Oh boy. This is not looking good for the right wing blowhards who can’t seem to talk about anything else but Nancy and her big military airplane that follows her even when she goes to the grocery store.
It now appears Fat Hastert abused his power when using the military planes at his disposal:
On Sunday, Oct. 1, Hastert’s team was scrambling to contain the escalating fallout from the Foley page scandal.
That day, Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), then the chairman of the page board, had gotten an urgent phone call from Stokke. The Hastert team wanted Shimkus to return to Washington immediately from his home in southern Illinois in order to appear at a press conference on Monday with the Speaker, and they did not want to deal with commercial flight schedules.
So at 8 p.m. that day, Shimkus arrived at the military side of the Scott Air Force Base near Belleville to board the Speaker’s jet that had been dispatched for him.
The plane then headed to an airport near Aurora, Ill., to pick up Hastert, who had been weekending at his home in Plano, before flying on to Washington.
That Monday, Hastert and Shimkus headlined a press conference in the Capitol to talk about the Foley resignation.
Oh Jees. This has got to embarrassing for all those republicans who have been yelling about Nancy and holding their crotches like they’re a bunch of 2 year olds who have to pee!
I know what you’ll say to this post, neocons. You’ll say, “But Nancy’s plane is big! Whaaaaaaaaaa!” and then run away crying. You always do.
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ROFLMAO! Looks just like him!
I’m sure Hastert has to hoist his belly up in order to pee because his massive gut is covering his tiny wiener.
Hastert is so nauseating.
Jeebus! Can you imagine that little plane (ha ha…he had a little plane! [sticking tongue out at the neocons] Pbbbllllltttttt!) trying to haul his ass off the ground? I bet it did a wheely down the runway and then skipped along as the front wheel came off the ground!!!
I’m truly surprised that small jet was capable of successfully lifting off the ground with Denny’s girth on board.
He looks like he eats battered and fried onion rings for breakfast each morning followed by a pound of bacon. Or is that how Cheney starts each day? LMAO!!!
That’s terrible picking on the obese of corruption. Maybe he needed a huge plane to carry his extra large carcass.
Christopher, you left out 18 fried eggs, a pallet of bacon, and two loaves of bread off Hastert’s breakfast!!
I wonder how much damage Hastert’s weight did to the engine of that plane? I wonder if the military had to replace the outside panels underneath the plane every other week from the damage of trying to get the plane in the air? LMAO
I can’t wait for the story to break that Hastert and Tom Delay had grabbed a bunch of viagra and went to the Marianna Islands to sleep with little 12 year old boys/girls while using a military plane! I promise I won’t post on it. Oh yeah right!!!
Hi Smoke! Where have you been mistah? Not hungover for 36 hours were you???? LOL
Who’s that image of? Jerrold Nadler? Michael Moore? Rob Reiner? Madeliene Albright? Ted Kennedy? Barbara Mikulski? Barney Fag? Rosie O’Donnell? Who is that?
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” – John Adams
Ahhhhhh, the poor neocon can’t even admit that Denny Hastert is the fattest bastard of them all. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
naw, it’s gotta be Nadler. Albright? Or Teddy…right?
“Only a Kennedy leaves a woman to drown while he goes home to get a good night’s sleep. Never reporting it until the next day.”
Good old fashioned Catholic boy, those Kennedys are!
Leave it the Libs to attack someone one how they look.
Is Molly Ivins still dead? How ’bout Paul Wellstone? Ann Richards?
no, i drove down to Knoxville yesterday to pick up a Shih Tzu [sp]? dog for my niece. spent the night there and went to the Tennessee vs. Vanderbilt basketball game this afternoon. (picked up the puppy at 4:30 today)
funny pic – cracked me up
Had Hastert asked Rush “OxyCotin” Limbaugh and Bill “Blackjack” Bennett to tag along, Hastert would’ve needed a C-5A to successfully lift all 1,200lbs. of GOP lard into the air.
LOL Christopher!!! Either that or the Space Shuttle!!!
“…1,200lbs. of GOP lard into the air”……..LMAO!!!
Does anyone else get the feeling that the troll on this thread is losing his link to reality and is just spouting off names of his opposing political party to make himself feel better so he can sleep tonight?
When reality does finally sink in for this troll, wow! He won’t be able to sleep a wink for a year.
