01/13/13

Glenn Beck wants to be the Animal Farm Community Organizer!

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Oh wow, this is hilarious! I thought ole Glenny hated the idea of community organizing or anyone in the US of A working together for the common good in the community! Bah hahahahahaha! Oh jesus.

But he loves Ayn Rand and believes he is doing the work of Randjesus…

You can read all about BeckTopia over at Little Green Footballs (read the comments below the article! They’re hilarious!). My favorite comment is by jdoc1357: “Anyone else think this will end with a lot of dead bodies and empty KoolAid pitchers?”. So true! For this reason alone, I think Beck should be allowed to create his BeckTopia just so we can see them all kill themselves!

Or if you want to, you can CLICK HERE to get the info straight from the Horse’s Ass himself!

By the way, I thought Ayn Rand preferred wealth? And wasn’t she an Atheist?

 

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01/10/13

The guv’nah of Maine uses the word “supposively” in support of charter schools for the Koch Brother’s grandchildren!

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Our guv’nah is a stupid drop-out asshole. He’s currently living on the taxpayer dole and is working hard to cut public school education, so he can pay charter school teachers three times as much, because he believes Maine children and the Koch Brother’s grandchildren deserve to be brainwashed with right wing “intellect”. So hilarious! (CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE GUV’NAH USING THE WORD “supposively” instead of “supposedly”!)

He’s become the stupid monkey who sits on the lap of the Koch Brothers!

What an embarrassment.

And do you want to hear something even more funny? The guv’nah only talks to Mainers via YouTube or some other video. Why does he do this? It’s because he’s afraid of the Democrats videotaping him in public! Yesiree, WHAT A FUCKING COWARD THE GUV’NAH IS!

If he wants to fix Maine’s public school system, then I suggest he RESIGN HIS POSITION AS RELIGIOUS DICTATOR OF MAINE! The Forefathers did not want YOUR RELIGION to be pushed on the people and paid for by the people! We fought the Red Coats for this very reason you stupid fucking asshole!

 

 

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01/7/13

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Lispy Lindsey is just so verklempt about Chuck Nagel he can’t grab the lacy hankies fast enough!

Johnny McCrazy has remained somewhat silent on Chuck Hagel, but we all know ole Johnny wants to bomb Iranians into prehistoric times and how his love for Israel overshadows his love of America, so ole Johnny will make sure Hagel gets an earful (those who don’t war-mong get no ‘yea’ vote from the war-mongers!)! And besides, Hagel worked on McCain’s 2000 presidential run and then Hagel joined Obama’s team from 2008 on. See? I’m sure Johnny will pull his skirt up over his head and will spit his pacifier out at Hagel!

Mitch McConnell (not shown in the picture) has his nylons twisted into a pretzel-shape over Chuck Hagel being considered by President Obama! What war did McConnell fight in where he still has shrapnel in his body? Oh wait! NONE!

Phil Graham (pictured at right) has no comment about Chuck Hagel because he’s been busy trying to screw America over financially, so he hasn’t had time!

And then there’s Joe Lieberman (goodbye you fucking asshole!!!!!!) who would have so many tough questions to ask Chuck Hagel if the American people hadn’t found Lieberman so repulsive and he was still in the US Senate! Oh really? What tough questions? You mean, “Hey Chuck. How come to you don’t want to kill & torture all Iranians and start a 20 year war with that country on behalf of Israel????”. Meh. Fuck off Joe!

My oh my, what a bunch of right wing sissies these boys are! Can someone get a douche because the US Senate needs a clean up on Aisle 4!

 

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12/31/12

The Tea Tard Pinocchios!

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(image found on Facebook)

The #1 rule in the Tea Party Sharia Law is: LIE, LIE, LIE!

The Tea Tard Pinocchios are very good at it and they’re doing all that lying for the top 1% of the country to screw the middle class even further. President Obama sees through their bullshit and will call their bluff next year!

 

 

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12/16/12

Little Olivia, 19 other children just like her, and seven adults died for NO GUN REGULATIONS!

Here’s little Olivia who was gunned down by a madman with a semi-automatic weapon while in her warm classroom on Friday…

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The NRA-worshipers/gun-advocates sees little Olivia as a little witch who is making them look bad after this school massacre. She’s embarrassing the hell out of them! She and those killed along with her are supposed to be the ones who convinces you that the NRA is good (a lobbying group that makes sure no gun laws/regulations are passed), that the killer of Olivia had a 2nd Amendment right to shoot and kill the ‘enemy’ (he was protecting us from Olivia’s society, hence, acting as his own well-regulated militia!), and if you are caught mourning her death today, it means you hate America, the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and our nation’s Forefathers!

