OMG! To all the REAL feminists out there, I apologize on your behalf, because watching Sarah Palin act like a little waif as her Daddy speaks for her is cringe worthy! Yikes!
If Sarah Palin or her supporters call her a feminist again, I’m going to smack ‘em until they’re bruised and bloodied.
(Attaturk of FireDogLake has more on this)
Rep. Alan Grayson's response to Sarah Palin saying he should be voted out of office:
"I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them"
(CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)
"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960
Kay, news flash, that ain’t her daddy but some half senile old pervert who trades in his wife when she gets a little wrinkled for a younger version, and this time he thought being a presidential candidate would get him some.
HA.. thats exactly what I thought.. and he wouldnt even let her speak! He kept interrupting her and Couric, because he knows they cant have another interview like last week.
If she cant even handle a softball from Katie Couric, how the hell is she gonna be Vice President, and President when Old Man McCain drops dead???
McCain has to realize he picked an UNVETTED dud as his running mate. Now is talking FOR her like a parent at a teacher conference whose child is “PERFECT” and “unjustly” treated by the faculty.
Of course, don’t blame McCain’s bad judgement for selecting this ignorant DUD in the first place, BLAME the MEDIA for their “gotcha” questions.
The reich has been attacking the media since Nixon whenever the media exposes that they are wearing no clothes.
Even many intelligent conservatives like Will, O’Bierne, Parker, Lowry are hoping Palin will have a “family problem” and have to resign before Nov. 11.
I’m not sure what’s worse that: if she’s got the VP nomination by sucking McCain’s dick or if she got it on merit?!! Either way, I think here best hopes for the debate are to drop a few lbs and wear her swimsuit.
Clif, I forgot the republicans went down to the local nursing home and asked for the old guy who has dementia and who screams at trees in the park and ended up getting Johnny McTeleprompter!
Chris, Sarah is a fragile flower, did you know that? Yeah, yeah, she is only allowed to be looked at, can’t be watered much (though Johnny wants to badly!) and can’t be touched physically or by talking to it. Anything could collapse her!
Grant, do you think Sarah “Boobs” Palin will answer ever question on Thursday night with, “Gotcha! You thought I knew that answer! Ha. I didn’t!” and then run over to the moderator and then slap him on the shoulder? LOL I’m embarrassed just thinking about it!
Steph, I was thinking the same thing today! She needs to put on a bikini, that way, the reich wingers of America will be busy staring at her T&A and won’t be listening to her answers and child-like movements!
btw.. isnt is a bit sexist to now allow your female VP nominee to answer a question directed at her? just wondering.
Chris, the republics are now redefining the word ’sexist’. EXAMPLE: It’s NOT sexist to NOT ask a question of the female on the VP ticket, but it IS SEXIST when you say the reason why she is not allowed to be asked questions IS because she’s a woman and she’s obviously too dumb to answer it.
See?
As usual, the republics are confusing everything. I hate them.
TO A REAL FEMINIST: It’s sexist to not be interested in what the female VP is thinking. In other words, if you’re a sexist, you don’t give a flying rat’s ass what the ‘pretty lady’ is thinking and think she’s only there to look at and not be heard.
Ooh, ooh, I think McSame was getting close to losing his temper! Now that would be a “gotcha!” moment! Ooh, ooh!
The whole time I was watching and listening to those two assholes, I just wanted to reach through my computer screen and strangle McCain and beat the shit out of the whore.
PIAW, holy cow. And I thought I got a little out of control when I watched two dumb republics trying to make sense!!!
Palin is most unique that while a second-grader in Alaska, she was so interested in politics that she even knew about the newly-elected JUNIOR Sen. Joe Biden from Delaware. But then maybe with an IQ of 180, she wasn’t’ your typical second grader.
I bet she couldn’t even name the current junior senator from Delaware, Sen. Douglas Carper!
I bet Sarah doesn’t realize there was no C-SPAN back then. *sigh* Of course, Johnny is 6 years OLDER than Biden, so Ms. Sarah has had to listen to his bullshit. Oh boy! Too bad ole Sarah didn’t listen intently to what Biden has said all these years, because if she did, she would not be supporting John McCain. But again, she’s a dumbass.
Thinking of McCain as her daddy is causing all kinds of issues for me. Dammit Kay.
Okay, now look at the video closely. You’ll notice that McSame has his hands cupped during the interview. What he’s concealing in his cupped hands is a small battery pack with a button and a transparent wire that’s attached to a tiny electrode placed snug up Sarah Palin’s butt. The battery pack is black and difficult to see against McSame’s black suit, but if you’ll watch closely while Couric is asking a question, you’ll see McSame’s thumb pressing the button. One shock to the rectum warns Sarah to be careful answering the question. Two shocks means “you are rambling.” Three shocks says, “Shut the fuck up now, bitch!” which is what happened when Palin suddenly ended her spiel saying, “but that’s okay too.” This information came from a Democratic mole inside the McSame campaign. The mole also reports that the campaign is getting a little worried that Palin is beginning to enjoy the sensation of being shocked in the ass, and there’s fear that she may deliberately blow the debate with Biden in order to receive more shocks. I suppose if she begins moaning and panting we’ll know what’s happening.
