p>
<p>Damn, they think they are gonna return to power while losing more and more people,</p>
<p>Oh yea they are the stupid backwash of the country ain&#8217;t they?</p>
<p>Well heck of a job guys,</p>
<p>Lost the cloture vote and another member of your party.</p>
<p>Keep up the good work, and maybe ya&#8217;ll can become even more irrelevant to the rest of us.</p>
<p>How about nominating that wasilla hillbilly fer 2012?</p>
<p>That&#8217;ll show the rest of us, yo&#8217;all haven&#8217;t a clue, and could find one if ya wanted.</p>
<p>PS if ya ever see him Kay, thank him for allowing his ethics to over rule the dogma of the GOPers of <em>party uber alles.</em></p>
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		<title>The second stupidest idea for a christmas gift this year;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t a joke, Amazon dot com is actually selling this driving distraction device.
Attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface.
and the comments section
(you need to check the comments section out)
Wow is this thing great! I use it as a &#8220;mini-bar&#8221; when the friends and I go out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_10939" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 279px"><img class="size-full wp-image-10939" title="Laptop Steering Wheel Desk" src="http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wheel-desk.jpg" alt="Laptop Steering Wheel Desk" width="269" height="269" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Picture of steering wheel is upside down for some reason,</p></div>
<p>This isn&#8217;t a joke, Amazon dot com is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=a8--20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8">actually selling this</a> driving distraction device.</p>
<p><em>Attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface.</em></p>
<p>and the comments section</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/product-reviews/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_7?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=0&amp;pageNumber=7">you need to check the comments section out</a>)</p>
<blockquote><p>Wow is this thing great! I use it as a &#8220;mini-bar&#8221; when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!</p></blockquote>
<p>The comments section alone should give  the brain dead idiots who decided this was what American drivers really need in their daily commute &#8230;..  a device to set up numerous distractions, was a lousy idea.</p>
<p>Two more of my favorite comments;</p>
<blockquote><p>My copilot and I both used these during our &#8220;daily grind&#8221; transcontinental flights from San Diego to Minneapolis. We had to modify them a bit to fit snug against the instrument panels (when we bought them we didn&#8217;t realize the planes we fly don&#8217;t have steering wheels!), but in the end it did the job. With our laptops firmly in place we were able to focus our attention on what really mattered, participating in raids with our WoW clan. During our last flight we were so immersed in trying to take down Eranikus that we overshot Minneapolis by a full hour and a half before some annoying flight attendant interrupted us, babbling something about &#8220;FAA and F16 fighters.&#8221;</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll definitely use this product again at our next gig, whatever and whenever that happens to be&#8230;</p>
<p>Highly recommended!</p></blockquote>
<p>and</p>
<blockquote><p>“Blind Man Approved Bill Burditzman (Helen Keller Flight Academy and Performance Driving School) wrote: Do you have any idea how hard it is to read Braille books while driving? Every time I&#8217;d hit something my book would slide off my lap onto the floor and I&#8217;d lose my place. Problem solved&#8230;Thanks Laptop Steering Wheel Desk.</p></blockquote>
<p>The snark in the comments is almost as priceless as the insanity of inventing it in the first place.</p>
<p>Like this one</p>
<blockquote><p>Adding this desk to my car&#8217;s steering wheel has been baby Jesus awesome. I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers. Lordy!</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Easily convert your car into your personal automobile office &#8230;.. </em></p>
<p>But don&#8217;t do it while driving?</p>
<p>Why else sit in your car?</p>
<p>Oh right your house just got repossessed&#8230;..</p>
<p>Maybe in this economy this will sell &#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>H/T Mock Paper scissors</p>
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		<title>The RNC posts it&#8217;s passwords on their new website!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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The RNC is a mess these days. They can&#8217;t even launch a new website without posting their own passwords for the public to see, you know, those thingamajiggies that we all use to keep those we don&#8217;t want in&#8230;.out. Hell, Michael Steele is saying that the new website isn&#8217;t even a website! *slapping forehead*
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<p>The RNC is a mess these days. <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dc/2009/10/gop-posts-passwords-admin-inst.html"><strong>They can&#8217;t even launch a new website without posting their own passwords for the public to see</strong></a>, you know, those thingamajiggies that we all use to keep those we don&#8217;t want in&#8230;.out. Hell, <a href="http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/steele-on-new-gopcom-its-not-even-really-a-web-site.php"><strong>Michael Steele is saying that the new website isn&#8217;t even a website</strong></a>! *slapping forehead*</p>
<p>I give up. Not only is the republic party still a mess today, but the shit pile George Bush left for President Obama to clean up hasn&#8217;t even been dented&#8230;&#8230;&#8217;cause it&#8217;s that big! <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Shit</span> Spit.</p>
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		<title>SNL makes fun of Joe Wilson and republicans&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Sometimes they just get it right;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A federal judge has tossed the law suit filed by the batshit crazy Orly Taitz, out on her deluded ass.
