Yesiree bobcats! Ole Mitty wants you to know that he’s the most amazing Hurricane Clean-Up Guy to ever live because one time when he was in high school, he picked up paper plates and styrofoam cups in a football stadium! See? Hurricane clean-up and picking up a football stadium: SAME KIND OF DAMAGE; SAME KIND OF MUSCLE POWER!
I’m telling ya people….I saw him struggling to pick up those grocery bags filled with canned goods he and his campaign bought the night before to pass out to their worshipers, so he could get his picture taken looking like he was helping out the victims of Hurricane Sandy! HE’S A MACHINE, PEOPLE! Besides, do you know how much muscle power you need to bag all those groceries back up and then bring them back to the store to get your money back??????? SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME MUSCLE RUB!