QUOTE OF THE DAY: 
GLENN BECK AT CPAC 2010:
‘Hello, my name is the Republican Party, and I’ve got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government…I’m addicted to spending and I just don’t want to spend today.’
(CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO QUOTE)
"If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ~ John F. Kennedy, 1960
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*wiping tears from my eyes*
Let’s hope nothing tragic like this ever happens again to a republican or to any republican in the Gulf Coast for that matter!
Spit.
We are all holding our breath that Louisiana and the other Gulf Coast states will be safe. 
In the meantime, George McCain will use the devastating damage of Hurricane Gustav to help his campaign, because as we all know, as a POW, he is a true champion in protecting America! Oh yes, he’ll push back the hurricane with one arm tied behind his back and will then use the image as a way to convince those young Evangelicals, who are offended he picked a BIMBO TO BE HIS VICE PRESIDENT, that he truly is the best choice and the only choice for America come November!
(Palin photo is photoshopped by the way)
38 million people viewed Barack Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Convention which is the highest amount of viewers to watch ANY speech by a Party candidate for the presidency in the history of our nation. And isn’t it funny that the officials of the Republican National Convention are expecting lots of no-shows at theirs? What if after all the Palin scandals this week and after Johnny spent those long 2 days picking her out to be his VP, that most of his delegates don’t show up and Ron Paul ends up winning the candidacy because his supporters did show up? Oh boy! Now that would make for some great television. It’s very possible ole Ronnie’s win could top Barack Obama’s numbers in viewers when Ronnie does his acceptance speech! Bah hahahahahahahahaha!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, how sad is it when the gay haters of America, who call themselves Evangelicals & who support Focus On the Family, pray for rain to devour the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado and end up getting a Hurricane Gustav heading straight for a republican Governor’s state! Awwwwwww, it’s very sad and ironic but it’s the kind of sadness and irony I love:
(hat tip to Scout Finch on Dailykos for posting the above video!)
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This WOULDN’T SURPRISE me in the least. Right wing religious wackos would make up ANY story to protect their family’s truth from coming out! They’re good at it too…you know…the lying & deceiving. We’ve seen 8 years of it in the White House, so why wouldn’t John McCain pick one to run alongside him? Spit.
Here’s SOME MORE LITTLE TIDBITS ON MS. SARAH.
(hat tip to Grant In Texas for finding this Dailykos entry! Wow, if it’s true! Seems it could be and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least!)
I laughed out loud when I saw Johnny today introducing Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska as his new running mate. This song ran through my head:
You just knew ole Johnny was gonna pick a young pretty woman to be by his side….you know….a young pretty woman who he can have ANOTHER extramarital affair (hey why not! He’s at the end of his life!) with and can pat on the ass every chance he gets!
Laugh out loud hysterical!
Anyways, let’s look at Ms. Sarah to see how much of a “feminist”, because that’s what ole Pat Buchanan of MSNBC says she is…
Sarah doesn’t want women to have choices over their reproductive organs! That’s it. That’s all I got. She’s a raving feminist! See?
(Okay, that’s all you need to know….oh and besides…she wears skirts and not pantsuits…a true sign of a feminist! *rolling eyes*)
SIDEBAR NOTE: When you see “*thump*” (his penis hitting the underneath of the table) or “*droop*” in the following, this is Johnny’s Penis-Boing-O-Meter at work, okay?
Anyways, let’s talk a little about Ms. Sarah’s life experiences:
1) Sarah says she was a member of the Parent/Teachers Association. Sounds good on the surface, but what this group normally does is use their meetings to compete with each other whether it’s their choice of clothing for the evening *thump* or whether they’re taking every freaking moment demanding some respect for THEIR child. In other words, the upper middle class and wealthy women *thump* go to these meetings and they act like they’re doing it for YOUR KID’S GOOD. Uh uh. Nope. Not even close.
