Barack Obama is now in Iraq…

….and Johnny McTeleprompter is back home here talking about his pick for Vice President! Yep. There’s talk of Mitt Romney becoming his VP, but we’ll have to see if this happens, because as of right now ole McTeleprompter is pulling out all his guns to take the world’s attention off of Barack Obama being in the Middle East! So far Barack’s visit has been successful, but Johnny has to do something, because as of right now he looks like the ass end of George Bush and we all know how Americans react to that man.


Bah hahahahahahahaha! I love a trail of damp lacy handkerchiefs across this country after the overweight-wealthy-British-looking right wingers of America collapsed & fainted this weekend one by one, because they couldn’t handle all the attention Barack Obama got!

Hey assholes, the world is sick of ya. The End.

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53 thoughts on “Barack Obama is now in Iraq…

  1. Jesus H Key-rist, McInsane is really, really gonna pick Mr Flip Flopp to be his VP on the Flip Flopper Express to political oblivion,

    Hallelujah their is a Karma Goddess after all ……. and she has one hell of a sense of humor doesn’t she?

  2. Can ya see it now Kay,

    The Flip Flopp Express meets Mr Flip Flopper 2008 and each thinks he deserves top billing, and has enuf wingnuts to argue their case in the wingnuttery world of limpballs and family values frauds.

    The inter camp rivalry would be worth all the popcorn we would eat enjoying that meltdown of egos to rival cheney’s, with faux noise caught in the “cross fire”, (pun intended)

  3. Speaking of “karmatic jokes” on the human race here is GTP showin’ he is dumb as a box rocks.

    BTW bozo, the Iraqis want the troops OUT;

    (compliments of juan cole);

    The troop escalation, which actually allowed the ethnic cleansing of the Sunnis of Baghdad and the expulsion of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis from the country, has largely been pushed as propaganda by the White House and the AEI. Here’s an example of how their propaganda works. As is usual with news it does not like, the Bush administration attempted to muddy the waters this weekend regarding the interview of PM Nuri al-Maliki with Der Spiegel in which he expressed approval of Barack Obama’s plan to get US troops out of Iraq within 16 months of next January. Al-Maliki told Der Spiegel in response to a question about how long US troops would be in his country,

    ‘Maliki: As soon as possible, as far as we’re concerned. U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama talks about 16 months. That, we think, would be the right timeframe for a withdrawal, with the possibility of slight changes.

    SPIEGEL: Is this an endorsement for the US presidential election in November? Does Obama, who has no military background, ultimately have a better understanding of Iraq than war hero John McCain?

    Maliki: Those who operate on the premise of short time periods in Iraq today are being more realistic. Artificially prolonging the tenure of US troops in Iraq would cause problems. Of course, this is by no means an election endorsement. Who they choose as their president is the Americans’ business. But it’s the business of Iraqis to say what they want. ‘

    Ali al-Dabbagh, who is usually described as al-Maliki’s spokesman but actually seems to work for the CENTCOM or Pentagon Middle East command, was trotted out to make vague statements about Der Spiegel’s having mistranslated or misinterpreted what al-Maliki said. This denial was issued through CENTCOM! When the original demand came from al-Maliki for a timetable for US withdrawal, it was al-Dabbagh who reinterpreted it as a ‘time horizon.’ Al-Dabbagh was contradicted by National Security Counsellor Muwaffaq al-Rubaie, who seems actually closer in this thinking to al-Maliki. My guess is that al-Dabbagh has been recruited by some agency in Washington, DC, to explain away al-Maliki’s statements whenever they contradict Bush’s.

    Der Spiegel stood by its story. The text of Der Spiegel’s statement is here. It turns out that the translator involved works for al-Maliki, not for Der Spiegel, and so presumably knew what the prime minister’s words meant in Arabic. And for the piece de resistance, it turns out that Der Spiegel has an audiotape of the Arabic of the interview, which they leaked to The New York Times. Sabrina Tavernise and Jeff Zeleny write:

    ‘ But the interpreter for the interview works for Mr. Maliki’s office, not the magazine. . . The following is a direct translation from the Arabic of Mr. Maliki’s comments by The Times: “Obama’s remarks that — if he takes office — in 16 months he would withdraw the forces, we think that this period could increase or decrease a little, but that it could be suitable to end the presence of the forces in Iraq.” He continued: “Who wants to exit in a quicker way has a better assessment of the situation in Iraq.” ‘

