WHITE NOISE INSANITY

Oh, but they’re still against bringing lighters and box cutters on a plane! See?

From Chris Matthews’ Hardball show last night talking with John Velleco of Gun Owners of America:

According to the “experts of 9/12/01″ and to guys like Velleco, they have no problem with anyone in our country (legal or not) carrying a concealed weapon (legal or not):

On any airplane
At a presidential event
At a Congressional event
A daycare
A park
All office buildings
All schools of all levels
At all the Banks

Yes, that’s right. The day after 9/11/01 Americans were terrified of the idea that people used our laws (it wasn’t against the law to bring a box cutter on an airplane in a carry-on bag) to hurt us on our soil. We all felt safe the morning of 9/11/01 before the attacks occurred because we had good laws in place and we trusted the intentions of others to not overstep that trust. Now the 9/12 morons are saying that after 9/11/01, we should trust all people because all people would never just start shooting other people just for the sheer hell of it! Or worse. The 9/12 morons think if 9,000 people out of 10,000 showed up to a presidential event packing heat, we can trust the intentions of those 9,000 people to not shoot each other or to not assassinate our current great President! See?

It’s all over. Things are back to before 9/11/01 and you didn’t even know it. We are trustworthy once again. Yeah, yeah, so when you get on airplane and 35 people are carrying semi-automatic rifles…..don’t panic! It’s fine. We can trust them especially after 9/11/01 according to the gun nuts and those who support Glenn Beck’s 9/12 Project! Spit. President Obama is safe with them around. Spit again.

Remember when George Bush was a scaredy cat and didn’t allow anyone to get near him especially anyone with a gun? I bet the NRA and other gun enthusiasts were livid with him for not supporting gun rights! Oh wait. No they weren’t. They didn’t want George Bush to die so no reason to show up with a gun to threaten him with, see?

Here are the nine 9/12 Project Prinicples (with what I feel is the true meaning of each one in parenthesis):

1. America is good. (ONLY WHEN THERE’S A WHITE REPUBLICAN LEADING IT!)

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life. (POPPYCOCK! GAWD WOULD BE LIVID WITH THESE PEOPLE TODAY!)

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday. (WILL NEVER HAPPEN! WE’RE HABITUAL LIARS!)

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government. (WE DIDN’T CARE WHAT GEORGE BUSH TOLD US TO DO FOR 8 YEARS THOUGH!)

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it. (WE IGNORED GEORGE BUSH BREAKING & REDEFINING OUR LAWS BECAUSE HE’S A WHITE REPUBLICAN!)

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results. (NO EQUAL RIGHTS MEANS YOU HATE A FREE COUNTRY!)

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable. (I HATE ALL AMERICANS EXCEPT THE PASTY WHITE RICH ONES!)

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion. (IT’S ALSO OKAY FOR US TO KILL PRESIDENT OBAMA BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN COLOR)

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me. (I DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO DELIVER MY MAIL ANYMORE! START CHARGING ME $100/MONTH INSTEAD BY SOME GUY NAMED “GUIDO”!)