Sarah Palin is going through her huge pile of clothes worth $150,000 to give to charity!

Posted on | November 10, 2008 | 8 Comments

This is so laughable. Sarah Palin, once it was found that the RNC had given her the go-ahead to purchase some clothes for the Republican National Convention, she told us that she would be giving the clothes to a charity. Sounds good, but something tells me this is a woman who will not be able to part with these clothes. Apparently, she’s now going through the pile to pick out the clothes to send. Uh ha. Yeah.

Here’s how I’m envisioning Sarah going through the huge stack of clothes (she never wore the same outfit twice in 2 months before the election):

*Sarah holding up a Neiman Marcus outfit* “Oh this is an outfit I bought at the Mighty Alaskan Thrift Store, so I’ll keep it”. *throws the outfit aside in a fit of disgust*

*Sarah holding up an outfit from the Mighty Alaskan Thrift Store* “Oh how the charity will love, love, love this Neiman Marcus outfit! Give them this one!” *holding up another MATS outfit with shoes from Payless Shoes* “And this one! Oh, they’ll love the shoes too! Big bucks! Lucky poor people!!!”

And so on and so forth.

I’m not fooled by Ms. Sarah Talon. She’ll spend most of the time trying to pull the expensive clothes out of the hands of the RNC attorney who has been sent there to take them. Trust me.

I guess Sarah is going to have to go back to wearing the hideous clothes she wore for years, yeah yeah, like the one in the above picture when she was 7 months pregnant with Trig. (Holy cow! That’s some maternity clothes you’re wearing there! Your stomach is “huge” Sarah! Where ever did you find that outfit for crying out loud! All pregnant women in the last trimester want some of those make-ya-thin-as-a-rail maternity clothes!)

Spit.

Category: Ethics, Neocon, Politics, Sarah Palin
Tags: Charity > Politics > RNC > Sarah Palin

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8 Responses to “Sarah Palin is going through her huge pile of clothes worth $150,000 to give to charity!”

Philip
November 10th, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Normally, my compassion for my fellow man (or woman) would prevent me from enjoying the grief and ridicule Mrs. Palin is getting but you know what?…

It’s the part she was BORN for!

Some people achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, …then there’s those like Mrs. Palin, Senator McCain, pResident Bush,… the turds of the world you have to flush more than once to get rid of.
kayinmaine
November 10th, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

“then there’s those like Mrs. Palin, Senator McCain, pResident Bush,… the turds of the world you have to flush more than once to get rid of.”

~ Philip

Bah hahahahahahahaha! Exactly Philip! Bah hahahaha hahahahahaha!

From what I’ve also witnessed, Sarah was born to be the leader of the neck drooling knuckle draggers. Awwwwww, how cute is that.
Chris from Maine
November 10th, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

something tells me those the clothes she gives the RNC will be the ones she doesnt like. She will keep the ones she actually likes.

oh, and something tells me the “charity” will be some right wing front so that she will get them back as soon as people stop paying attention to her.
kayinmaine
November 10th, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

Chris, I said that too weeks ago that a fake charity will be set up by the RNC for Sarah to give the clothes too and then they’ll donate the clothes back to her. We’ll just have to watch what she’s wearing in the months/years to come to see if any of it looks familiar.
carol
November 10th, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

Sarah sure doesn’t look so trendy these days….her clothes seem old fashioned and her hair seems to be so messy compared to when she was on the campaign trail.
I guess we are now seeing the regular gal and hockey mom, who is still putting her foot in it, with her very complimentary words like jerks and mean spirited about the press.
Who has behaved more mean spirited and acted like a jerk than our own sweet Sarah…..still, she never did anything wrong when she was found guilty of abuse of power, so we shouldn’t be surprised that she thinks only the press are at fault!!!
Grant in Texas
November 11th, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

Andrew Sullivan thinks Sarah is outright lying about the clothes. First of all if “clothes were waiting for her family” that she claims now she never asked for, then how did the RNC get all of the sizes of all of her family members plus Bristol’s “baby daddy” so they could be outfitted in the first place? Sarah had to know why they asked!

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/11/the-odd-lies–4.html

Since Sarah loves EBay, Sarah should sell her UNWASHED used underwear there and probably get enough money from her crazed and kinky Republican male admirers to pay back the RNC the whole $150,000.
Philip
November 11th, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

Grant, that’s just downright disgusting (trust me honey, I know disgusting… LOL) about Mrs. Palin selling her underwear on EBay but funny as hell at the same time!

I wouldn’t be surprised if Rich Lowry was the highest bidder on every item.
kayinmaine
November 11th, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

Or Larry Craig! LOL It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Sen. Susan Collins of Maine was also salivating for a pair!

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