    But you see, it does not matter that al-Maliki actually said what he said. It does not matter that Der Spiegel can prove it. All that matters is that the Goebbelses around Bush and Cheney have managed to muddy the waters and produce doubt, taking the hard edge off the interview. Even AFP, the usually skeptical French wire service, asserted that al-Maliki had “denied” the accuracy of the Der Spiegel interview! Of course, al-Maliki has done no such thing. CENTCOM ventriloquising al-Dabbagh engaged in the denial, and a very vague one at that.

    That is the way propaganda works, to obscure the truth and ensure it can be denied. Some wingnut even tried to pressure me to retract the little sentence I had written on the affair yesterday, on the grounds of “al-Dabbagh’s” mendacious and ridiculous assertions. Our information system is so corrupt and easily manipulated that even a clumsy ploy can obscure the truth and bully the journalists.

    Say good night foole and crawl back into your little shit hole you stink up son.

  4. Obama has no experience except to run around his home town with the likes of William Ayers and Jeremiah Wright. He sure did not do much for his area while being in congress! They’re still wearing their pants in away thats begging for something, I don’t know what! :)

  5. Sorry son, but linking to your Stalinist shit hole is just plain wastin’ your time here widdle boy;

    BTW how’s about the fact Bush and McInsane are followin’ Obama’s lead in the middle east and al Maliki is a sayin’ Obama is right and Bush and McInsane are both full of as much bullshit as you post daily?

    ‘T must drive a racist inbred like you son jus’ plain crazy eh boy?

  6. Who do ya thunk knows MORE about the situation on the ground in Iraq son, Maliki and Obama or Petraeus and McInsane, ya know the guy al Maliki says basically don’t know Shiite from shinola ……

  7. I see that there is a bunch of low wearing pant boys here. What are you boys asking for when you wear your pants like that? :)

  8. Don’t know son since you’re the one lookin’ a boys butts on the tubes, and postin’ it at your widdle cesspool;

    what ya hopin’ fur son/

    that Patrick McHenry will notice ya?

    hopin’ he might really notice ya?

  9. John McCain has no experience other than getting shot down by the enemy and confessing secrets to the enemy as a POW.

    Boy it must really hurt the republicans to think that our BRAVE soldiers might be coming home.

    By the way, idiots like GTP have proven many times here that they are anti-America (Censorship, Constitution) and are anti-Troops as they only support Bush and his costly and failed wars and failed domestic policies that favor the elite.

  10. And George Bush had experience, GTP? Bah hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh gawd too funny!!! Bah hahahahahahahahahah! *laugh snot coming out of my nose* Bah hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  11. Obama will not bring anyone home. He is going to change his stand on the troop pull out before its all done with! He is a coward and knows that when he agrees with the U.S. Commanders in Iraq that he will lose the vote of all you far left nuts! Sorry ladies! :)

  12. Good time gutless chicken hawk politics who keeps tab of men showin’ their undies on the tubes callin’ somebody a coward is funny, almost as funny as This

    Faux noise misspelling education on a story about education;

    I guess that home schoolin’ faux noise watchers cling to ain’t all it is cracked up to be …. eh son?

  13. Well, GTP, if Barack Obama brings no one home and doesn’t end the illegal occupation of Iraq, then you’ll be thrilled! Right? That is the stance of Johnny McTeleprompter, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, and the rest of the Bush Regime that you love till death does ya part?

    I find it so wonderful that Obama will have the neocons loving his ass if he stays in Iraq. Meanwhile, those of us with a brain in heads and compassion in our hearts will go after Barack Obama by putting pressure on him to get our troops home!

    See the difference between we liberals and you dumbass neocons? I bet you can’t. *twirling finger around ear & whistling* You’re stooooooooooooooooooopid.

  14. BTW foole since the real commanders in Iraq are the Iraq government who said they agree with Obama, that makes you a stupid foole again eh son?

    Because BOTH Bush and McInsane have said if the leadership of Iraq says LEAVE ….. we will.

    Kinda makes you a widdle undies police troll on the tubes eh boy?

