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Pete Harring (aka “Pete the Carpenter”) is a right wing neck drooling knuckle dragging teabagger Maine blogger who has been chosen by Paul LeTeaBag to be part of his governorship transitional team. As most righty-wrongies do, they blame liberals for all of the problems created by republicans, so it’s not surprising LeTeaBag has chosen this mouthpiece to be part of his team! LeTeaBag did say one time that he wants people in government that he likes standing in the same room with. Wow! The Idiot Brigade will be alive and well in the Blaine House come next year! We’re going to have to have a lot of napkins on hand so we can understand what they’re saying as they drool down their necks as they speak.
Speaking of speaking….
Pete Harring gleefully showed up on Maine’s morning political talk show, WGAN560, yesterday to talk with Mike Violette (the right wing host) and Ethan Strimling (who is the lefty and was filling in for Ken Altshuler the “liberal” host). (YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE NECK DROOLING PARTY HERE. Mike Violette is the one with the deep voice and who is most likely stroking himself as he speaks to his fellow neck drooler!). Funny how Mike Violette loves, loves, loves those bloggers who share his views! Huh. Not really shocking considering I’ve spent some time of my life lambasting this sexist buffoon more than once. Maybe Mike is feeling the need to feel manly again! Oh probably. He beats his chest daily and I’m telling ya….he has a ferocious appetite when it comes to energy bars! Oh man. One day standing behind him in line at The Wal-Mart in Oxford I saw him scoop up a whole box of them to purchase and was taken aback when he didn’t eat the box they came in! Anyway…
Mike Violette was in his glory talking to Pete Harring the Carpenter! Now, I wonder….what if the tables were turned? What if Libby Mitchell had won in November and she chose me to be part of her transitional team and Ken Altshuler invited me to be on the show to talk about how great I am and to disregard what I’ve said online for years and to use the time to prop me up like Pete the Carpenter as the obvious choice of success? Do you think Mike would have sat there rubbing his microphone on his crotch all googly-eyed and stuff? Nope! He would have been bullshit that a future governor of Maine had done something like that!
So, here we are today….Pete the Carpenter is a trusted confidant of Paul LeTeaBag’s and as usual, Mike the Buffoon is beating his chest like the Cro Magnon he is! Oh boy. Maine is going to change come January. Nothing can save us….not even the right wing controlled House & Senate, who will spend their days protecting the beasts!