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Maybe Governor Mark Sanford was having a quiet fling with Rush Limbaugh during his recent disappearance?

Posted on | June 23, 2009 | 14 Comments

You’ve probably heard by now that the republican Governor of the state of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, went missing for a few days without telling anyone…not the Lieutenent Governor, not his staff, and not even his family. He just disappeared without telling a soul. Uh oh…

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(image created by KayInMaine of White Noise Insanity)

You can’t fool us, Rush! Anyway…

I got thinking today when I was listening to the Rush Limbaugh show in the car that Rush had a fill-in for the day (for yesterday too if I remember correctly) and figured he and Sanford had left town to be together! Hey, well, you never know. Could be. One of Rush’s ex-wives said they never consummated their marriage and then there was the time Rush was a closeted gay radio DJ back in the 1970’s. And then there’s Mark Sanford who looks an awfully lot like the other right wing closeted gay Governor of Florida, Charlie Christ! I mean, really, how can you not get the gay-vibe from all of these men? Seems pretty clear to me. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with them being gay. It would be nice if they could be honest about it.

And Governor Sanford? We all understand one’s need to get away from it all and take a break, but could you please let someone know you’re leaving the country the next time you need to? I mean, really, all you have to do is pick up the phone and say, “Yeah, hi, this is the Gov. I need to fuck the leader of the republican party and will be back by Tuesday. We’ll be in the Dominican Republic. Okay?! Now leave me alone or make me a sandwich before I go!”. As long as we know when you’re coming back, that’s all that matters. What you do on your own free time is your business. Okay Gov? Excellent.

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14 Responses to “Maybe Governor Mark Sanford was having a quiet fling with Rush Limbaugh during his recent disappearance?”

  1. phillip
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 9:17 pm

    you must have to write entries like this post because you can’t write anything to be proud of with Obama. It all makes sense now. Did you see his press conference today? What a loser.

  2. kayinmaine
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 9:19 pm

    Obama is making me proud and I don’t have to write about it. Why? Because he’s got the right wing of this country so upset and dragging their asses on the ground like dogs with worms, that I don’t need to! I write about pathetic these right wingers are and continue to be. See Loser?

  3. phillip
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 9:22 pm

    10% unemployment by the end of summer. Previously he said we’d reach that by the end of the year. Yes, he is doing a wonderful job. I can see why you’re proud of him. You both hate this country.

  4. phillip
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 9:23 pm

    You wouldn’t blog about Obama’s accomplishments? Not that there are any. Sure you would. There’s just nothing to write about in that area.

  5. Grant in Texas
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 10:03 pm

    Raygun had nearly 11% unemployment in the SECOND year of his first term. Obama has only been in office FIVE MONTHS. I have lived through 13 presidents being born in FDR’s second term and I am quite proud of President Obama’s job so far.

    I think it is a joke that this week was Naked Hiking week and Gov. Sanford was out there somewhere. Something fishy that he didn’t even tell his wife he was going to become missing. The wives are often the last to know.

  6. kayinmaine
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 10:08 pm

    Grant, remember when George Bush said he inherited a recession from Clinton? Yep! He blamed Clinton! Of course, George Bush did nothing to stop the recession he said he inherited and had his underlings lie about the economy for years just to “save it”. Fake wealth for years under Bush.

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  8. Caleb5000
    June 24th, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

    “Argentina” is Republican for “snorting coke with a siffed-up whore.”

  9. capitalist
    June 24th, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

    “Fake wealth for years under Bush.”

    Explain what fake wealth is. I guess that means prosperity equals fake wealth? The country was better off during the six years of the Bush regime and didn’t start the downward spiral until 2007. What caused that was leftist control and with the current administration we have gone to an uncontrollable downward spiral. Record spending, record deficit, near record unemployment, higher taxes, government control of financial institutions, government control of the auto industry, more companies and jobs shipped overseas. Now hijacking the healthcare industry.

    What good has your narcissistic leader done for the US and the American taxpayer? You say you are proud of him but for what? I will only have to assume you are for government control of every aspect of your life because other than that, he has accomplished nothing. Try looking forward instead of back. There was more prosperity during the Reagan years than any other administration in recent times, unless you wanted more government handouts and control of you life. Reagan is a sore subject because he had hugely popular, believed in self determination and freedom from government, two things the democrats are against.

  10. Grant in Texas
    June 24th, 2009 @ 1:38 pm

    Philip, I am gay and Kay has several gay friends so once again, you TROLLS know not of what you speak. “Oxycontin” Limbaugh “disappeared” once to the Dominican Republic, which next to Thailand, is infamous for its sex tourism, including underage exploited boys and girls. Rush got busted coming back to the USA at customs with 29 Viagra pills in his possession which didn’t have his name on the prescription drug bottles. You would think he would have learned after his previous busts for illegal Oxycontin pain killers.

    BTW, the Dominican Republic now has the second most AIDS cases next to Africa with 12% of the known prostitutes there testing HIV+.

  11. Caleb5000
    June 24th, 2009 @ 1:42 pm

    “The country was better off during the six years of the Bush regime and didn’t start the downward spiral until 2007.”

    I could cite hundreds of facts that refute the nonsense above, but why bother. I remember all these dickheads saying, “The economy is booming!” until they were overwhelmed by reality. Now they claim to trace the world economy collapse all the way back to Barney Frank.

    I’d like to say it again: “Argentina” is Republican for “snorting coke with a siffed-up whore.”

  12. mindblowing
    June 24th, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

    If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

    George W Bush was a bad joke at all our expense

    If George W. Bush had given Tony Blair a set of inexpensive and useless (to Tony Blair’s UK video formatting) DVDs, when Tony Blair had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

    Bush gave Angela Merkle an unwanted back rub after slurring his speech to Tony Blair at a public conference for all the world to see

    If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have approved?

    Hell she probably could figger out what the fuck Bush was saying either

    If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

    He held his hands and kissed him in public, then they ran away to be in private

    If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

    He just allowed a male gay prostitute unfettered access to the white house after the press conferences were over, and made Speedy Gonzo AG, Dumsfeld Sec of Def, Condi where are the shoe sales ec of state and brownie FEMA director.

    If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

    He helped cover up the outing of a NOC CIA agent one working against Iran in weapons of mass destruction, and helped give halliburton and KBR billions even though they did shoddy work and even electrocuted US Soldiers

    If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

    hell shit for brains he took a surplus and doubled the debt in eight

    If George W. Bush had shut-down Gitmo… and then realized there was not place to transfer the terrorist and terrorist-related prisoners to (no state in the USA wants them in their prisons)… so… he is now contemplating “civil trials” in order to determine if there are any of the prisoners that really do NOT need to be detained any longer (and, if not… to be sent back to their respective countries, etc)… would you have approved?

    Bush started the torture chambers at itmo and I still don’t approve

    So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that

    makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t

    think of anything?

    Don’t worry. He’s done all this during his first

    100 days –

    so you’ll have three years and almost

    nine months to come up with your answer.

    Then Obama will be re-elected so your panties will stay in a perminate twist for four more years

  13. Grant in Texas
    June 24th, 2009 @ 2:40 pm

    Mindblowing like many reich-wing TROLLS doesn’t have a thought of his own so goes online to “cut and paste” from someone else who does know how to read and write:

    http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4400

    BTW, I see that winger Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being sued for plagiarizing word-for-word from another author’s book to include in Elisabeth’s own.

  14. kayinmaine
    June 24th, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

    FAKE WEALTH = On paper you’re worth $1.5 MILLION until Corporate America decides to cash in your chips, take your money, and you end up only being worth what you put in which could be $10,000.

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