Sarah Palin makes herself out to be a very sexy & ferocious bear on her Twitter account

Posted on | July 17, 2009 | 2 Comments

I’m not surprised Sarah Palin’s last week of her Governorship is proving to be how she spent most of it…..flashing her tits around and wondering why everyone doesn’t have any respect for her! Now she wants us to believe she’s a ferocious Momma Bear who will gallantly and ferociously defend ALL against the dangers she sees. My gawd, the woman is soooooooooooooo pandering to her NASCAR-Budweiser-toothless base if I ever saw it (CLICK ON PHOTO FOR A LARGER VIEW)….

Uh ha. As she said, “protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives” and “& mama bear doesn’t look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything; biologists say she works harder than males, is provider/protector for the future”. Oh yes! Sarah Momma Tard never took free handouts from the RNC to the tune of $150,000 for new clothes or $110,000 for make-up and hair or never set up a SarahPAC to take money from people! Nope, she earned all that money working hard at the local construction site to feed her family. *rolling eyes* And no way did she give two shits about the people of Alaska, because as we all know, they got in her way for more handouts! See? She may think she’s a real Momma Bear, but I know one thing…..when a Momma Bear charges at you to protect her cubs all you have to do is one of two things or both to scare Momma Bear away: YOU CAN RAISE YOUR ARMS UP TO MAKE YOURSELF LARGER & GROWL AT MOMMA BEAR WHO WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO BE SO FEROCIOUS or YOU CAN BEAT, KICK, AND PUNCH MOMMA’S BEAR NOSE SENSELESS TO CAUSE HER PAIN SO SHE’LL LEAVE!

See? It’s very simple. We know what to do know to get rid of Sarah Momma Tard.

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2 Responses to “Sarah Palin makes herself out to be a very sexy & ferocious bear on her Twitter account”

kayinmaine
July 18th, 2009 @ 10:26 am

I really would love to know what was going through Palin’s mind before she wrote these tweets. She’s so in love with herself and knows that the neck droolers of her party were most likely sitting there with full erections! LOL

I have a feeling there’s a mouse with a broken hind leg running on a wheel in her head.
kayinmaine
July 18th, 2009 @ 10:34 am

Sarah says she plans to keep on tweetering:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jXgg7sRneinfxAlbf7LuvCOQbl2wD99GBUM80

And you know what that means! It means she only cares about your money that she’ll collect and then decide to not run for the presidency because she knows the other republicans in the race will call her a quitter and she won’t make it past 1st base! See? She’s a user and you neocons will find it out in no time.

Only 100 Alaskans showed up to wish her farewell on one of her WASTED TRIPS AROUND THE STATE (according to her quitting speech recently):

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5illexPZsCzzxjlIGyNHi67btTcjwD99GHGVO1

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010: ‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’ (CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)

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