See?

You’re evil. If you are not hugging your gun today, then there is something wrong with you they’re telling us all over the Internet. Wanting stricter gun regulations means you’re a HEATHEN according to the NRA-worshipers/Gun-advocates!

Olivia’s death was supposed to make you support NO GUN REGULATIONS!

Well, good. Call me a heathen then! I’m not scared! What I would like to see is a ton more strict gun regulations on the books and I’ve come up with a few of my own that will effect future gun-owner-wannabees:

**No more semi-automatic/rapid-firing guns to be sold to citizens.

**Six month waiting period for the purchase of a gun. During those six months, gun dealers will be required to do extensive background checks and put the person through an extensive mental health test.

**Increase the cost of a bullet to $100/each.

**Create a computer software system that tracks all guns from the moment they’re made to the moment they’re sold or when confiscated by police. All grandfathered guns (bought/sold before law went into effect) should be logged into the system too.

**No guns shall be sold at auction, at a yard sale, at a gun show, online, or anywhere. Only certified gun dealers can purchase a gun. The gun-owning citizen must sell his or her gun to a dealer who in turn will sell the gun to the public after doing extensive background/mental health checks.

**No more than two guns per household. Any American in possession of more than two will require a special permit through their local police department.

There isn’t a shred of evidence proving that if everyone had a gun and everyone started shooting that no one will die!

There are 330,000,000 Americans and there are 300,000,000 guns owned in our country, but yet, our nation is the most violent nation on the planet! PLEASE EXPLAIN why you believe Americans are safer with more guns in the hands of Americans.

One good thing about the pro-guns/NRA-worshipers is they’ve helped me clean out my Facebook over the last two days! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THOSE WHO ARE HUGGING THEIR GUNS WHILE IGNORING THAT 20 CHILDREN ARE DEAD!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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12/14/12

FRIDAY FREAKS

The Right Wing Freak Show never ends! Let’s see here….

RIGHT WING WARMONGERING NUTCASE, JOE lieBERMAN, SAID FAREWELL TO AN EMPTY U.S. SENATE CHAMBER! Good riddance you asshole!

ORLY TAITZ IS SUING VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN OVER THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!

MICHIGAN’S NEW RIGHT-TO-WORK LAW MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BE IMPLEMENTED!

MICHIGAN ALSO HAS REPEALED IT’S PERSONAL PROPERTY TAX TO PROHIBIT THE MONEY COMING IN SO THE RIGHT WINGERS CAN SAY GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WORK!

WE’RE FINDING OUT AS THE DAYS GO ON THAT JOHNNY MCCRAZY & LISPY LINDSEY GRAHAM WENT AFTER DR. SUSAN RICE PUBLICLY ON BEHALF OF THEIR GOOD FRIEND….SEN. JOHN KERRY!

RIGHT WING BILLIONAIRE NUTCASE, DONALD TRUMP, IS BLAMING PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR NOT PERSONALLY STOPPING NORTH KOREA’S TEST MISSILE!

AS OF RIGHT NOW: JOHN BONER SAYS HE CAN’T SEE ANY SPENDING CUTS COMING FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA, but a quick look on the White House website, AND WE FIND 213 PAGES OF CUTS!

Jesus! The Freaks! America cannot survive the Right Wing American Brotherhood of Terrorists!

 

 

 

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12/7/12

Right Wing Outrages & LOL moments…

My oh my, how the right wing of this country is not having an easy time after losing the presidential election to a black Democrat! Wow. It’s like watching a bunch of circus clowns in a roll-over accident off the side of the highway and into a lake!

Heehee. Just envisioning the Clowns being ejected from the car…

Anyway, did you hear….

MITCH MCCONNELL FILIBUSTERED HIMSELF YESTERDAY?

SEN. JIM DEMINT HAS QUIT THE SENATE AND WILL BE LEADING THE FUNNY FARM?

about this outrage: WISCONSIN STATE REP. ROBIN VOIS WANTS TO AMEND THE CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW VOTER SUPPRESSION?

THE RIGHT WING NUTJOBS IN THE U.S. SENATE REJECTED GLOBAL PROTECTIONS FOR THE DISABLED AFTER HIGH-FIVING FORMER SEN. BOB DOLE IN A WHEELCHAIR?

Seriously, could the right wing be more out of control than ever before? Oh wait! Yes they can! Now the RWNJ’s are saying that Tea Party II is coming and we all need to be scared!!!!

Grover Norquist can go to hell.

What did you hear this week that had you either cringing or LOL’ing about the right wing?

 

 

 

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