12 Responses to “Rep. Roy Blunt R-Fearmonger requested a secret session of the House last night”

1. kayinmaine
   March 14th, 2008 @ 6:54 am

   Dana Milbank of the Washington Post has a great piece on the secret session:

   http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/13/AR2008031304435.html?hpid=news-col-blog

   Read page #2 at the end. Roy Blunt stopped the House’s business with nothing secret after all that.

   Is there a day when the republics aren’t controlling someone? Is this why they wear diapers when they’re at their homes or out on the town? They like to feel like babies without control so they can say that sometimes they don’t have control? Wow!

   As I mentioned two threads below, I wished the neocons would use their 2nd Amendment right and take their own life. It would make our nation that much better!

2. Dan
   March 14th, 2008 @ 8:32 am

   Let’s hope the House Dems don’t lose their nerve.

   Just curious – why hasn’t anyone in the national media pointed out that the strongest female leader in America is Pelosi? She’s third in line for the presidency and is focusing on providing leadership in the position she is currently serving. Obama and Clinton should both be getting hammered over not doing any leading in their day jobs.

3. Jenn
   March 14th, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

   Get into Iraq for what? You deranged Moonbat. They could give us free oil for years, which they aren’t and WON’T and still not pay us back.

   Good lord you’re a fruitcake.

   Advocating for the suicide of your fellow Americans is the definition of insane. KAYINSANE.

   You wouldn’t know reality if it smacked you upside the head with a steal tipped mallet.

4. gage
   March 14th, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

   Last night, before I went to bed, as usual, I put the guard dogs out in the yard — the ones that are especially trained to detect the odor of middle-eastern cuisine and ballistics — and set up the flood lights, and checked all the alarms. Then, I went around and closed and bolted all the bullet-proof storm shutters over the windows. Of course, I set up the barricade in the driveway as I always do. Then, I did the routine check of the house itself, going from room to room, checking under all of the furniture for terrorists, and, of course, I ran a couple of routine DNA checks and compared them with the samples on file with the CIA just to make sure that none of the known terrorists had been sneaking around my house lately. I took a few dust samples, checking for ricin and what not. Then, of course, I turned out my son’s bedroom, making sure no terrorists were hiding in there. Naturally, I suited my son up in his Kevlar pajamas and tucked him in. Then I set all the booby traps about the house — if one of those bastards tries to sneak in, he’s in for a big surprise. Finally, I was able to get into bed about 4:30 a.m.

   For those of you who are patriots and recognize the terrible, terrible danger we are in every second of every day, I want to know if you’ve found a way to secure your homes at night that goes a little more quickly. I’m averaging only about an hour and a half of sleep per 24 hours with all there is to be done at night. I’m not a rich man, so I can’t just hire people to do it for me. Any tips?

   For those of you who call this madness, all I want to know is why do you want the terrorists to win? You scum maggots!

5. gage
   March 14th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

   Once again Kay’s evil spam catcher has eaten my post. Bad spam catcher, bad! Cough it up!

6. gage
   March 14th, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

   Jenn, what should the Iraqis pay us back for? Did they invite us to invade them? Jeezus Christ, you are a looney!

7. Uncle Fester Lurks
   March 14th, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

   Jenn Says:
   March 14, 2008 at 12:11 pm
   Get into Iraq for what? You deranged Moonbat. They could give us free oil for years, which they aren’t and WON’T and still not pay us back.
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   Jenn says we could get free oil for years!!! Free!?! Are we getting any free oil from Poppy Bush’s buddies in Kuwait. What makes you think “we” would get it or that it would be “free”

   Bush’s oil buddies would get it and we would have to pay for it. So Iraq isn’t giving us any oil. Gee I remember one of your glorious neocon leaders tell America that Iraqi oil would pay for the war…do you remember that lie among many lies?

   Face it Jenn, whether you want to believe it or not the Iraq war was a colossal mistake in life and treasure. It has made a negative impact on our countries reputation, on our economy, on our future and on our own military which is now stretched beyond it’s means.

   The equivalant of Bush attacking Iraq after 9/11 would have been FDR attacking Thailand after Pearl Harbor. You idiots on the reich need to wake up and stop believing you are better patriots then everyone else just because you support Bush and his decisions 100% I also recommend that you read “War Is A Racket” by General Smedly Butler a decorated marine from WWI. I provided the link below for you. Maybe this will open your eyes about why we really go to war. You can thank me later!

   http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

8. James
   March 14th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

   I agree the US is an occupying force in Iraq. And we should be! US forces will be in Iraq for a half-century, at least, it we ever leave.

