Huh. Who would have thought Big Bad Karl Rove would have left the country when the House Judiciary Committee issued a subpoena to him! Hell, if we had known it was that easy to push that fat fascist Pig out of the country to never come back, we would have done it a long time ago!
Think Progress has the GOODS HERE.
And remember….all fascist (including Hitler) would rather leave the country and hide like a spider in a hole or would rather blow their brains out rather than face their crimes and the punishment for those crimes! Cowards.
Bah hahahahahahaha! Look at Karl run!!!! Come back Karl you big ole fraidy cat! Bah hahahahahahahahaha!
I love how his attorney said Karl had this trip planned for quite some time but “forgot” to tell the House Judiciary Committee. Can’t stop lying can ya, Karl! Executive privilege when you said you didn’t talk to the White House at all? Bah hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Maybe he is building a cabin in Paraguay up the road from Ken Lay! Doesn’t Bush now own like 100,000 acres sitting atop an aquifer and a gas field there? I am sure Rupert Murdoch won’t mind KKKARL sending in stories to his Wall Street Journal and Fox News from a laptop there. Paraguay, due to its lack of extradition laws, has been a favorite hideout of Nazis for years. The Bush crowd should feel at home living among the fascists.
http://www.plenglish.com/article.asp?ID={2DA7BAE4-061B-49B6-983F-3D69A4396E37})&language=EN
Either that Grant or Karl has gone to a country where American hostages are being held before Johnny McTeleprompter gets there, so he can pay the ransom to make Johnny look magical again when the hostages are released within hours of him landing. See? Could be happening right now as you read this.
Letter from Rove’s attorney (thanks Grant for sending this to me):
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/07/10/rove080709.pdf
And here’s an interview of Karl Rove who is in Sweden escaping from his subpoena:
http://anytime.tv4.se/webtv/?progId=644030&treeId=902001&renderingdepartment=2.757
(it’s in Swedish, but Rove’s responses are in English of course)
You won’t believe what he says! What an asshole!!!!!!! Gawd I hate that man. Why couldn’t he have chocked on a chicken on the 4th of July instead of Jessie Helms being the one to die? No such luck I guess.
Wouldn’t it be funny if the Iraqi consulate in Sweden asked for Turdblossum’s arrest on war crimes AKA Joesph Goebbels, and shipped his sorry ass to the Hague for his war crimes trial?
Wanna bet that would wipe the smirk off his fat face?
Now, how come this didn’t make national news today? Seems like we heard all about the Nicole’s new baby and the fires in California. Why can’t we just vote this spawn of J. Edger Hoover off the Planet altogether?
Clif, let’s hope it happens. I hope they have XXX-Large handcuffs!
They’re gonna need them! 
Jake, because we live in a fascist world and fascists won’t allow the media to report the truth, but instead, report on stuff that leads the citizens around by their cow nose rings. See?