Don Mashak the Teabagger gives us the suggested 2010 Tea Party 10 Resolutions…

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….and let’s us know that there will be no violence or gun use by the Teabaggers unless they find evidence of any of the 2010 mid-term elections were “stolen” from their own right wing neck drooling candidates!

See?

Here’s what Don Mashak said on Resolution #9 (emphasis mine):

“Feel sorry for them and offer them the hand of freindship as you try to calmly and rationally explain why you believe what you believe. No guns, no violence. Unless and until we can prove side spread fraud at the next election caused the election to be stolen from us, our course of recourse shall remain non-violent.

The teabaggers are still sane I see. Phew. That was close. I don’t remember the ‘gawdless progressive liberals’ ever saying they would whip out their guns and resort to violence over a perceived stolen election or a true one. Huh. Don spends some considerable time writing in his resolutions that the media is bad for perceiving the teabaggers in any way but white, just, pure, and good. Oh the irony! I can’t take it. Cocktail anyone?

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26 Responses to “Don Mashak the Teabagger gives us the suggested 2010 Tea Party 10 Resolutions…”

  1. kayinmaine says:

    One of my many neck drooling knuckle dragging trolls who constantly points out my misspellings as a way to prove “I don’t know what I’m talking about” really needs to read down through Don’s resolutions to see all the spelling mistakes.

    Oh wait.

    Don is a Teabagger! It’s okay if he makes spelling mistakes. It’s a sign of genius if he does. See? Nevermind. :roll:

  2. You’d think their knuckles would be gone by now, wouldn’t you? I’m freaked out right now because I just got an email from Lou Dobbs. It’s interesting because the only way he could have gotten my email address is from CNN, I get their breaking news email alerts (which are usually Carrie Prejean or Tiger Woods related). He was inviting me to join his online community and have my voice heard or some horseshit like that. I’m tempted to sign up just to see what the knuckle head is up to. I wonder if he data mined before leaving CNN or whether they gave him access to their email lists. Hmmmmm……

  3. kayinmaine says:

    Please sign up and report back to us Jim! I think Grant got a similar email recently too.

  4. Grant in Texas says:

    I did email CNN once and told them I had quit watching them due to Dobbs being a hire there so perhaps he got my email address from that exchange? Also, about a decade ago I voted in the Texas Republican primary in Corpus Christi since the Democratic slate was mostly uncontested and we can cross-over vote. I voted for all of the weakest Republicans, but ever since I have been on the mailing lists of many of the state’s Republicans, so it wasn’t worth it. I figured “Mr. Independent” may have gotten my email address from the Republicans. I added him to my Spam Blocker so won’t be getting anymore of his mailings.

  5. William says:

    I still can’t get over the blinding stupidity of this barbaric lot, reducing a perfectly OK sexual act to their battle whine.

  6. I still remember vividly Rachel and Keith on MSNBC having a lot of fun with the “teabaggers” when they first exposed that name. Funny shit..

  7. Grant in Texas says:

    Teabagging, practiced more by homosexuals than straights, is NOT “perfectly okay” with many of the self-righteous, uptight religious reich where sex is preached to be for procreation only in a “missionary” position (men superior, women inferior) and not to be enjoyed (especially by women). I think it is funny that it’s mainly this crowd that thought up the teabag events with others giving it the teabagging attribution.

  8. Grant in Texas says:

    Posting blocked…. Thought it funny how NOM (National Organization for “straight” Marriage) President Maggie Gallagher announced an ambitious new nationwide “2 Million for Marriage” (2M4M) initiative last year. For years, in personal ads, 2M4M means “two men looking for a man for a 3-way).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Organization_for_Marriage

  9. kayinmaine says:

    Grant, the following is THE protest sign that gave the teabaggers their lovely name:

    http://intershame.com/img/art/d4cd01573a2f6874e5e5f5a547893163.png

  10. kayinmaine says:

    From that moment on they became the TEABAGGERS! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  11. Personally, I’ll pass on anyone “teabagging” me and I’m in no hurry to teabag anyone else. :D

  12. Don Mashak - The Cynical Patriot says:

    Maybe you are right. Maybe I should not have anticipated that large groups attract a few extremists who might do stupid things. And there have never been any crazy left wingers that have done crazy things.