  15. Clif, according to GTP and his stances, he’s going to love Barack Obama. We have to wait until after the election in November for him to be proclaiming his love for him. Can’t wait! It’s gonna be fun, huh neocon?

  16. goodtimepolitics Says:
    July 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Obama will not bring anyone home. He is going to change his stand on the troop pull out before its all done with! He is a coward and knows that when he agrees with the U.S. Commanders in Iraq that he will lose the vote of all you far left nuts! Sorry ladies!
    Perhaps Barack should just pull a Bush and fire all of the US Commanders whose strategy differs from his own. One thing is for sure Barack will listen to those commanders on the ground unlike Bush who only listened to what he wanted to hear…Stay the Course, Surge is working….

    By the way goodtimepolitic why don’t you allow free speech at your blog? You worthless excuse for an American.

  17. That’s right Clif. The Iraqi leaders want American troops out, but the Bush Regime is conveniently ignoring that fact, because according to GTP, Barack Obama is going to find ways to stay in Iraq for the rest of eternity, and that means GTP and other neocons will continue to get their wish!

  18. Here’s how George Bush has commanded our troops over the past five years:

    “*his fingers in his ears* Lalalalalalalalala! I can’t hear you! lalalalalalalala!”

  19. 85% of Iraqi’s want our military out of their country. Hmmm I wonder how GTP would feel if we had occupying forces in our country who wouldn’t leave?

  20. To Kay @ 21…Nah, republicans like GTP only enjoy and support wars started by republicans. If Clinton would have pulled what Bush has the republicans would be crying like 12 year old girls at a Backstreetboys concert.

  21. After Obama destroys McCrazy in November and Bush leaves as an utter failure in January ’09 our country and the world will give out a big sigh of relief and than get to work to repair all of the damage created by the Bushites and their evil minions.

  22. I have an idea, why doesn’t our resident chicken hawk gutless punk, gtp go to Iraq and live blog until Obama gets the troops out.

    that way we have a win, win.

    If Obama does what he says and gets the troops out the Iraqi fiasco is over, and GTP is still in Iraq.

    BTW that is the win-win, because Obama IS gonna bring the troops home and end this illegal occupation.

    Come on widdle boy, go to Iraq and live blog about their undies son.

  23. Clif, are you serious? Today’s WNI gutless chicken hawk won’t even sign up for the service, let alone, get on a plane and fly over the ocean! He’s scared of his own shadow, Clif!

    All neocons are. That’s why they act like “tough guys” online when we all know they have pasty white skin, feminine fingers that can’t get the cap off a jar of jelly, but have their bibles stuck their faces…just in case they need some protection. See?

  24. Well Kay, remember Voltaire from Lydia’s place, he said in 2006 he was a goin’ to Iraq.

    But for some reason has FAILED to make it there yet.

    Maybe the gutless punk GTP could team up with the gutless punk Voltron(yes he changed his moniker) and they could cower in some Iraqi’s basement live blogging while shittin’ their undies and cryin’ fur their mommies ………

  25. Oh yes, I remember VolDummy. I’m not surprised he hasn’t gone, because he’s just like most neocons online. They say a lot of things which are mainly lies and they get caught in the lies over and over and over again. They have no shame.

  26. I guess she is off McInsane’s short bus list for VP;

    State legislators in Alaska are considering hiring a special investigator over Governor Sarah Palin’s (R)firing of Public Saftey Commissioner Walt Monegan. Palin faces accusations of pressuring Monegan to fire Palin’s sister’s ex-husband from a government job.

    Who says GOPers don’t use government power for their own ends?

  27. JP coldbrain try entering the 21st century son.

    It really don’t hurt in the 21st century reality based world son.

    No matter how much Oxycodone Rush takes to live here.

    BTW it would beat the Flip Flopper candidate of 2008 , and no I ain’t talking about St Johnny the delusional.

  28. JP, will Johnny McTeleprompter pick Mike Huckabee, you know, the guy who told the NRA recently that he’d like to shoot Barack Obama?

    *whispering to Clif* “Nice” picks on the republican side this year, huh Clif?

  29. After all McInsane is rewriting the maps of the middle east even if he can’t make the changes on the ground he wants, since al Maliki and 99% of the Iraqi people want us to STOP destroying their country and come home to the one Bush ET Al have bankrupted, with their particular version of voodoo economics and wingnut welfare…….

