Rick Santorum and his Christian Militia

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As your fat, ugly, friendless, menopausal, cowish host of the White Noise Insanity blog, I must warn you of Rick Santorum and his Christian Militia: THE BROWNSHIRTS ARE COMING! GRAB YOUR CHILDREN! PUT DUCTTAPE ON THEIR NETHER REGIONS! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF DUCTTAPE, DEODORANT,  AND PLASTIC! KEEP YOUR ANIMAL’S SAFE FROM THE RIGHT WING’S PENISES! ALWAYS HAVE TROLL SPRAY AT THE READY! AND WHATEVER YOU DO….DO NOT….I REPEAT….DO NOT LOOK INTO THE EYES OF RICK SANTORUM, THE CHRISTIAN MILITIA OR ANY MEMBER OF THE GOP, BECAUSE YOU WILL TURN INTO NAZI WHO HATES THE GAYS, THE LEFTIES, THE JEWS, THE DOCTORS, THE NURSES, ANYONE WITH AN IQ HIGHER THAN 45, YOU’LL HATE THE ELDERLY, AND YOU’LL DEFINITELY HATE THE CHILDREN, and the next thing you’ll know, YOU WILL BE HARMING PEOPLE!

See? Aren’t you glad I warned you? You need to know these things before hand because ole Ricky Santorum has his bible stuck to the side of his face and even Esquire thinks the man is a dangerous hypocritical dick because he thinks the only people who should be free are the brownshirts in his christian militia! And if anyone outside his militia claims to be free? He will brainwash them into believing they’re not so they will give up their rights and all their safety nets so he can say, “See? You are not free! I told ya!!!”!

Fucktard.

I  have some good news, though. Johnny McCain told the truth for once the other day when stumping for Mitt Romney. He said, “I am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around…”. We’re told this was a booboo on his part, but you know, sometimes Freud comes seeping out and the next thing we know we’re looking at Johnny McCrazy like he’s not so crazy afterall!  Now, if that was Rick Santorum standing with Johnny when he said that, we all know what would have happened to Johnny: GAS CHAMBERS FOR YOU!

Did you know Ricky Santorum sleeps with dead fetuses for a day in his bed with his wife and with their other children around? Nice, huh? Well, this will be normal behavior in the future if he and his christian militia take the White House in November! Yesiree, those who have abortions in America will be hung and burned at the stake (their doctors may too or they’ll spend a life in prison!), but if your significant other has a miscarriage, it will be absolutely fine to sleep with the dead fetus, play with it, and do whatever you want with it until you decide to bury it or throw it in the trash. See? The future! It’s looking soooooooooooooooo bright! Yep, we will only respect fetuses inside the womb….and once it’s outside the womb? Play basketball with it!!!!!

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9 thoughts on “Rick Santorum and his Christian Militia

  1. Rick Santorum is sick, sick, sick! When I heard about the Santorums’ bringing their dead baby back to their home for bonding with their other children, I couldn’t believe what I read. I was doubtful, so I decided to do my own investigaion. Santorum openly spoke of the experience & I was horrified. This guy wants to tell Americans how to live, who to sleep with & God help you if you’re not a Bible thumping Christian. Let us not forget the Schiavo debacle in Florida & the fishy work with his buddy Tom Delay. What a creep. He’s got alot of baggage & he’s starting to get exposed too.

  2. Well, well, well the Froth got something almost right, by mistake;

    Santorum: Americans Need a Jesus Candidate

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/po.....candidate/

    He is right in a way;

    We need someone who will drive out the money lenders(IE wall Street), feed the poor(IE increase welfare, Social Security and help for the poor), make the lame walk(Public Medicare FOR ALL), spread love and joy(End the Wars for Oil and obscene profits), etc., etc. In short, a sort of socialist hippie with long hair and sandals.

    It’s just his personal Jesus ain’t the one written about in the bible.

    If Jesus showed up at one of the Froth’s campaign stops preaching the exact same message, the Froth’s insane fans would disown him, and have him thrown out for being UnAmerican.

      • Ah, yes the modern right wing version of a crucifixion.

        IE killing those you disagree with like the Romans did.

        Wingnuts seem to propose that lot of times for some reason.

    • A letter-to-the-editor of our Houston Chronicle lambasted Paul Krugman for being a communist by citing Karl Marx and the adage “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs”. In essence, Marx was paraphrasing the New Testament, Acts 2:44-45 which states:

      And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; And they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need.

      But then most Christians are ignorant of what the Holy Bible really says. Sure, they tuck them under their arms to take to a church service, then underline what their pastor wants them to “know” followed often by a whole sermon of the pastor’s INTERPRETATION! (Maybe like Obama is the evil anti-Christ!)

      Rick Santorum is just like Tim Tebow…not knowing or maybe ignoring the passage in Matthew 6:5-6 that warns about praying in public thus making oneself a hypocrite:

      “When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get. But when you pray, go away by yourself, shut the door behind you, and pray to your Father in private. Then your Father, who sees everything, will reward you.

      The reward for the hypocrite is acknowledgment and hollow praise by their fellow MAN (Bronco fans and right-wing christians). The reward for the private prayer is a reward from God, IOW eternal life in paradise.

  3. BTW somebody needs to send a few of the froth’s militia to Wisconsin, a couple of walkers aids got caught embezzling money(like GOpers always do) but as a side benefit, two of them were caught with possible kiddie porn on their computers.

    Investigation of former Scott Walker aide leads to sex crime charges

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201.....e-charges/

    GOP … Greedy Old Perverts, some things NEVER change do they?

    A blast from the past circa 2006 on the GO-Pervert wing of the party.

    Refresh Your Memory: The GOP Has Always Been the Party of Perverts

    http://www.correntewire.com/re.....f_perverts

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