    You folks just keep buying the propaganda that both the two major political parties keep shoveling and everything will be all right, just like it is now… Oh, wait… everything is not all right…

    Err, was it not the Free Market Republicans that bailed out the idiot bankers, no wait… The Democrats that pledge loyalty to the working man voted to give money to rich folks too…. mmmm Why are you Democrats not frying your own for betraying you… Oh, thats right – you intellectuals believe their propaganda. I get it now, I think?

    Republicans – Spend and Borrow?
    Democrats – Tax and Spend?

    I see now why you think I am a right wing nut Republican loyalist.

    As for the spelling mistakes… As it happens that was written over the holidays.

    I had young relatives begging me to play games with them… I gave in and relented to their requests.

    Do you think you can ever forgive me for forgetting to run spell check before I pushed “send” because I was distracted and felt obliged to entertain my young relatives with such wonderful games as uno, skipbo, life, monopoly and the like.

    Can this alleged knuckle-dragger who dares to speak the truth, who puts loyalty to country over loyalty to party, get a pass on this huge trespass?

    Those were my thoughts.

    Don Mashak
    The Cynical Patriot

    • kayinmaine says:

      Hi Don. You have a right to your opinion. The only thing I agree with you on is what you said here: “And there have never been any crazy left wingers that have done crazy things”.

      I agree!
      :lol:

      So Don, since you’re here (thanks for stopping by!), why did you write the N-word and what is written underneath it?

  13. Grant in Texas says:

    Why will the “unaffiliated” teabaggers vote nearly 100% Republican in the upcoming elections?

  14. Don Mashak - The Cynical Patriot says:

    Grant in Texas:

    Where do you get your stats? The DNC?

    Grant, the TEA Party movement is not one group.
    There are about 20 main groups and another 30-50 minor groups.

    Some were set up as REpublican Trojan Horses.

    Freedomworks by Dick Armey would be an example.

    But most are true independents. And some are rapid Republican Loyalists. There is a genuine battle going on over “taking” over the Republican party or starting a 3rd party.
    Even in the some of Republican Trojan horses the Republican handlers have lost control. The bottom of the grassroots balks at taking top down direction.

    Come pair that to Democrats does direction and control come from the top down or the bottom up.

    I invite you to just come to a tea party and listen… We talk about corrupt politicians and the constitution. We talk about fiscal responsibility. We talk about integrity and morality. We are over whether to throw support to the Repuclicans, take them over or start a 3rd party.

    Let me suggest this….

    WE Americans are more alike than we are different. The politicians use our differences to divide and conquer us.

    Would it be great if the 66% of us in the middle could form our own party and leave the 16.5 on the far right and the 16.5 on the far left to sit in the corner and pout….

    Think for yourself man. Think Critically.
    (And Introduction to Critical Thinking) ( http://twurl.cc/1zeb )

    And if you are in the mood for another good laugh (sarcasm) read this A TEA Party Christmas Wish for WE THE PEOPLE

    Again, you and I are more alike than we are different.

    Those were my thoughts.

    Don Mashak
    The Cynical Patriot

    • kayinmaine says:

      Darn it. I deleted your other response to me Don! Oh well. You were rambling on about how it’s you neocons who are the open minded ones and it’s we liberals who aren’t. Please….nice try. But hey! You neocons like to tell yourself anything just to feel better because reality is so tough for all of you!

      You didn’t explain why you pasted the N-word over another word on your sign. Instead, you sent me to a YouTube video that was so ironic, because honestly, RACISTS AREN’T OPEN MINDED, so thanks for the “Free Your Mind” video. It was enlightening to say the least! Maybe you should watch it more often?

      By the way Don, which liberals are you banning with to take down President Obama? I’d love to know!

  15. Grant in Texas says:

    I still stand by my statement that teabaggers will always vote for a Republican over any Democrat. I hope they do form a third party, like Perot did, who will draw votes AWAY from the Republicans.

