Glenn Beck wants a brand new Mercedes S600 for Christmas…

Posted on | December 23, 2009 | 12 Comments

(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

…so he’s asking his worshipers to each pitch in $1 to buy it for him! Hey, when the leader of the Mormon Militia wants a new Mercedes the neck drooling knuckle draggers will make sure Dear Leader gets one!

If Bleck truly was a religious man, don’t you think he would be the one to take some of his $23,000,000 annual salary to buy a car for one of worshipers? Or maybe give them a years worth of food or something? Or maybe buy them a house? Nope! Bleck is a conservative which means…if he was standing in a circle of five people and he had the only sandwich among the starving, he would eat the whole sandwich himself while giving the finger to the others! See?

I hope Bleck’s karma comes on full force next year. Just saying….

Comments

12 Responses to “Glenn Beck wants a brand new Mercedes S600 for Christmas…”

Grant in Texas
December 23rd, 2009 @ 1:34 pm

But fools also gift their mega-church preachers with big gifts too. Beck is just cashing in like the charlatans do.
Intellectual Conservative
December 23rd, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

Um, where do I begin? LOL

Lets assume his 23M is recent. He wasnt making 23M in 2003. Oh, and that’s when the post on Beck’s website is dated. Six years ago.

I also gotta say this .. To have such profound, intense hatred for someone that you go back to 2003 to beat someone over the head, and then have such an utter lack of comprehension to note the post on Beck’s site indicates it’s 2003 .. and then to top it off I’m willing to bet the lemmings here don’t see the apples and oranges aspect.

Every time you rant about Palin, Beck, Limbaugh etc all you do is give them more attention.

It speaks well of your intelligence.

And you lack of said intell, which is probably why you washed outa the air force eh son

:smirk:

Oh, and I’m doing a screenshot of this. I expect to hear the sound of you in your basement manically hitting the delete button any second now
kayinmaine
December 23rd, 2009 @ 5:07 pm

I didn’t notice the date nor did Wonkette, but who in their right mind would ask their listeners to buy them a car? Huh? Only a right winger like Beck would do something like that!

Funny….you’re taking a screenshot of my post? Interesting because I sent a screenshot of your comment about the “batshit-crazy” site, your IP address, and other information because you either are the one who IS MALICIOUSLY FRAMING MY SITE or you know the person who is. Nice huh?
Grant in Texas
December 23rd, 2009 @ 6:34 pm

I am sure that even in 2003, Glenn Beck could well have afforded a $148,000 Mercedes. Crooks and Liars did note this was in 2003.

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/glenn-beck-2003-wanna-buy-me-car-real#comment-1393444

In 2002, Beck went nation-wide on the Premier Network heard in 47 markets and his first book (has published six since) hit the market in 2003.

http://www.amazon.com/Real-America-Messages-Heart-Heartland/dp/0743496965/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255957665&sr=1-7

Yet, he begs minimum wage earners to send him a dollar so he can have his Mercedes? A good Mormon like him should have been singing, “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz”! One thing Beck would never be caught dead driving is a hybrid. On his radio show he said, “Last year, when gas prices hit their all-time highs, at over $4 a gallon, of the top ten best-selling cars of 2008, exactly none of them were hybrids, not even the hero of the environmental universe, the Toyota Prius.” Beck included pickup trucks which are NOT cars and was wrong in that among CARS, the Prius was #10 and even moved up to #8 went gas went over $4 a gallon.

For such a “patriot” you would think Beck would have purchased something made in the USA, not Stuttgart, Germany.
Insidious Prophet
December 23rd, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

I was thinking about pulling an Oral Roberts, where I’d inform all of the religious right wing zealots that God has personally instructed me to raise $8 million or he would bring Glen Beck home up to heaven.
Insidious Prophet
December 23rd, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

Submitted for your approval:

Here is a trippy recording of a recent jam session I had with some friends. Kinda starts off slow…I was experimenting with a new toy. (vocal effects pedal)

Acid Head – http://www.youtube.com/user/InsidiousProphet#p/u/0/QvGg_Ps8ZtQ
kayinmaine
December 23rd, 2009 @ 8:51 pm

Of course, the right wingers completely believe Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya when Orly Taitz showed a fake birth certificate to prove it. But yet! We have proof online that Glenn Beck asked his listeners to buy him a car and all the trolls can say is, “But Kay! That was in 2003! He’s different now!”. Oh please. Beck is a disgusting Pig who uses his worshipers for his basic needs because he’s the Dear Leader of the Mormom Militia movement. See?
kayinmaine
December 23rd, 2009 @ 9:00 pm

Cool song Insidious Prophet! Loved it.
Intellectual Conservative
December 23rd, 2009 @ 10:38 pm

If someone wants to be so without a life they feel the need to buy a radio personality (which is what he was at the time if I remember right) a car, more power to them. Would I do that? Nope. Then again, that’s just me.

Sometimes in the radio industry, you’ll get someone who does a promotion for sheer shock value. Ever think that might have been a factor?

I didn’t pay attention to it back then and I pay it little attention now. Call me a jaded conservative if you like but I know an advertising promotion done to shock people when I see it and that’s what this looks like.

Oh, and next time, before you, and Wonkette, etc etc actually go on a rant, it might help to actually look at the date on something. Helps avoid looking, I don’t know .. foolish? Like you had to dig up something from six years ago to beat him up on?

Just sayin’

:smirk:
kayinmaine
December 24th, 2009 @ 5:39 am

I hate Glenn Beck. To this day he has not answered the question on whether or not he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, but then again, Bleck doesn’t apply the same kind of theories to himself like he does to others on his radio program where he makes claims and when he doesn’t get an answer in 2 seconds, he automatically assumes the person is guilty of it! See? As of right now, he’s guilty!

I think more should be dug up on Glenn Bleck because he deserves it. I’d love to know what he did on his drunken stupors! He obviously felt the need to have his listeners buy him a car during one of them. He’s a Pig.
BS61
December 27th, 2009 @ 10:41 pm

Hi Kay in Maine,

The alleged rape was an internet hoax and even had the wording at the bottom that it was a parody site. Here is the link: http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2009/09/03/internet-hoax-says-glenn-beck-raped-murdered-young-girl-in-1990.htm
kayinmaine
December 28th, 2009 @ 7:54 am

A hoax? Really? Glenn Beck says when a politico doesn’t respond to his accusations it means it must be true. So, since Beck didn’t respond to the claim that he raped & murdered a young girl in 1990 and instead decided to sue, some of us still are waiting for Beck to do a press conference defending himself! See?

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010: ‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’ (CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)

"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960