Mike Huckabee has now gone on record saying gay couples should not be trusted to adopt children because “children are not puppies”. Apparently, Mike believes gay couples would put newspapers on the floor for their adoptive children to pee and poop on. See? What is so interesting though and needs clarification from the Huckster is why did a heterosexual couple and one of the grandmothers put the couple’s adoptive child on a plane back to Russia? Wouldn’t this mean they’re unfit to handle children, that maybe they’re really gay, and they most likely put the child in a crate in the bottom of the airplane to transport their ‘puppy’ back to Russia? According to Mike, it’s all true! Jesus said so and we all know Jesus has a direct line into Mike’s brain!
I’ve never heard of a gay couple sending their adopted child back to his or her native country because they couldn’t handle a 7 year old. Have you Mike? Have you ever heard of this happening or is this what heterosexual couples do? Please explain, Oh Great One.
Also, Mike’s son got in trouble a few years ago for torturing a dog by hanging the dog from a tree branch. Mike, is your son gay? Maybe you’re the one who is gay Mike, because you gave birth to a son who tortures animals and according to you….he should not be allowed to procreate or adopt anything smaller than himself!
We’ll wait for Mike’s response to these questions, because we’re very confused! I’m sure he has some good tales to defend himself with. Should be interesting. See? I’m sure Sarah Palin will come to the Huckster’s defense, because we all know Sarah is all about being the “best heterosexual mother on the planet”, which I think is funny because she’s all about the money, she could care less about her kids or what they’re doing, and I found it rather odd that Sarah wore her hair up in a sexy way when campaigning with Michele Bachmann recently. Man, why did she wear her hair in the sexy-librarian style? Was she trying to turn Michele on? OMG!!!! She might be a lesbian according to Mike! This could explain why she treats her children like she does, right Mike?
Again, we’ll await Mike’s responses to these questions and concerns we’re having. Thanks Mike!
What an idiot, being gay is a “behavioral pattern” to this moron. It just shows the mentality of him and his kind, how do you fight against such ignorance. Apparently he doesn’t know any gay people or maybe he IS gay but controls his “behavior” and therefore believes everyone can control their behavior. Kind of like Larry Craig or Eric Massa, they aren’t really gay, they just can’t control their “behaviors”.
Jim, Huck is the same guy who can’t seem to control his weight, but for some reason, believes he’s the expert on the gays! LOL Cracks me up. I’ve noticed Mike Huckabee hasn’t been by to explain himself, which according to Glenn Beck, this means Huckabee and his son are guilty of being gay. See? We can learn a lot from the right wingers.
I knew I was gay when I was 8 years old but didn’t know about sex until the 6th grade when a counselor at Boy Scout camp told me how babies were conceived. I have several ex-students on my Facebook who I KNEW were gay when they were 15 years old and not a bit surprised when they came out as adults. It was not a choice for me and I would never want a child of mine to be gay and go through the hell I did until I faced the truth at age 26. But if my child was gay, I would still love and support them.
I would totally love and support my son if he’s gay. If he is gay, I would want he and his partner to adopt a child also!
Hey at least he didn’t say squirrels, cause then he would want to cook them in a popcorn popper and eat them.
LOL Tom! Ah yes, the old squirrel popcorn! Mike so badly wants to be accepted by the right wing fringe. He’ll say anything at this point to try to connect with them on their level.
off topic but do you guys remember this bizarre picture of Huckabee and sons wearing striped shirts ?
http://wonkette.com/409857/mike-huckabee-to-become-fat-again
Poor Huck! He thinks he’s the expert on everything because Jesus has a direct line to his brain, but we’re all finding out he’s nothing but a big fat liar!
Thanks for the link, DN. I needed a good laugh this morning!