Sarah Palin the Momma Bear Warrior Princess is monitoring the captured U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan

Posted on | July 20, 2009 | 5 Comments

Awwwwwwwwwwww, isn’t that nice. Sarah ‘The Quitter’  Palin is on her last week of  work as Governor of Alaska before she starts collecting money from her poor supporters by faking them out she’s running for the presidency in 2012, has now taken the time (as a Momma Bear Warrior Princess would!) to let us know on her Twitter account that she is ferociously (*growl*/*hiss*) monitoring the Alaskan-based U.S. soldier who was captured in Afghanistan by the Taliban….

Momma Bear Warrior Princess to the rescue! No Taliban member will ever outsmart her…..evahh! She’s on the case people! Someone’s face is going to be ripped off after the Momma Bear Warrior Princess has spoken! Uh oh. Wait a minute. Here’s what the captured soldier said on the video released recently…

“To my fellow Americans who have loved ones over here, who know what it’s like to miss them, you have the power to make our government bring them home,” he said. “Please, please bring us home so that we can be back where we belong and not over here, wasting our time and our lives and our precious life that we could be using back in our own country. Please bring us home. It is America and American people who have that power.”

Ummmm, Sarah? He wants to come home, so have you told this soldier yet that you are the Great War/Warrior Princess and how you supported George Bush’s occupation of Iraq and his other war in Afghanistan? Since you’re monitoring the situation, you might want to contact the Taliban (or invite the Taliban to your house in Wasilla to talk just like Ronald Reagan did back in the 1980’s when he brought them to the White House!) and let them know that it doesn’t matter what the U.S. soldier says, he’s staying there for as long as you can use these two wars to win a presidential election!!!! Sarah, he needs your Momma Bear Warrior Princess power to bring him home!

Sarah, you believe our soldiers are in Iraq and Afghanistan because they’ve been sent there as a task of God’s…

“Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God,” she exhorted the congregants. “That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.”

So, does God hate this Alaskan-based soldier, Sarah? I’m sure if the Warrior Princess gets word that our soldier has been tortured (including waterboarded!), she being the good right wing nutcase & member of today’s GOP (the American Taliban), she will be fine with it and will say it’s God’s punishment and well deserved! Right Sarah? You wouldn’t want to look all wimpy weeping at the thought of torture being done on one of our soldiers at God’s hands after your party has spent many years beating their chests like a bunch of cavemen on the subject by letting us know how useful a tool it is!

All of our soldiers need to come home from Iraq and Afghanistan. Some of us have been saying this since 2003, but then again, there are some like Sarah who need these two wars to beat their chests with to prove to us how manly they are (right Momma Bear Warrior Princess)! Spit.

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