2) Sarah says she’s a hockey Mom! *thump* And with that squeaky/half-man voice of hers, I know exactly how she is at these games! Oh yes, even if it’s her child’s First Grade hockey game, she’s the type (as these Moms usually are) who will stop the game and will run down onto the ice arena/field/court to demand from everyone over the age of 18 that they need to see how wonderful her child is. Oh, and if she’s sitting in the stands *thump* and the ump/referree makes a call she doesn’t like against her child who actually deserved the whistle (and it doesn’t matter how old her child is at the time either)? Holy crap! She’ll freak out and will start yelling, screaming, and arguing *thump* with the other Mothers/Fathers that her child is sweet, loving, and would never check someone in the stomach to cheat!!!! In other words, hockey/soccer Moms are usually insane *thump* and they and their children, according to them, are the most important, the smartest, and the most athletic than all other children ever…even if they’re not. See? Lovely people those soccer/hockey Moms are.
3) Sarah’s husband works for BP Oil and is almost certainly a fishing partner with Dick Cheney and Justice Scalia! *thump*
4) Sarah, when she became the Governor of Alaska, she decided to sell the Governor’s private plane right off the bat to save money! *droop*
5) Sarah was a Stay Home Mom! *droop*
6) Sarah was elected to the Town Council and then went on to be the Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska and then the Governor of Alaska. *no movement*
7) Sarah tells us she fishes and rides “snowmachines”. *thump* (Snowmachines? Who the hell calls it that? No one! Only a fraud does. I bet Sarah wears an $1800 snowmobile outfit so she matches head to toe and looks glamorous and “tough”! Bah hahahahahahaha! All those wealthy people usually do!).
So, what do you think of Johnny’s pick for VP? What I’ve listed out is just the icing on the cake, and to Johnny….he can’t wait to lick it! 
The appropriate song to end this post…
Poor Ms. Elizabeth. She was really thinking at the time she was doing this interview with Larry King that she had made a difference in the world. Little did she know, her gawd….had a different plan for her! Here’s Ms. Elizabeth with her nose in the air right before she drowned in a rainstorm:
And don’t you get the feeling that Ms. Elizabeth was at the Democratic National Convention saying things like, “Hey you! Yeah you with the dark skin….fetch my bags and bring them to my hotel room! And you…yeah you….get me a latte while she’s doing that!!!!”.
What an asshole!
I guess it is really true that gawd works in mysterious ways. Will all PUMA’s meet the same fate and will any of them admit the reason why they can’t support Barack Obama is because of the color of his skin and has nothing to do with their love for Hillary or for John McCain wanting to overturn Roe v. Wade?
I bet they won’t. Expect more drownings!
(hat tip to Chenzhen for posting this video HERE)
What a moment for Joe Biden, his family, and for Democrats across this nation last night! Joe showed us his sweet side when he was talking about his family, but when he started talking about George Bush & John McCain’s continued madness on our country, Joe showed us he and the Democrats are not going to allow it anymore! There will be hurdles in the beginning, of course, but I’m not getting the feeling that ole Joe and Barack are going to let us down.
What about Beau Biden? OMG! What a fantastic tribute he did last night to his father and family. When he said (paraphrasing), “…me, my brother, and my father married our mother Jill”….OMG….I laughed my ass off with tears running down my cheeks! So cute, but that just shows you what kind of love there is between the members of this family. Joe and his two boys were “starving” for a Jill and when the time came, they all decided they’d be marrying her! Very sweet.
And Joe Biden’s elderly mother? That woman looks just like and has the same spirit as my grandmother! I’m not kidding. Even though my grandmother died a couple months after 9/11/01, she still had that deep seeded Democratic blood running through her veins and was giving us directions on how to proceed in our lives after such a horrible attack on our nation. As Joe’s mother made clear throughout his life, you are your own strength and you will either use it in a positive way or you will not.
It feels to me our nation is coming upon some good times in the near future. Of course, we can’t forget that Bush neocons are probably planning some kind of attack on our nation for the newcombers to have to deal with. That said, Barack Obama & Joe Biden will handle it correctly. I trust them to. If they don’t, then we’ll deal with it just like we have over the past 8 years: WE WILL SCREAM FOR ACCOUNTABILITY AND WE WILL WORK HARD TO GET IT. In the meantime, these two regular guys who have placed the people of this country before their own needs for years now will work out fine for all of us. I just know it.
