We are the Democrat Socialist Party and don’t you forget it!

We’d like to introduce to you, Jesus, our first Democrat Socialist Party member…

Yeah, you heard me. The American Taliban (aka today’s republican party) has decided they’re going to waste more of our to go on record exclaiming that the Democratic Party is now the “Democrat Socialist Party”. That’s right! The American Taliban, who is trying to rebrand itself, will be spending their days rebranding the Democratic Party as part of their rebranding!

Nice.

Well, guess what, American Taliban members? I don’t give a flying rats ass what you call me or my fabulous political party, just please don’t ever call me an…

AMERICAN TALIBAN MEMBER!

A FASCIST!

A CAPITALIST PIG!

A REPUBLICAN! (*gasp*!)

I’m really surprised the American Taliban didn’t take the name, “Democratic Party”, for themselves, because for years they’ve called us the “Democrat Party”. See? I’m telling you American Taliban members….the only way you could win an election at this point is to start calling yourself a Democrat! Bah hahahahahahaha! :lol:

Poor widdle American Taliban members….change to them is remaining the same, but labeling everyone else to make themselves feel better about their ties to Hitler, dictators, Dick Cheney, and Banana Republics. Assholes.

THE REPUBLICANS ARE JUST TRYING TO POLISH A TURD called the republic party! LOL

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9 Responses to “We are the Democrat Socialist Party and don’t you forget it!”

  1. kayinmaine says:

    Let’s rebrand the American Taliban, shall we? Okay, here goes…

    The Bigots!

    American Psycho Party!

    Insane Asylum for Satan!

    Hired Hit-Men Party!

    Uneducated Lunatics Party!

    Got Our Problems!

    Got Our Psychos!

    Psychos Unlimited!

  2. JFH says:

    What problem do you have with Socialism? Everything I read here has you basically supporting a Socialist society; am I wrong?

  3. kayinmaine says:

    I have no problem with it at all. What problem does the American Taliban have with it?

  4. kayinmaine says:

    And don’t you think it’s hysterical that the American Taliban in their rebranding efforts are going to vote to rebrand the Democratic Party? I think so! You’re nothing but a bunch of lame-o’s!

  5. Clif says:

    The dumb as dirt GOPers thunk name calling will work after it has failed for two election cyles?

    Damn are they stupid, but we already knew that.

  6. JFH says:

    Hmmm, that phrase “American Taliban” is just not being picked up by any of your bigger liberal bloggers… Have you wondered why that is?

    Perhaps, it’s because the phrase really doesn’t make any sense?

    Explain why the Republican party is like the Afghan Taliban again??

  7. Chris from Maine says:

    If they do this, we should rename them the “Republican Militia”. You heard it here first.

  8. gage says:

    Chris, they’d love to be the republican militia. Stick with Party of No.