Ann Coulter to have her fork-tongue contained behind wire
(Picture: Ann also has problems with the length of her hand in addition to a broken jaw)
On Keith Olbermann’s show tonight, he mentioned how Ann Coulter is going to have her jaw wired shut.
Bah hahahahahahaha! Finally! There really IS a gawd!
Apparently Ann broke her jaw falling down the stairs (on her face? LOL!). Really? Maybe she bumped heads with George Bush (his brain is made out of lead)? Or maybe John Edwards finally got around to slugging the witch for her ‘faggot’ comment she made about him? I mean, really, it does make you wonder who punched her and broke her jaw! She’s pretty much despised by everyone except for the neck drooling knuckle draggers of the republic Party.
Sooooo….any thoughts on how she broke her jaw? There’s gotta be a better explanation then her falling downs the stairs and falling flat on her face ! I’m serious. It’s not that funny. We need a better reason as to why Mr. Adam’s Apple Ann.
Maybe it’s just Karma? Ahhhhh, yes. Karma. I honestly could settle for that. After listening to this wingnut spew her bullshit all these years, it just makes sense the Universe would punish her by pushing her down the stairs, breaking her jaw…..all just to silence her!
There is a Karma God after all.
Speaking of nutjobs…
Many from the religious reich (including my whacked out Assembly of God cousin who emailed me this) are still trying to have the election of Barack Obama nullified contending he was born in Kenya, NOT Hawaii. They are trying to get the ear of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. After all, the Supremes decided the 2000 election, so why not try again?
http://www.blogtext.org/naturalborncitizen/topic/8700.html
It looks as if they also don’t believe that Panama-born John McCain may qualify either! Does this fundie group think their God will pull off a miracle and give us President Palin after all?
Alan Keyes filed a similar petition to a state court in California
also claiming that California’s 55 electoral votes should not go to Obama:
"http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80931"
Many more articles and petition here:
http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view
The clock is running out and the Electoral College meets to do the
REAL voting in only a couple of weeks!!!
Karma is good, huh Clif? I was wondering why the nation had quieted after the election: Fork Tongue has her jaw wired shut! Bah hahahahahahahaha!
Grant, the nutjobs are trying anything to stop Barack Obama, because they know he will slowly fix our economy and will go down as the most amazing president ever in the history of our nation. They just don’t want to feel bad about themselves, because they honestly thought Americans would love 8 years of fascism. Turns out, they were wrong again.
The reich just won’t accept Barack as our president. Until Obama, I had only voted for one other winning president in my life starting with Nixon in 1960 when I was a Republican. So over the years I have accepted the will of the people and until G. W. Bush who I felt stole his elections, have supported presidents of the other party for decades now.
I wonder what the "christians" over at WorldNutDaily feel about the Mainer who was holding an Osama Obama Assassination betting pool?
Speaking of mAnn. I always thought her true whorish persona comes out in this picture:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/VkoipEg3.jpg
my guess is plastic surgery. we will have to see if she has a "new look" when shes back on Fox News.. maybe it will be Hannity and Coulter…
my guess is plastic surgery..
so THAT is where all the bailout money is going, ………………………….
Christ! That’s not a hand, it’s a talon!
gage
Today at 2:59 am (13 hours ago)
Christ! That’s not a hand, it’s a talon!
Gage: LMAO! And wiping spewed up beverage off of my monitor. I was going to say a claw but….good humor gage! She is one skanky looking skeleton. You would think with all the money she has made from her book sales that she could afford to buy a burger and fries once in awhile. But I imagine Sean Insanity loves his women bone thin and skanky.
Grant: I forced myself to check out that photo you linked, I had a sharp stick handy just in case I needed to quickly poke my eyes out. WTF!?! Who in the hell wears pajama like shorts along with an ugly f**king trench coat? Perhaps the rumors aren’t rumors after all about Mann Coulter and perhaps he/she was flashing her ding dong at liberals ?
Since mAnn Coulter mainly talks out of her ass, wiring her jaws shut may not work.
Let me see if I can work this out. She fell down the flight of stairs ducking a shoe that was thrown at her by Alan Keyes after he filed another Supreme Court brief against Obama but he missed because he was out of breath running away from Dick Cheney who was shooting at him and Dick was running away from George who was choking on a pretzel while trying to control the out of control Segway that was running away from the I.E.D. planted on the side of the road by Ahmad Chalabi who bought it from Halliburton using his $335,000 CIA allowance beacuse he couldn’t get into the WalMart in Baghdad because Condi Rice wasn’t there in time to open up the store because her helicopter was shot up at the airport when she she trying to land to go the undisclosed location and wait to see al maliki who was tied up in a formal state dinner with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad which George couldn’t get into because he didn’t know which door actually opened up the room and, besides, he was trying wrap up reading “My Pet Goat” and Donny Rumsfeld just looked at the whole thing and said, “WHO KNOWS?” How did I do?