Tonight is going to be thunderous with Barack Obama talking to the Democrats at the Mile High Stadium. I’m looking forward to it.
Poor Sen. Susan Collins. I’ve obviously touched a nerve at her Collins Mafia Headquarters here in Maine, because since last night (and ever since clicking on the link to THIS POST in one of my Susan Collins Google Alerts that went to a porno site! Geeeeeee, Lance Dutson responsible for that?), my computer’s virus software has been working overtime to keep the Collins’ Mafia’s VIRAL ATTACK from happening!
Oh, but don’t worry!
It doesn’t matter what Ms. Suzie-Q and her Maine GOP Mafia does, I will make sure her little “rumor” of having an affair with a married man whose wife has Alzheimer’s gets around somehow! I don’t care if I have to stand on the side of the road with a sign exclaiming the same thing. Hell, I might just put it in my car’s window for people to read. How’s that sound?
Anyways, here’s a great video of Our Suzie-Q The Fraud….
We’ll know by the end of Hillary Clinton’s speech if she was mentally at the Democratic National Convention or if she was mentally at the Republican National Convention next week, if you know what I mean.
I’m really hoping Hillary gives a rousing speech tonight pointing out EXACTLY what John McCain stands for which is: EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE DIEHARD (non-Operation Chaos Hillary supporters) HILLARY SUPPORTERS STAND FOR!
Jees. You’d think the diehad longtime Hillary supporters would have done the necessary research online to understand what John McCain is all about. The only way they’ll find out now is if Hillary points it out in great detail tonight!
If she doesn’t point out why McCain will be at least 4 more years of George Bush & Dick Cheney’s policies, then we’ll know Hillary is already mentally at the Republican National Convention and wasted everyone’s time tonight why she did a rehearsal for it. Spit.
Something tells me, though, she’s gonna rock! She needs to for the sake of the country. The End.
Wow! What an amazing speech Michelle Obama gave last night! Holy cow. Any misconception about her was blown away last night. She proved to those watching that she IS one of us. She comes from a working class family who parents sacrificed everything to make sure their kids did better than them. Isn’t that the way it is in MOST of the families across our great nation? Don’t we want our kids to have the same chances as the upper class? Yep! Contrary to the message of the last 8 years under the Bush Regime, most of America is not uber wealthy and the idea that the poor & middle class should have to sacrifice to keep the uber wealthy’s corporate welfare checks coming in is absurd.
(CLICK HERE TO READ THE TEXT OF MICHELLE’S SPEECH….this is the one sent out to the media prior to)
Feeding the wealthy will end with Barack & Michelle Obama in office. Oh yes, the uber wealthy will still be wealthy, mind you, but they’ll have to do some sacrificing of their own. Yep. They’ll have to pay their taxes and not get all the breaks! Poor things.
It feels so good to be once again proud of my country. Over the past 8 years, there’s been a dark cloud over our country and we can thank the neocons of the Bush Regime for that. With the Obama’s in the White House, our country will once again be looked upon as a beacon of light and hope across the world! Can’t wait!!!! I’ve missed that feeling.
My most favorite part of Michelle Obama’s speech last night was near the end when she talked about the day she and Barack left the hospital with their first daughter, Malia Ann. Michelle quipped that Barack that day drove SLOWLY home while looking at Michelle and Malia Ann in the rear view mirror making sure the two women in his lives were okay. My emotions exploded after this image of Barack being the good Daddy! I’m telling you…to be a good leader, you have to be a good parent first. Barack is that person. He will make sure the poor & middle class of our nation don’t “fall off the backseat” and will remain driving while checking on us always.
I like that. The Obama’s (and the Bidens!) are one of us and have come from the same place.
Meanwhile, three “Operation Chaos is not at the Convention! We Promise!” ASSHOLES decided last night might be a good time to kill Barack Obama or even Michelle. What the matter right wingers? Scared of the thought the uber wealthy having to pay their taxes? Can’t handle the fact most Americans despise the republic party? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor things. You reek of hate and Americans are tired of ya. Go back living under the porch of the RNC where Karl Rove can feed you his leftovers!!!!! It’s where you’re most happiest. We won’t miss ya.
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Spits of rage…