Katie Couric: Sarah what can you tell me about Roe v. Wade.
Sarah Palin: Well Katie that of course was the tough decision General Washington had to make when crossing the Potomac.
McCain is more like the crazy uncle then her dad.
Besides, her dad is probably younger then McCain.
she cant name a supreme court case, cant name a newspaper or magazine she reads, etc etc.
the debate should be very interesting.
Gage, LMAO. your comment is shocking!
Palin will when the debate hands down if one of the questions is “how do you make an apple crumb cake.”
Shocking, Uncle! LMAO!
God help Biden if one of the questions is “how do you gut a moose.” Or “how do you fake an orgasm.”
Palin will WIN, not WHEN, the debate if one of the questions is… …crumb cake.
Sheesh!
English is a fucked up language. Hey, Steph, where did you folks come up with this fucked up language?
Shock three times if you want an answer from me whoaaaa
Shock me some more if you just want me to stare, whoa my darlin…
Nah Gage the English language is only f**ked up when Bush attempts to use it and proceeds to mangle it.
I think Gwen Ifill should go down a list of simple questions and see if Palin knows any of them.
for example :
“Who is the leader of Uzbekistan?”
“What form of government do they use in New Zealand?”
“Explain short-selling.” and/or “What is the uptick rule.”
“Why do you favor forcing rape victims to give birth to their rapist’s baby?”
A few like that and Palin would be forced to drop out DURING THE DEBATE!
Johnny McTeleprompter is so insane, I think he’ll use a taser on her instead, Gage! Yep, he’ll stand up, point that thing at her, shoot her with it and then say, “gawd dammit woman! Shut the hell up!!!!”.
Apparently there’s a HUGE call by conservatives to pull Palin off the ticket. Hmmmmmm…do they want it done before the Thursday night debate? Wouldn’t surprise me!
Naw kay, they are actually hoping she uses Joe Biden to show her moose hunting skills, tomorrow night. They really are that deranged.
I hope you’re right Clif, because I can’t wait for it. If she does well, we’ll know Karl Rove is hooked up to her from the RNC and is speaking her answers to her through her ears!
BTW check your email
Also the twit with a degree in journalism can’t even tell us what newspapers or magazines she reads?
In her defense she took five colleges and six years to get a four year degree.
So readin’ probably ain’t her strong suit, shootin’ moose it seems is.
That was so embarrassing, Clif, when she couldn’t NAME ONE FREAKING NEWSPAPER IN AMERICA THAT SHE READS. She’s just like George Bush! If it doesn’t have pictures she doesn’t pick it up!
She didn’t even say she goes online to get her news. That would have boosted her a little because being online is where all the action is happening, but nope! She’s just like Johnny….stuck in the 1880’s!
New post up.
@ Gage
Two nations divided by a common language. You think English is confusing, try learning Cockney rhyming slang.
LOL Steph.
@ Kay
Exactly, this is a woman who thinks travelling abroad is elitist for God sake! McCain has managed to pick someone more bigoted and stupid than he is. Who is she they to appeal to men or women? If the subtext to her nomination is: vote McCain, jerk-off over Palin – it’s not a vote winner, surely? So I guess, the subtext must be female solidarity: if you’re a woman, vote for McCain/Palin because she’s
a cuntgot a vagina too! Well whoopee!!! I hope to God that this infantile ignoramus doesn’t represent the majority female voters!!!Here’s how that debate prep is going.
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Only the ones who believe in a 6000 year old flat planet and that science is the devil’s work.
Steph, Sarah Palin recently exclaimed to Katie Couric that Alaska is not a foreign country! Whew. Am I glad she cleared that up because I was starting to wonder myself if that might be the case!
LOL Vote for the McCain/C**T ticket! I’m sure Johnny has called her that by now so we’re not really going out on a limb here with this campaign name.
Clif, maybe we could scare Sarah by telling her we’re gonna push her off of the 6,000 flat Earth? It would be so fun to watch her reaction! She would run screaming and then realize she’s running in a straight line and could fall off into the abyss! Watching her 4 brain cells & the mouse running on the wheel in her head trying to figure out her next move would be priceless.
Okay, going to work with the rest of the schmucks of America!
Bah hahahahaha! Love the cartoon, Clif. Thanks for posting it.
McCain-Palin besides being on the anti-media kick is increasingly anti-intellectual of late to slime those conservatives who oppose Palin such as Parker, Wills, Brooks, Frum, etc. Watch for her role in the debate being praised by her backers who probably will think she is being “annointed” by the Holy Ghost and only “speaking in tongues!”
McCain Republican Stephen Spoonamore believes that McCain-Palin will win by voter fraud:
http://markcrispinmiller.blogspot.com/2008/09/spoonamore-reveals-plan-to-steal-next.html
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