(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)
First question, do you really have 17 or 18 siblings? If so, where are they? Where were they the night of your election in November 2010? No one remembers your siblings being interviewed on their thoughts on their older brother’s big win. Are they in Canada? Have they always lived there? Were you born in Canada? Mainers want to see your birth certificate! And…how come your wife Anne only came up from Florida to Maine when she knew you had a good chance of winning on election night? Is it possible that she doesn’t like being with you and neither do your siblings and that’s why your siblings were definitely not supporting your big win in November of last year and your wife only came up because she likes money and fame? Or….maybe all of your siblings and family live in Canada and they don’t have passports to enter the country?
Second question, are you an alcoholic? We know your best buddy owns the Bob-in in Waterville which is a lowly bar with stripper poles and we know you have frequented the place more than once. There are people who go to your meetings/cocktail parties since you’ve become guv’nah and some have witnessed you drinking your 4th drink when everyone else is finishing up their first and going onto their second. What gives? Do you have a drinking problem? Is Maine being run by an alcoholic (who always blame others for their own problems mind you!) who used to run a salvage store filled with stuff from China?
Speaking of you and your siblings & Canada, do you hate Maine? Seriously, you seem to be loyal to the Canadians over Mainers because just the other day you had the gall to stand up in front of Maine loggers (who’ve worked harder in ONE DAY than you have your whole life asshole!!!) and say that you think it would be best to hire Canadian loggers to come into Maine to cut our trees down, because you imply that Maine loggers aren’t equipped to. Ummmmmmm, I think you had better run fast there guv’nah! I’ll never forget the time I dated a Maine logger (his family had been loggers their whole lives) years ago and he told me the story of what happened when a local bar in his town would not allow him into the bar. He got his chainsaw out and cut the door down to the bar (and got the beer he wanted!)! See? I wouldn’t mess with Maine loggers there guv’nah. You’re barking up the wrong tree!
If you are from Canada, it’s time for you to go back there! You’re a disgrace to our great state of Maine!