  30. Kay McInsane has a widdle problem’

    If he picks Mr Nice Hair Flip Flopper, people will think St Johnny looks old standing next to him.

    If he picks Mr Batshit Crazy Evangelist Bible Humpin’ Doublespeak, people will think St Johnny looks old standing next to him.

    If he picks Mr Noun Verb 9-11, people will think St Johnny looks old standing next to him.

    If he picks Mr Too Cheap to Fix the Bridges, people will think St Johnny looks old standing next to him.

    do ya see the widdle problem Mr Older Then Dirt has?

    and now he even has them thinkin’ he is slightly more delusional then even Zell Miller was in 2004

  31. ROTFLMFAO, Clif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (comment #41) Hysterical! And so true. Good gawd, at this point Johnny McTeleprompter would look old laying on the ground next to dirt.

  32. Obama really has his hands full right now! He is going up against a General with a chest full of medal when he only has jeremiah Wright’s word! See what The New York Times and Obama didn’t want the American people to see.

  33. See what The New York Times and Obama didn’t want the American people to see.

    Please GTP not more young mens undies, I know you need to keep showin’ it fur some right wing closeted reason, but everyone isn’t as anal retentive as you are son.

  34. Goodtimepolitics, you should really stop you are embarrassing yourself to the point where I almost feel sorry for your sheer ignorance and your lack of reality.

  35. You are a fool fester Lucks, from what I see you all have a problem being cowards. I bet not one of you have ever served a day in the military for your country. Well I was in the military during the veitnam war and know how thos troops feel about winning the war in Iraq, a good military man does not like to turn and run! Take a look at all those medals on the General’s chest and then go and make fun of him as the did and now they support Obama and Obama has his arms open for that stupid far left group!

  36. May I take this time to remind the neocons at WNI today…if Barack Obama becomes our next president, you must worship him like you did George Bush, because that is what you’ve told liberals to do of Georgie all this time. Your reason? He’s the president and the Commander-in-chief, so therefore, we must love him right or wrong!

    Of course, we liberals believe that we should be able to question the president of the United States, his policies, and his actions. Meanwhile, the neocons have told us that to love your country you have to love your president. Bah hahahahahahaha! President Obama…here he comes!

    It’s going to be fun.

  37. GTP, quit trying to make yourself out to be some kind of military hero. You’re not. Hell, we don’t even believe you’ve been in the military. At least myself and others can admit we haven’t. You’re too much of a coward not to!

  38. I imagine any Vietnam war veteran would know how to at least spell
    the country he supposedly fought in, GPT is another pathetic lkiar who doesn’t know shit about war or the military. Although he does seem to have a weird obsession with mens chests and shiny metal objects.

    Just remember assclown morons like General Westmoreland received lots of medals too…of course being a Vietnam war veteran you would know all that idiot and all of his shiny medals now wouldn’t you.

    PS: Military men aren’t all that impressed with medals by the way.

  39. Oh and GTP…a good military man knows when to cut his loses. Of course you morons like to say withdrawing is cutting and running and yet you forget Reagan cut and ran from Lebanon while George HW. Bush cut and ran from Iraq back in the first gulf war.

    I suppose Dwight Eisenhower was a cut and runner when he withdrew our troops from Korea too huh? See Eisenhower was smart enough and man enough to realize that staying in Korea was a losing proposition.

  40. Many military medals come from SUCKING UP and some are for some very trivial reasons. My partner is a retired Navy man of 23 years service and he has a whole case full of medals. He also has more than 19 pages of military records on his microfiche film.

    The MSM in May loudly announced that McCain RELEASED his military records to the public, but the media didn’t report it was mostly incomplete as McCain just released 19 pages of his records of medals and awards (and with a father/grandfather being admirals, probably some bullshit medals, too). There are probably hundreds of pages sealed with the passing of the “McCain Bill” that was signed by Bush #41 which has sealed all records of Vietnam prisoners of war/MIA INCLUDING his own….or as the “church lady” would say, “How CONVENIENT!”

  41. To bad your Obama boy only have the experience of a mixed white and black and a muslim. He was so much a coward that he would not anounce when he would be going to Iraq. He was so much a coward that he would not join the military and serve his country. I put you people under the bus with him… :)

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