The FBI is protecting Glenn Beck?

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Today on Glenn Beck’s radio show he told the story about how last night before he went onstage (not sure where he was or if it was at his Fox News studio) he got a call from a psychic who told him that he was going to be killed on stage that night by a person in the audience. He said the FBI was there in attendance to make sure no one killed him and he himself was questioning everyone person he looked at.

Say wha?

Has Glenn Beck lost his mind or is he making this story up to get more people to come see him or watch him live? Seriously, the man is a deranged lunatic and if the FBI was in the audience last night, it was because HE IS ON A DOMESTIC TERRORIST WATCH-LIST AND NO OTHER REASON THAN THAT if you ask me! Or maybe he knows the right wing fringe is dangerous, but wants to give the impression that it’s the lefties who are? Hey, could be. Beck should be in prison. The End.

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20 Responses to “The FBI is protecting Glenn Beck?”

  1. Funny, paranoia has come to Glenn Beck. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  2. Have you ever seen that video when he was recovering from surgery….I can’t remember what type of surgery it was, I’m going to go look for it and post it over at my blog just for old times sake. I swear we are living in a National Lampoon movie.

  3. I thought that was it, but I didn’t want to say it without knowing. I looked at his rant and decided it wasn’t that great, he’s said much worse things since then.

  4. This is almost like a chat room, K. What are you wearing?

  5. Jim in Michigan says:

    I’m at work, but I’m wearing a smile. :) . I’m about to get in my car and drive home, 45 minute commute. If you are in bed when I get home, sweet dreams. My wife and I are fighting….I hope she’s asleep when I get home. :)

    • kayinmaine says:

      LMAO Jim!!!! Well, if you play your cards right, she’ll be asleep, I’ll be asleep, and you my friend will have some peace and quiet! :lol: Sweet dreams to you! You deserve it. ;-)

  6. Grant says:

    Remember Rush Limbaugh got a military deferment keeping him out of Vietnam because he had “anal cysts!” What is it about these assholes???

    Since Limbaugh lost his student deferment by dropping out his freshman year at Southeast Missouri State University in Spring 1970, he was eligible for induction and could have gone to Vietnam but his PRIVATE family doctor wrote a letter for his draft board claiming Rush had an anal cyst. Limbaugh was NEVER given an Armed Service Physical by military doctors.

    Rush’s excuse he has given over the years on radio was that he had injured his knee in high school football. However, his coach never knew about him being injured!!!

  7. Insidious Prophet says:

    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

    The mental meltdown is nearly complete!

    Hey Glenn, be afraid, be very afraid of Bildo, he is getting jealous!

    I wouldn’t waste a bullet on that moron and I doubt anyone else would.

    His demise will be self inflicted.

  8. William says:

    The meltdown was complete long ago. The only thing lacking is the men in the white suits to take him away, put him in a padded room, and try to teach him basket weaving.

    Quite appropriate for a basket case.

  9. William says:

    Beck’s bitch, neck drooling, dinosaur riding freak show gets love from Alan Grayson:

    “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them.”

    http://maruthecrankpot.blogspot.com/2010/03/two-morons-walk-into-bar.html

  10. Someone needs to protect him from himself. I’m thinking a straight jacket would be the best thing really, and much cheaper than the FBI I would imagine.

  11. Man I love causing trouble over at FDL. So far they haven’t banned that login. Janey won’t respond to any of my comments though, she’s too good for that. I’ve been gathering ammo for my assault on Jane, after the bill is over I think it’s going to be all out war.

  12. kayinmaine says:

    LMAO William! Have I mentioned lately how much I love Alan Grayson? No? *pushing you Volumes 278-963* :lol:

    Ooooo, I can’t wait for all out war Jim! Should be fun. Janey will cry. :lol: