“George Bush the Magic Whitey Cracker” has decided he wants to be a CEO or a Board member in his retirement

Posted on | December 28, 2008 | 10 Comments

SIDEBAR NOTE RIGHT OFF THE BAT: Since the republicans of America are fine with calling Barack Obama, “Barack the Magic Negro”, and are telling us it’s not racist and okay to use, well then, we get to call each and everyone of them, “[_______] the Magic Whitey Cracker”! See? It’s all good and very, very fair if you ask me.

So, with this in mind…

George Bush the Magic Whitey Cracker is sick and tired of his ‘lovely’ mother constantly asking him about what he’s going to do with his life after wrecking America for 8 years, because really, Barbara Bush is such a ‘typical mother’ who is just full of concern for her children and is oblivious to the fact her son, Whitey Cracker, stole TRILLIONS from Americans while he was in office and honestly doesn’t need a job! Babs is just so concerned for her son’s welfare because of the state of the economy her son created! (Yeah, yeah, this is the same woman who was fine with black Americans and their children sleeping in a urine, trash, and feces laden stadium after Hurricane Katrina and thought it was working out wonderfully for them) She’s very caring and compassionate! Spit.

Anyway, Whitey Cracker has now snapped and decided to let his mother know exactly what he’ll be doing for the rest of his life…

From The Onion (satire):

“Every time I see her it’s ‘have you thought about your future’ this, and ‘do you know where you’re gonna put your presidential library’ that,” said Bush, who will be moving out of the White House on Jan. 20. “It’s like, I’ll just get a job as a CEO or board chairman or something. My God, quit worrying about it. I’m 62 years old, for Christ’s sake!”

And then Babs said this…

“He’s spent the last five or six years fooling around and experimenting with this little Iraq thing he likes so much, but now it’s time for him to get serious,” Mrs. Bush said. “And if he thinks he’s just going to come live with us when this is over, he’s got another thing coming.”

Bah hahahahahaha! Gawd I love The Onion.

Anyway, what do you think George Bush the Magic Whitey Cracker will do in his retirement (besides taking control of the largest water reserve in Paraguay to prepare for future water wars when the oil wars become boring to him) after spending the last 8 years destroying the country he said he loved more than oil? I think he’ll do what he’s always done, which is lie to the American people about what he’s doing and when asked if he’s reading any books in his retirement, he’ll just send out Karl Rove to make all the necessary lying stinking talking points! See? In other words, nothing will change. Same shit, different day.

Comments

10 Responses to ““George Bush the Magic Whitey Cracker” has decided he wants to be a CEO or a Board member in his retirement”

Clif
December 28th, 2008 @ 11:23 am

Pauline Robinson should have had an abortion before June 8, 1925 …. then her immoral prodigy, that old hag wouldn’t have burdened all the rest of our beautiful minds, with her wretched asswipes she calls children.

As for Bush’s the idiots retirement, hopefully it will follow Reagan’s ….. shitting in diapers for a few years then crapping out for good. I just hope he realizes he is doing it.
kayinmaine
December 28th, 2008 @ 11:36 am

LOL Clif! Welcome back…even if it’s only temporary! You crack me up.
tangodaddy
December 28th, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

Tango and I want to say we hope your holiday was as good as ours.Hangovers being the exception. Love the new monicker you coined for Georgie but magic not so much. How about George the dipshit Cracker.[sung to the tune of puff the magic dragon]
George the dipshit cracker
Now a CEO
George the dipshit cracker
Time to watch you GO. And dont let the door slam you in the ass!
Tango and I are not celebrating New years but will blow it out our ears on Jan 20. How about you?
kayinmaine
December 28th, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

“Oh George oh ye Dipshit Whitey Cracker….pond scum and retarded….oh George oh ye George the Dipshit Whitey Cracker!”

Hey, I like that Tangodaddy.

Tango, I had a wonderful holiday! Thanks for asking. Sounds like you did too…even with a hangover. Excellent. I’ll be going out New Year’s Eve with my Christmas present. His name is Mark. Can’t wait!
tangodaddy
December 28th, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

We wont be expecting an early morning post on Jan 1 so do go and enjoy. However we will want you up and runing at you usual fervour later in the month
kayinmaine
December 28th, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

LOL Tango. Well, I plan to post on New Year’s Day with a hangover. It’s tradition whether I go out or not.
Chris from Maine
December 28th, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

Bush will never go away. His minions will try to rewrite history for decades to come.

As for Bush himself, he will probably end up like his dad, disappear for a few years then try to do something nice so people forget about his presidency.

Me? I’d like to see him in a war crimes trial in the Hague. But oh well.
gage
December 29th, 2008 @ 2:24 am

Found this great article at Crooks and Liars. It describes exactly the reason that we should continue to skull fuck republicunts until there’s not a single one left standing. Beginning with john boehner.

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/face-nation-paul-krugman-says-theres-

Skull fuck boehner next! Down torie swine! Die neocon traitors! Up the Revolution! Power to the People!
kayinmaine
December 29th, 2008 @ 7:18 am

Thanks for the link, Gage. Basically the bottom line is…the republicans are the children who mess the house up and it’s the Democratic grownups who clean it up. And can you believe Boner is asking on his website for someone to spew his right wing propaganda when it comes to the financial mess? Jees. What an asshole.

*waving to Chris* How was your holiday?
Chris from Maine
December 29th, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

my holiday was pretty good Kay, cant complain.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010: ‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’ (CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)

"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960