(picture of Giza Pyramid with Hale/Bopp Comet above it)
I’m sorry, but I am laughing my ass off right now! I was just over in my AOL email account to start weeding out the lists I’m on by emailing the originator to take me off as a subscriber, because I rarely use this email account and every few weeks I have delete/save hundreds of emails that I don’t read. In other words, this account is out of control. After sending off a few emails, I decided to check the frontpage of AOL for their top stories, one of which was about the meteor seen over the western part of Canada that had people just mesmerized. As I was reading down through the comments (ah yes! the psyche of Americans at it’s greatest!), there was this comment that made me throw my head back and laugh out loud:
TEXASLOCOMAN
12:49 PMNov 23 2008
My God! OBAMA IS REALLY THE MABUS NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED!!! AMERICA HAS ELECTED THE PRECURSOR OF THE ANTICHRIST!NOSTRADAMUS SAYS THAT MABUS WILL DIE AND SIGNS IN THE SKIES WILL BE SEEN BEFORE THIS. OBAMA MIGHT BE IN DANGER!OBAMA IS MABUS!!!!
Yep! Apparently this meteor seen over Canada was a sign that Obama is Mabus, the end is near, and Obama will lead us off the cliff! If you read down through the comments, some are saying the meteor was actually Sarah Palin’s falling stardom (hysterical), a Chinese spacecraft that Dick Cheney ordered to be shot down, and in some cases…it was actually a meteor! LOL
Wha? No mention of the Hale/Bopp Comet or the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster ? Huh. Interesting.
So, not knowing much about Mabus, I decided to do some searching online to see what is being said about Nostradamus’ prediction. Here’s a list I found ‘confirming’ that Barack Obama, Mabus, and the End is near:
John Cox wrote:
OBAMA IS MABUS, THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE BEAST 666!!!
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the United States,a country he claims to serve.)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 12 African husbands and lovers)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he’s a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected, Mabus will be his name.
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves Arabs specially Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he’s Satan himself. Violence and Murder is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Iran and Al Qaida in their evil projects.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
10.- Obama will enslave American women forever with Sharia Law.
11.-Mabus will finish his term on 2012,predicted to be the end of the world.
11.- Mabus will use Mind Control to obtain control of the ignorant masses, only those who read this note will be free from his mental hold.
12.-Mabus has come to destroy the finest country in the world, America. Mabus has come to steal your soul and your children’s souls.
13.- It’s written and will come to pass, Mabus will try to destroy the world with nuclear weapons but his first attack will be against Israel and the Jewish people. The beast 666 hates G-d’s chosen people.
Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him and don’t let you be deceived by Him.
Supporters of Obama: 1.5 billion Muslims, Oprah, Louis Farrakanh, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all American Muslims.
This time is your turn to suffer America, the next 4 years will be pure hell if Mabus becomes your King.
My favorite is #2 where Cox says Barack’s white mother had 12 African husbands and lovers. LOL! Oh the wingers!
As with most right wing religious freaks, they like to use numbers (adding numbers together to get “666″) and initials (Barack Hussein Obama could mean to the freakish, Born Hating Ogooogooo, or something) as ‘proof’ that the End is near, so I thought it was funny when someone turned it back on John Cox, who provided the long list above, by saying this:
John Cox.
J+C = Jesus Christ
incredible!
It’s going to be a long 4 years as you can see. The right wing religious zealots are going to be in an uproar over everything Barack Obama does and over what happens under his presidency. Of course, when I was searching through posts I had done on WNI over the past few years for this post, I did FIND THIS ONE, which was about a directive George Bush gave about “The Day After” a nuclear attack on our nation. I’m telling you….if the “rapture” happens under Barack Obama, it’s because it was hashed out long ago under the Bush Regime! The wingers will never accept this, of course. They’ll go on thinking everyone but George Bush is evil. See?
By the way, Friday evening my son had two of his friends over for the night. Early in the evening they decided to take a walk through town and when they were coming back to the house, they said they saw a “meteor” in the sky. I asked, “Are you sure it wasn’t a shooting star?”, and they said it was much bigger and closer than that. Makes you wonder if there was a lot of ’space dust’ coming in over Canada with a larger piece coming in over the western part of Canada? Huh. Could be. The End is truly near. Obviously. *rolling eyes*
I had a foster son who is Pentecostal and I got enough preaching like this from him. I used to ask him if he ever read any of the Bible besides the Book of Revelation as that seems to be the only text covered by that sect. Just got a phone call from a bail bondsman in Boise that he is in jail for spousal abuse and his bond is $27,500. His second wife crushed his laptop because she said there was porn on the Internet and he allegedly chocked her. He lies, cheats, and steals, and she had premarital sex before they married, and takes pills, BUT they don’t show much body skin. He doesn’t even wear short pants or short-sleeved shirts even to play basketball. She all but wears a burqa and won’t cut her hair (has enough to make a half dozen wigs), nor wears make-up or jewelry. However, both are ASSURED they will be raptured and tell me I am a pagan and surely going to hell. I told him that even as an atheist I obey the Ten Commandments which are three or more rules than they follow! I try not to ever argue religion with him as he is too brainwashed to reason with. He is one of 8 kids to West Virginia hillbilly parents, who are “good” Pentecostals and since they beat their kids, (”don’t spare the rod”) every one of them has been in foster care at one time or another.