Judge tosses birther suit, threatens lawyer with sanctions
A federal judge in Georgia has threatened Orly Taitz, de facto leader of the birther movement, with sanctions if she ever brings another “frivolous” case before him, news reports [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A federal judge has tossed the law suit filed by the batshit crazy Orly Taitz, out on her deluded ass.</p>
<p><a href="http://rawstory.com/08/news/2009/09/16/judge-tosses-birther-suit/">Judge tosses birther suit, threatens lawyer with sanctions</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A federal judge in Georgia has threatened Orly Taitz, de facto leader of the birther movement, with sanctions if she ever brings another “frivolous” case before him, news reports say.</p>
<p>Judge Clay Land of the US District Court in Columbus, Georgia, threw out a case brought by US Army Captain Connie Rhodes, who earlier this month sued for the right to refuse deployment orders to Iraq, on the argument that the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, President Barack Obama, was not born in the United States and is therefore not the legitimate head of the army.</p>
<p>According to the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer, Judge Clay stated in his ruling that the plaintiff <b>“has presented no credible evidence and has made no reliable factual allegations to support her unsubstantiated, conclusory allegations and conjecture that President Obama is ineligible to serve as president of the United States.”</b></p>
<p>The ruling continues: <b>“Instead, she uses her complaint as a platform for spouting political rhetoric, such as her claims that the president is ‘an illegal usurper, an unlawful pretender, [and] an unqualified imposter.’”</b></p>
<p>As WTVM-TV in Columbus reported, the judge also stated that Rhodes’ attorney, birther leader Orly Taitz,<b> “will be subject to counsel sanctions for bringing any future actions in his court which are similarly frivolous.”</b></p>
<p>The judge’s ruling represents a significant legal defeat for Taitz and the birther movement, which received a great deal of attention from the media this summer. Media watchdog groups specifically targeted CNN’s Lou Dobbs, who gave the discredited theory that Obama was not born in the United States a disproportionate amount of coverage, according to some observers.</p>
<p>Taitz was behind this summer’s release of a purported “Kenyan birth certificate” for President Obama, which was dated two years after the president’s 1961 birth date, and contradicted Hawaiian officials’ long-standing insistence that the president’s Hawaiian birth certificate is legitimate.</p>
<p>Judge Clay ruled that that document, which evidently formed the backbone of the plaintiff’s case, was illegitimate because Taitz’s organization paid money to acquire it, making it tantamount to bribery.</p></blockquote>
<p>The plaintiff “has presented no credible evidence and has made no reliable factual allegations to support her unsubstantiated, conclusory allegations and conjecture,  </p>
<p>In other words she is full of shit.</p>
<p>QED</p>
<p>&#8216;Bout sums it up don&#8217;-cha thunk?</p>
<p>BTW where the hell is the reich wing out-rage over her frivolous lawsuits?</p>
<p>Oh right, the hypocrisy of the reich wing is still operative here.</p>
<p><b>Update</b></p>
<p><a href="http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/birther-orly-taitz-compares-self-to-mandela-judge-treason.php?ref=fpblg">Birther Orly Taitz Compares Self To Mandela, Wants Judge Tried For Treason</a></p>
<p>Even the writers at <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">the onion</a> aren&#8217;t half as whacked as she is.</p>
<p>Stay tuned, she obviously don&#8217;t know you do not piss off a sitting federal judge by attacking his jurisprudence, or his ethics.</p>
<p><b> Update</b> <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/orly_complaint.php?ref=fpblg">Birther Orly Taitz Faces California Bar Complaint Over Attack On Judge </a></p>
<p>Oops she really don&#8217;t know how big a pile of cowshit she has stepped in does she?</p>
<p>Cause she can&#8217;t bullshit the bar association, they are real lawyers, not a mail order fraud.</p>
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		<title>Not enuf snark to cover this one;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich&#8217;s dog also has an award to give Allison Vivas&#8230;.

