WHITE NOISE INSANITY

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Oh man. This is too much! You probably already heard this news yesterday, but I woke up this morning laying in my bed laughing like Snoopy over it and just had to do a post. Seriously, the next time you see or hear a right winger say they’re completely against abortion, please yell out, “You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!” and then remind them that their home base provides abortion coverage to their employees and then remind them during the years of 2000 to 2006 when the republicans controlled the White House, the U.S. House, and the U.S. Senate, the republicans did NOTHING to overturn Roe v. Wade, because we all know the republic party needs abortion coverage. Why? Because just look at the C Street House! These right wing Christians are against abortion, but yet, how do they spend their days? CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES. And what happens when a man and a woman have unprotected sex? They make babies! So, you see, the republic party secretly has no problem with abortion, but they use it as a wedge issue during elections and anytime they feel they’re losing the debate on another issue. See?

Leon Wolf of Redstate thinks someone at the RNC should be fired for hypocrisy (ummmm all republicans would have to be fired Leon including yourself!):

Let’s keep this simple. Word got out today via Politico that the RNC’s health care package for their employees covers abortions. At the risk of belaboring the obvious, if you at any time have donated to the RNC since 1991 (when this policy apparently took place), some incremental portion of your donation went to the administrative costs of running the RNC, including employee salaries and benefits packages. Part of “benefits packages” in this context is apparently a health care package that pays for abortions.

For thirty years, we have fought tooth and nail to prevent our tax money from being used to pay for abortions. Turns out, we were apparently doing it through donating to the political party that was ostensibly on our side. This betrayal is so fundamental to the majority of people who donate to the RNC that it’s almost unspeakable. I have no doubt that many of the staffers there will miss the point, so allow me to make it clearly: you have caused every person who donated to support your livelihood to become involved in what they perceive to be a grave moral evil.

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In order for the RNC to regain the trust of their donors, they must disclose the names of all people involved in any way of the selection of their health care plan. And those people must be summarily fired. No severance packages, no golden parachutes; fired. For cause.

No pro-lifer in good conscience can give them a dime until this happens.

Bah hahahahahahahaha! Leon doesn’t want republicans to give any money to the RNC until the abortion part of their health care policy is taken out and the person(s) involved in putting the language in there is fired! Well, Leon, you might want to rethink taking out this language because as we all know there are guys in your party like Gov. Sanford of South Caroline who believes the sanctity of marriage is defined as: ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN, A MISTRESS, AND A HANDFUL OF GIRLFRIENDS! (makes you wonder how many abortions Sanford has paid for over the years!) See? Taking out abortion coverage now could make for some embarrassing moments during the 2010 mid-terms because of all those pregnant mistresses coming forward, don’t you think?! See?

Let’s not forget the recent historic vote on health care reform in the U.S. House of Representatives: ALL BUT ONE REPUBLICAN VOTED AGAINST THE STUPAK AMENDMENT. The End. They’re on record for supporting federal funding for abortions!