I watch Rev. Jack and Rexella Van Impe late at night here when there is nothing else on TV other than infomercials for “Girls Gone Wild” and “Extenze”. They are so excited about the rapture coming in their lifetime as they believe that the world will end in 2012 according to the PAGAN Mayan calendar! Their half hour show is almost as funny as the Frasier rerun that precedes it. Every week they have a new book or DVD they will send out for a $25 DONATION!
First posting blocked, so will try this….
We are coming into the time of year when there can be many meteor showers with the best show on December 13 and 14 when such showers peak.
The Geminid meteor shower is one of the few that is rich in meteors.
http://www.earthsky.org/radioshows/51877/geminid-meteor-shower-peaks-december-13-and-14
So we had meteor showers during the administration of George W. Bush and every other president before him!
Someday, the $100,000 toolbag lost last week by an Astronaut will become like a meteor somewhere.
One of Obama’s supporters is former Mississippi Gov. Ray Mabus, too! And Obama takes over the presidency from Bush and placing their names together “Obamabush” gives you “ObaMABUSh”! Some folks have too much time on their hands! Bet by tomorrow this will be emailed around the world several times over. It will be believed by millions, sadly.
If the world doesn’t end on Dec. 21, 2012 according to the pagan Mayan Calendar, what will the Van Impe’s and their ilk do? Probably take the millions they have scammed from the religious vulnerable and take off with it somewhere remote to retire like royalty.
Good gawd, Grant! That means the end REALLY IS near! LOL The wingnuts are losing it.
If the end is really near, then I’m blaming George Bush and his Band of American Haters for it.
Why do THESE people refer to US as “moonbats”?
people who think Obama is the antichrist after the last 8 years need to have their head examined.
people who think there is the antichrist …….. need to have their head examined
corrected your post chris.
Good question, Gage! I was wondering that myself. LOL
Chris, I agree with Clif’s correction. Sounds so much better and makes more sense!
I’ve added the plugins back on my blog and it appears to be running better at the moment. Loads quicker than it was.
We’ll know the end is near when Congress is heartily encouraged by Mabus (Obama?) to bail the world out of its financial problems by writing a U.S. tax-debtor indemnified check for 666 Trillion bucks…no?!
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My question? Where do these wackos get this material? They must be injesting belladonna mixed with bad shrooms… : |
Carl Nemo **==
They’re definitely smoking or injecting something, Carl!
What it is nobody knows.
Being 69, I have survived untold numbers of "last days" so I am not worried about Dec. 21, 2012. I remember driving back from California in October 1973. I drove from Houston to close the escrow on my townhome I owned in San Diego that I had sold. I came back through LA and stopped in Phoenix to see a fraternity brother and got a motel room there. Leaving the next morning on the I-10 on-ramp, I picked up three hippies (back in the safe days when many hitch-hiked) thinking they might have some "smoke" as I was out. Turns out they were Jesus freaks from a commune near Phoenix called the Sonshine House and they were headed to Jacksonville, Florida. Alas, they had no "weed" on them. No sooner did they get settled in my Cadillac before their Bibles came out. On my car radio, it was all buzz about the short Israeli war happening at the time and they got most ecstatic.
They read me a lot of BS from the Book of Revelation that "predicted" that war….things about the U.S. was the "eagle" and Russia was the "bear" that was in Revelation (even though everyone then thought the world was flat and even St. John getting high on mushrooms on Patmos couldn’t have known that there would be a United States 1700 years later). When I stopped in Wilcox for some gas and paid for it with a credit card (along with a lot of food they bought and begged me to pay for) they told me my American Express NUMBER was prophesied in the Bible, that I had my "number" and then got a sermon on 666!
I was so fed up with them by Las Cruces, NM, that although an atheist, I told them a lie. I told them they shouldn’t ride with me to Houston on I-10 as Louisiana didn’t like long-haired hippies and reminded them of the fate of the characters in the movie Easy Rider. I told them it would be safer to take I-25 north to Albuquerque, then travel east through the Texas Panhandle, OK, AR, TN, GA, then to Florida (however as many rednecks along that route as in LA probably). So I got them out of my car without pissing them off. Being Jesus freaks, I didn’t fear they might assault me if I had asked them to "get out" so don’t know why I told them about taking that circuitous route. But I was so tired of their preaching constantly in my car.
But before they left me, they were calculating the date of the "rapture" from the end of the Israeli war somehow and told me that it would be on some day in late January 1974. Well, I survived it!
It was recently announced that with the state of the economy, and
Wall Street in the condition it is, that the "mark of the beast — 666" has now been discounted to 1.5, 1.9, and 1.3, so maybe we should call it the "markdown of the beast"!
Last night’s Steven Colbert’s Christmas show on Comedy Central was a hoot. Toby Keith did a religious right-wing song about the "War on Christmas" with lyrics doing violence to judges who rule against Christmas decorations on government property and dissing those who greet others with "Happy Holidays":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lMCp_S9Z0M
Willie Nelson played the part of one of the Three Wisemen and brought his gift to the Christ child….marijuana while singing "The Dealer Boy" to the tune of the "Drummer Boy!
Jon Stewart did a song about Hanukkah and John Legend did a song about "nutmeg on eggnog" that was full of sexual innuendo.
I imagine some of the fundies are outraged now.
The John Legend "Nutmeg" (semen?) song video is on Colbert’s site.
http://www.colbertnation.com/home
And Steve spent his time during the song trying to find nutmeg in his spice collection!