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Karma certainly has a funny way of exposing people at times;
Newt Gingrich Accidentally Names Porn Exec &#8216;Entrepreneur Of The Year&#8217;
Newt Gingrich&#8217;s 527 group sent a letter to porn exec Allison Vivas Wednesday telling her she&#8217;d won their &#8220;Entrepreneur of the Year&#8221; award and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newt Gingrich&#8217;s dog also has an award to give Allison Vivas&#8230;.</p>
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<p>(image found<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/living/arent-wonderbras-the-greatest/question-586865/"><strong> HERE</strong></a>)</p>
<p>Karma certainly has a funny way of exposing people at times;</p>
<p><a href="http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/newt-gingrich-accidentally-names-porn-exec-entrepreneur-of-the-year.php?ref=fpblg">Newt Gingrich Accidentally Names Porn Exec &#8216;Entrepreneur Of The Year&#8217;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Newt Gingrich&#8217;s <a href="http://www.americansolutions.com/">527 group</a> sent a letter to porn exec Allison Vivas Wednesday telling her she&#8217;d won their &#8220;Entrepreneur of the Year&#8221; award and inviting her to an &#8220;intimate event&#8221; with Gingrich.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m honored, and more than a little surprised, to receive this prestigious award,&#8221;</em> Vivas said today in a cheeky <a href="http://www.xbiznewswire.com/view.php?id=112617">press release</a>. <em>&lt;&gt;&#8221;Rest assured, I&#8217;ll take the opportunity to inform Mr. Gingrich of some of the major challenges facing the adult entertainment industry in the current market .., from obscenity prosecutions to content piracy, I&#8217;ll make sure he walks away from that dinner educated about the realities of the online porn market.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>The statement made the rounds, and now Media Matters <a href="http://mediamattersaction.org/blog/200909110004">reports</a> that the group&#8217;s spokesman sent a short statement clearing things up: &#8220;We have notified Allison Vivas that the notice she received was sent by mistake. We regret the error.&#8221;</p>
<p>The spokesman, Dan Kotman, did not immediately return TPM&#8217;s request for comment.</p>
<p>Vivas, president of adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/documents/2009/09/letter-from-gingrich-org-awarding-porn-exec-entrepreneur-of-the-year.php?page=1">posted the letter</a> on her web site.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll dine privately with Newt,&#8221; it reads. A handwritten addendum reads, &#8220;Newt is looking forward to finally meeting you face to face &#8212; and get your thoughts on cap and trade and Obama&#8217;s tax policy.&#8221;</p>
<p>The award itself includes a signed replica of Gingrich&#8217;s gavel he used as Speaker of the House. (See a <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/documents/2009/09/letter-from-gingrich-org-awarding-porn-exec-entrepreneur-of-the-year.php?page=2">picture of the award</a>, which Vivas says the group sent to her.)</p>
<p>Vivas said in her release that the gavel would &#8220;make for a pretty cool prop for a &#8216;Couples Seduce Teens&#8217; episode.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Seems like widdle newty used the wrong little black book when looking for people to hand out his fake awards, and looking for his very own tea baggers.</p>
<p>After all newty was the one screwing around on his second wife while bitching about the Clenis blowjob.</p>
<p>I do wonder what he was hoping for during their intimate dinner.</p>
<p>What the <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/gop_lawmakers_graphic_sex-bragging_caught_on_tape.php">California State Assemblycritter</a> says he was getting?</p>
<p>After all if he was looking forward to meeting her face to face he has to know what she does for a living, right?</p>
<p>What ever, widdle newty as usual has shown he still isn&#8217;t ready to lead &#8230;..</p>
<p>Karma is sorta funny like this.</p>
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		<title>Keith Olbermann exposes Glenn Beck as the REAL COMMUNIST!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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OMG, if you didn&#8217;t watch this segment of Keith Olbermann&#8217;s show last night and didn&#8217;t laugh your ass off, then there is something wrong with you!
GLENN BECK IS A RAGING DELUSIONAL IRRATIONAL LUNATIC COMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just watch&#8230;

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Bah hahahahahahaha! *1,000 thumbs up to KO*!!!
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<p>OMG, if you didn&#8217;t watch this segment of Keith Olbermann&#8217;s show last night and didn&#8217;t laugh your ass off, then there is something wrong with you!</p>
<p>GLENN BECK IS A RAGING DELUSIONAL IRRATIONAL LUNATIC COMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just watch&#8230;</p>
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<p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;">Visit msnbc.com for <a style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com">Breaking News</a>, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">World News</a>, and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">News about the Economy</a></p>
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<p>Bah hahahahahahaha! *1,000 thumbs up to KO*!!!</p>
<p>Poor widdle Glenny. He&#8217;s been exposed as the REAL COMMUNIST in our nation and he uses his two national microphones a day to rally his troops for his COMMUNIST PARTY under the guise he&#8217;s really the radical kernel of the Conservative Capitalist Movement! Ha ha. Do you think Beck&#8217;s worshipers will ever find out? I doubt it! They don&#8217;t watch KO&#8217;s show to get the truth. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, maybe they should start. Bah hahahahahaha!</p>
<p>OMG!!!! The Cookbook!&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://thecookscottage.typepad.com/curry/images/2007/08/23/mary_aldens_cookbook.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="437" /></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>*screaming &amp; running away*</strong></span></p>
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