   The world designated the US as “the policeman of the world”. We didn’t want it, but you thrust it upon us. And, as with policemen everywhere, those who are policed don’t like it. Tough! If the remainder of the world is content to sit back on the arses and allow the US to spill it’s blood and spend it’s treasure to keep THEM safe, then, by God, you should have the courtesy to remain silent rather than condemning the only force on the planet able, and willing, to defend you!

   “Experience proves that the man who obstructs a war in which his nation is engaged, whether right or wrong, occupies no enviable place in life or history. Better for him, individually, to advocate “war, pestilence, and famine” than to act as obstructionist to a war already begun. The history of the defeated rebel will be honorable hereafter, compared with that of the Northern man who aided him by conspiring against his government while protected by it. The most favorable posthumous history the stay- at-home traitor can HOPE for is — oblivion.”
   Ulysses S. Grant

   Have a nice, safe, day, sir!

9. gage
   March 14th, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

   Hey, Jenn. The ruse is up, babydoll. The whole nation has finally become aware that people like you are only in it for the money. I know how hard you’ve been working for that big shot at fame and fortune as America’s newest and most novel shock jock, but, seriously, girl, that shit is going out faster than disco did. I’ll admit impersonating an aetheist who is also a rightwing looney is a pretty novel idea, but the problem these days is, with folks like Michael Weiner (whom now goes by the ultra he-man moniker of “Mike Savage”), it’s just becoming harder and harder to convince folks that you shock jocks really care about anything but finding a way to make money without actually working — I mean “working” in the sense of actually producing something viable and useful.

   I know how desperate you must be. I mean, look in the mirror, girl. You ain’t getting any younger. So, if you’re willing to do anything for that shot to the moon, I have a plan for you. Now, this will take impeccable timing on your part, and, more importantly, it will timing without flaw on the part of a trusted friend. That last part might be hard for you to come up with, and I don’t blame you. If I were you, I’d be paranoid too. But if there is no friend you’d trust with your life, perhaps you can at least find someone whom you can pay to help you with this plan. Being a republican, I’m sure there are plenty of folks in your circle who are willing to do anything at all for money. So, come up with some cash and find someone. This is a sure-fired plan to give you that edge over all the other Ann coulter / Michelle Malkin wannabes out there:

   Pick a very busy spot in your town and choose a time when it is its busiest. You’ll need a gallon or so of gasoline, a match or lighter, and depending on the noise level, perhaps a bullhorn. You should go to the busiest intersection and plop down right in front of everyone. Then, you douse yourself with gasoline and announce loudly that you are so committed to war in Iraq and so incensed by the evil liberal attempting to thwart the Global War on Terrah, that, in protest of them, you are going to burn yourself alive;

   Now, you’ll have to stall until the television cameras get there, so here’s where your friend comes in. He comes running out of the crowd shouting, “Jenn, Jenn, don’t do it!” As he approaches you, you hold up the lighter and say “Stop! I have to do this for the love of my country!” “No, Jenn,” he pleads, “You are one of America’s most brilliant and articulate spokespersons for truth, justice, and the American way! We need you alive, Jenn! If you die, America dies with you!” Again, he tries to approach you. “Stand back!” you scream, “Everyday in Iraq, some brave, young soldier makes the ultimate scrifice for his country — not you or I, because we didn’t enlist — but some young soldier gives his all each day in Iraq! Now it is time for me to make the ultimate sacrifice! I regret that I have but one life to give to my country!” Your friend should now turn to the crowd accumulating and say, “Please! Somebody call Fox News! And call the police while you’re at it.” And, then, keep holding off until Fox gets there;

   Now, this is where flawless timing comes in. When you are sure that the cameras are trained on you, you say, “All I have ever wanted to do with my life is to help my great country. If my life can’t be dedicated to that, then, I will dedicate my death to it!” That’s when you light yourself. Your friend, then, dashes over to a place within steps of you where he has hidden a fire extinguisher. “Thank God!” he screams, “A fire extinguisher! God wants you to LIVE, Jenn!” And with that, he unloads the fire extinguisher on you before you receive any potentially fatal burns. And, hey, your hair will grow back.

   That should at least get your foot in the door. And, if not, you may have to give it up and get a real job. You won’t be the first, though. Hell, there are some parts of the country, if you throw a rock, you’ll hit a big time rightwing pundit wannabe.

10. gage
    March 14th, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

    Goddamit, Kay. Control your spam catcher! I’ve got about three posts in there now. What did I ever do to be treat as spam, huh?

11. gage
    March 14th, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

    treated

12. grantinhouston
    March 14th, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

    Lost my posting too. Seems only the trolls get through. I have to laugh at those here who think that every nation’s natural resources somehow belong to the United States. God put all that oil under Arab sands….Israel and the U.S. need to get used to it.