Rush Limbaugh: “The only reason they’re pursuing Cheney is because he won’t shut up”

Oh wow. According to Rush Limbaugh the only reason why Dennis Kucinich and the American people want to impeach Dick Cheney is because Dick won’t shut up. Ah no, moron, the reason why Kucinich and the American people want to impeach Dick Cheney is because he has abused his position over and over and over and because he helped in the pre-Iraq-game-deceit-show by catapulting the propaganda and lies to get the war (and subsequent illegal occupation!) that he wanted.

From Ass Limbo’s website (he’s playing Kucinich audio):

RUSH: (Laughing.)
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KUCHINICH: So I think that the evidence is there to focus on the vice president.
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RUSH: Two consecutive impeachments! The only reason they’re pursuing Cheney is because he won’t shut up. He’s out there taking it to them every day, and Kucinich is mounting this movement. Blitzer said, “High crimes and misdemeanors, that’s a high threshold. Specifically explain to our viewers here at CNN what your articles of impeachment — you have three of them — what are they alleging?”
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KUCINICH: Well, the first article, and I quote, says that he fabricated a threat of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction to justify the use of the United States — the United States armed forces against a nation of — of Iraq, and the second article points to the fact that, uh, he fabricated a connection between — uh, uh — the government of Iraq and Al-Qaeda and used that to justify war. And the third article says that he’s, uh, openly threatening aggressive war against Iran, which is a violation of Article 6 of our Constitution and a violation of Article 2, Section 4 of the UN Charter.
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RUSH: Wow! We’re going to impeach somebody because they’re violating the UN Charter. (Laughing.) Anyway, that’s who they are, and just like the Sheryl Crow and Laurie David tour, I offered to underwrite the rest of that Monday, if they would continue on the bus tour, keep talking. The more people that hear these dingbats, the better we all are. But somehow the tour is over. The bus tour ended when it got to Washington. So my effort to be compassionate and generous, underwrite the tour, failed. But if Kucinich — I hope CNN keeps giving him a platform. I hope he continues to talk. General Petraeus is testifying up on Capitol Hill before Congress about the horrors that would result if we pulled out prematurely in Iraq — and, of course, Pelosi is not going to attend. She has enough time in her schedule to fly out to Syria to meet with that little terrorist supporter, Bashar Assad. She can’t spend an hour or two for General Petraeus. Remember, the Senate confirmed him unanimously to run the surge. She’s just not interested. In fact, she says, “This is not even a political issue.” Pelosi says the war in Iraq and the way it’s going is not even a political issue! It’s an ethical issue, and she’s got more important things to do than get bogged down in the latest ethics case.

Okay, impeaching a president because of a blow job was okay for Limbo back in the 1990’s, but impeaching Dick Cheney about lying and deceiving the American people into an illegal occupation and abusing his powers over and over is not okay?

Both Rush and Dick need to get their heads out of their asses. The American people are sick of both.

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19 Responses to “Rush Limbaugh: “The only reason they’re pursuing Cheney is because he won’t shut up””

  1. smoke says:

    i’m itching to impeach the mo-fo :lol:

  2. kayinmaine says:

    Me too Smoke! Hey, he has a 9% approval rating, so it shouldn’t be too hard, right? *rolling eyes*

    I bet there will be a gun fight. :-)

  3. kayinmaine says:

    I bet you’re itchy this morning. LOL Sorry! Poison ivy is the worst. :-(

  4. Christopher says:

    Why isn’t Fat Limburger in jail?

    He obtained Federally controlled narcs through his maid’s boyfriend.

    If Limburger’s name were, Juan Ramirez, and he lived in Little Havana and drove a 1979 Chevy, he would be in a Florida prison today and not bloviating on the radio.

  5. kayinmaine says:

    And why would anyone want to date Rush knowing his little member between his legs needs Viagra! Hell, that thing won’t even move even if he’s in the room with a naked 13 year old girl down in South America! That’s how bad it is.

    Ewwwww. *using scissors to cut image out of my mind*

    Okay, going to work. :-)

  6. Christopher says:

    Daryn Kagen is a man. Rush is on the “DL.”

  7. nytexan says:

    Well at least Limbaugh is right on one thing…Cheney won’t shut up.
    I wonder how Limbaugh and O’Reilly will spin the impeachment…if it happens.

    I guess we’ll all be classed again as non patriotic.

  8. dad2059 says:

    Sadly, Cheneyburton is a transhuman also. His artificial devices and surgeries keep him alive too.

    I never said transhumanism is perfect, but it gives me greater cause to oppose the amoral s.o.b.

  9. Ron says:

    The worst thing would be to impeach Dubya, but not Cheney. Can you imagine how awful President Cheney would be?

    ITMFA

  10. Larry says:

    We already have a President Cheney and we have a President Rove. Bush is too stupid to tie his shoes much less run/ruin a country on is own.

  11. KayInMaine says:

    I agree Ron. If we’re going to impeach we need to start from the bottom up. If Bush starts to feel like his skirt is flying up and he’s exposed because his evil underlings are gone, he’ll run like the little girl he is. So yes, go after Cheney and others first! :-)

  12. tyree says:

    thos repukes are gonna pay for thier trechery! i support harry ried to get us out of iraq! sieg hiel to the repuk god bush!

  13. I cannot for the life of me understand how utterly brain dead one must be to listen to OxyRush.
    But, come to think of it. standing up FOR Darth Cheney must be exhausting & painful. So maybe we can finally understand why OxyRush so LOVES his hillbilly heroin.
    Oh, and ITMFA!!!

  14. Maria says:

    Everyone knows that Rush is just a big windbag…or some kind of bag.

  15. kayinmaine says:

    ITMFA!!!!! Right on my sistah Hill! :-)

    And Maria? Right on my sistah Mariah! :-)

  16. cowboyneok says:

    “The worst thing would be to impeach Dubya, but not Cheney. Can you imagine how awful President Cheney would be?”

    Everyone needs to be impeached in the Bu$hco. administration. If we are allowed to elect a Democrat (without any more installations of Republicans by the Supreme Court) then we need to do our damndest to remove the incompetent Bushbots that have been installed these past six years.

  17. cowboyneok says:

    Rush Limbaugh obviously isn’t going to his meetings.

  18. geo bosley says:

    Rush, you’re the stupid sob that use to get shit face drunk at Dos Hombres all the time.
    Get your fat ass over there and let them put you in a hummer death coffin on day one. Better your sorry ass than these young boys. Better still take Bush and Cheney with you!

  19. geo bosley says:

    Rush, you’re the stupid sob that use to get shit face drunk at Dos Hombres all the time.
    Get your fat ass over there and let them put you in a hummer death coffin on day one. Better your sorry ass than these young boys. Better still take Bush and Cheney with you!

    Bubba is a better name than dubya for Bush, After all Karl is getting his share of that brown sugar daily!