Kay,
The troll seems to be casting his net as wide as possible with hopes he will insult someone and engender a response. I have 2 trolls on my blog who I ignore. Eventually, they just slither off into the ether.
Christopher, you are exactly right. One thing I have to learn is to just ignore the trolls. Being Italian, it’s very hard not to go “Italian-crazy”, if you know what I mean. :+:
Oops, don’t have the “thumbs up” symbol!! I’ll insert a
instead.
Sono Italiano. Capisco.
What the fuck is that??
That would be Dennis Hastert in the picture and that would also be Christopher speaking Italiano to me. LOL
Like most of the reich-wing facial farts,there’s no there there.No use in going over the facts, they are very simple. But not simple enough for the trolls. When the crayon writers get boring on our show OR our blog, I just quit taking their calls or block them from our blog. It doesn’t take them long to boar me.Same old crap. I guess they are in denial that hastert is an enormous fat slob who lives with his homosexual chief of staff.He REALLY likes sausage…heh heh heh
I see the reichwingnuts are spinning their lies and two dimensional delusional world views of; … your either for us ur again us; hee hee hee, … truth to them is like sunshine to a vampire, they run from it and if caught in it their lies and spin is destroyed like dust in the wind.
The reason that the US Government wants the Speaker of the House of Representatives to fly on military aircraft, is the same reason the have the President of the United States, and Vice President Of the United States, fly that way also, SAFETY.
BTW the Secretary of Defense has his own plane provided by the DOD. The Secretary of State has her own plane capable of trans Atlantic flight, the Secretary of the Treasury has his own plane, so does the secretary of Homeland security, so does every other cabinet secretary.
Security is needed because there are people both inside and outside the Unites States who are willing to hurt members of our government for various political and religious reasons. Since the Speaker of the House technically out ranks any cabinet secretary, being THIRD in line for succession to the Presidency ahead of all cabinet secretaries I think they should have at least as good a mode of transportation and security detail and ths various cabinet secretaries do. When Denny “the fat pig pedophile protector” Hastert was speaker he was even allowed to make extra stops to pick up other congressmen to aid him in the futile attempt to cover up after the Foleygate pedophile scandal broke. But the reichwingnut blogosphere always gave him a free pass, because he did their bidding and tried to keep the re-pubie corruption machine running at full speed.
The reason the reichwingnut spin machine went into over drive was the fact, that they could LIE about it. They could lie about why the Air Force who furnaces these planes based on criteria from the people responsible for the security of the person there are tasked with keeping safe for the people of this country to do the job they were voted in or hired to do, would have to use a larger plane for the flight to San Francisco. The bigger plane is required for security which includes the ability to make a non stop flight as per their requirements for security.
The right wing moronic spin cycle has lied about every thing they ever commented on, Look at dumb dude, david the flake, donny short buss, and I can’t see, cause my head us firmly up may ass, and all the other various scitzo sock puppet alter ego’s who post richwing drivel spin and lies here. Not to mention the professional liars, Rush “The drug addicted gasbag” Limpballs, Bill “the Falafel King” O’Liely, Anny “the plagiarist hate monger” Tranny, Micheal “lies a lot” Malkin, and the liars on reichwing hate radio Fox Lies noise machine and the kool aid drinking talking heads of the Bush criminal empire(to include the ones the tax payers pay directly to lie for Bush the Dumb), and the ones who work for the Rev(anti-christ) Moon at the Washington Times and have accepted money to lie for him like Tweety Matthews has doneor AEI Heritage, Hudson, et al which accept corporate money to find new ways to lie to the sheeple.
This is just another pathetic example of their hypocritical screeching and dishonest attempt to deceive the American people.
That’s right Frank! I forgot about Denny’s lover in Washington, DC. Yep, Denny’s wife has to stay in a hotel room/apartment because all three can’t fit in the bed together!!!
Republican gay love. Very creepy. Democratic gay love….not so much.
The real question is:
WHY DOES THE MILITARY HAVE SUCH A LUXURY PLANE TO BEGIN WITH?
Why are taxpayers paying for such a high class plane and who was using this plane prior to Nancy being chosen as the Speaker of the House? Who? The republicans were in control of the House for years. Were they using it to smooze their lobbyists etc.?
These are the questions to be answered first.
Hastert has a gay male lover? Please say it isn’t so!
If he does, I hope for his partner’s sake that Denny isn’t the ‘top’.
Rachel cried out of his pants yes natalie portman naked you like being that little raised.