WHITE NOISE INSANITY

From OMG! Yahoo (thanks Grant for the link!):

It seemed Bristol Palin had definitely gone Hollywood after finishing third on Season 11 of “Dancing With the Stars” and then signing on to appear in a reality show along with her friend and fellow “DWTS” contestant Kyle Massey. Though they began filming last fall, the series ended up getting scrapped and the 21-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin quickly realized that there’s no place like home, which is why she packed up her bags and moved back to Alaska.

In a new interview with In Touch Weekly, the 21-year-old mom reveals that she decided it was time to leave the Lower 48 in September 2011, when, while riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch bar in L.A., she was confronted by a man who took issue with her mother’s politics.

*sniff sniff* According to a fake anonymous source, Bristol literally got off a mechanical bull in Los Angeles alone with no one there to come to her defense. After kicking the bull in the chopper, she rounded up her son (who most likely was in the car with the AC on! Isn’t that what right wing moms do in America when they want to go to a bar and can’t find a babysitter???), bought a ticket back to Anchorage where she’s now cleaning teeth to make a living.

*sobbing*

OMG Bristol, this is awful! Would you have stayed down here if someone at the bar that night slipped a bunch of Ben Franklins in your garter belt when you road the mechanical bull!!!! *wiping away my tears*

But what will her mommy do now??? Will she move into Bristol’s vacant home in Arizona to run as a 3rd party candidate with Jeb Bush or some other right wing fascist? *sobbing* OMG, the story is even sadder now!!!

Let’s hope *sniff sniff* one of the Palins stays down in the lower 48, because for now, life down here has stopped until one of them returns!