    I have a teabagger nephew here in Houston who attends teabag events. I have deleted him from my FaceBook page as he uses bigoted statements, likes to call his friends “faggots” as put downs and I have some gays on my FaceBook page too including another nephew, and a dear high school friend who is a mother of a lesbian. He also uses his page to invite others to teabag events. He comes by his racist attitude honestly as his father and step-mother are prison guards in Huntsville, Texas and the “N” word rolls easily off their lips. They are also strong Church of Christers (Ken Starr, Pat Boone’s fundie church) where wives are to “know their place” but also are hypocrites in that both father and son drink alcohol, the father even with one DUI on his record. They also believe there is only ONE true news outlet and that is Fox News. No way do I want to be a part of the racist, lying pack of fools who call themselves “teabaggers”! I can respect the Constitution in the Democratic Party.

    • kayinmaine says:

      Good for you Grant! I don’t blame you for pushing the scourge out of your life. No one needs them around! All they have is each other and thankfully they are a very small bunch.

  16. Grant in Texas says:

    I had just let my nephew’s postings appear on my Facebook and just “hid” him again. He flunked out of A&M, arch enemies of the U. of Texas so guess he is an Alabama fan. His deleted comment today was, “Did you notice McCoy (injured Texas quarterback) kept patting, touching other players…..Hmmmmm!” If his insinuation is correct then half of the NFL is gay!

  17. Don Mashak - The Cynical Patriot says:

    You wanted to know what liberals I am “banning” with to take down Obama… I am not (”banning” maybe you mean “banding”) But here is one group
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZs8k4pJcyk
    But you will probably censor this too in another tacit admission that if Liberals are exposed to the truth, you will lose your grip on them.

    Have a nice weekend.

    Those were my thoughts.

    Don Mashak
    The Cynical Patriot

  18. Grant in Texas says:

    Kay rarely deletes any TROLL here, even the most vulgar, racist ones, even. For some reason, somebody seems to have gotten to her webserver and thus provided that the majority of my postings get blocked making Kay have to dig them out of Spamcatcher which most often allows all TROLLS to get through.

  19. KayinMaine…

    You make it hard to not dismiss you as a Democratic operative.

    First, Truth is not Democrat
    Nor is Truth Republican
    Truth is Truth.

    For Example, You said their were no left wing crazies. The email of mine that you deleted gave fact certain proof that one John Wayne Gacy, a killer of gay men who made lamp shades from his victims skins worked for Democrat headquarters.

    So the FUCK what … Ted Bundy was an actual republican operative while he was on his multi state murder spree.

    Is that the truth and honesty of the Democrat party that you were referring to?

    It is doubtful I will waste any more of my time here. I don’t have time for haters and persons that practice duplicity

    If you want to have a civil discussion of the the truth, you are welcome to contact me.
    But no more of this irrational discourse that the two major political parties trick us into.

    Those were my thoughts…

    Have a nice weekend.

    Don Mashak
    The Cynical Patriot

    • kayinmaine says:

      One crazy “lefty” to ALL REPUBLICANS BEING CRAZY. I think your party has us beat. You’re also the most hypocritical too.

      Don, if you don’t like what we’re saying back to you here on my blog, you don’t have to comment here. See?

      Hope you have a nice weekend too. :-)

  20. Grant in Texas says:

    A local teabagger, long-time registered Republican, attempts to run for Harris County commissioner on the Democratic ticket since there were no other candidates filing for the position. The coward didn’t want to run in the Republican primary since he would have to oppose a popular multi-term incumbent. The Democrats rejected his application due to his giving his business address as his residence, a sign company, thus breaking election law. Since the “family values” anti-gay marriage heterosexual is estranged from his wife who does live at his residence, but he says he is living apart in an apartment at his business. This “new democrat” was one who sent out 35,000 mailers a month ago to oppose the election of Democrat Annise Parker for Mayor because she is a lesbian. Kudos to the Democratic Party in Houston saying “no thanks” to this deceiver.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6806441.html

  21. kayinmaine says:

    *a big huge thumbs up to the Democratic Party of Houston* :cool: